Case Study No. 1283: "With hip-hop librarians like this how come kids are still huffing household cleaners to get a buzz on?"

Librarian Rap
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With hip-hop librarians like this how come kids are still huffing household cleaners to get a buzz on?

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[scene opens with two female librarians dressed like rappers from the 90s (both wear backwards baseball caps and sunglasses, while one is wearing a St. Louis Cardinals jersey and the other has a giant clock hanging around her neck) sitting on a couch and reading books about poetry]
[cut to the two standing in front of a green screen (projecting a rotating image of a pile of books) as they look into the camera and begin singing]
LIBRARIAN 1: Just 'cause I'm a librarian, doesn't mean I can't have fun!
[cut to a closeup of the librarian wearing the clock, as the camera pans up while a multi-colored "strobe light" effect covers the screen]
LIBRARIANS: Wrappers rap! Wrappers rap! Wrappers rap! Uh huh! Wrappers rap!
[cut to the two librarians standing in front of a bookshelf (as the librarian with the Cardinals jersey displays an "811" tattoo on her left forearm)]
LIBRARIAN 2: When the library's open, go on in!
[cut back to the librarians standing in front of the green screen, as images of blue and yellow paint being thrown against the wall are thrown]
LIBRARIAN 2: Let creativity just begin!
[cut to a closeup of the librarian with the "811" tattoo, as the camera pans up with the same "strobe light" effect]
LIBRARIANS: Wrappers rap! Wrappers rap! Wrappers rap! Uh huh! Wrappers rap!
[cut to a closeup of the bookshelf, with a sign reading "800 Literature"]
LIBRARIAN 1: You'll find poetry in eight-one-one!
[cut to a closeup of the librarian with the "811" tattoo, as she kneels next to the shelf]
LIBRARIAN 1: Read a poem for inspiration!
[cut back to the librarians standing in front of the green screen, as it projects an image of the book "Poetry Speaks"]
LIBRARIANS: Wrappers rap! Wrappers rap! Wrappers rap! Uh huh! Wrappers rap!
LIBRARIAN 1: Now here's the date you must remember ...
[the image behind them changes to a desk calendar set to "December 2012"]
LIBRARIAN 1: It's the sixth day of December!
[the image behind them focuses on the December Sixth entry, reading "6:30 pm - Wrappers Rap"]
LIBRARIANS: Wrappers rap! Wrappers rap! Wrappers rap! Uh huh! Wrappers rap! Wrappers rap! Wrappers rap! Wrappers rap! Uh huh! Wrappers rap!
[cut to a closeup of one of the librarian's necks (which has "Poetry" tattooed across it), then "Rapper Wrapping, December 6th 6:30 pm" appears on screen]
["Poetry, rapping, & wrapping!" appears on screen]

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From douchechillz.com:

More kids would stop running around in street gangs and read a book if the librarians had a Flavor Flav clock around their neck. You know Flavor Flav from that Public Enemy that all the kids are pumping in their Walkman headphones. Even better the library put on a event where students could read poetry, rap and wrap Christmas presents! Being a kid now must be so boss.