The Joke Project - May 2, 2007
the librarian and the chicken - a literary joke
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[scene opens with a woman speaking directly to the camera]
WOMAN: Okay, so ... A chicken goes into a library, and he goes up to the librarian and he says "Book!"
[she does a quick clucking motion to simulate the sound that a chicken makes]
WOMAN: And the librarian looks at him and says "Okay," and turns around, gets a book off the shelf, and gives it to the chicken. And the chicken waddles out, down the library steps, and out.
[she looks down]
WOMAN: And the next day, the chicken comes back, goes up to the librarian and says "Book book!" The librarian's like "What? I don't ... y'know, but alright." Turns around, gets two books off the shelf, gives them to the chicken. Chicken puts them under his wing, waddles out down the library steps, out the door. Next day, chicken comes back again.
[she starts clucking again]
WOMAN: "Book book book!" Librarian's like "I gotta know what's going on!" So she goes to the shelf, she gets three books down, she gives them to the chicken, he puts them under his wing, waddles out down the steps, out the library door. And this time the librarian decides to follow him, so she goes outside ...
[she looks around]
WOMAN: I guess it's a "her" because chickens are girls, and the chicken walks down the street, and then over a field, and then all the way through the woods. The librarian follows all the way up to a pond. Chicken goes up to the pond, and there's a frog on a lilly pad. Chicken takes the books out from under its wing, hands the frog the books, and the frog says "Reddit reddit reddit!"
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