This is our new trailer for 'Libraryville' which shows all the characters involved.
Tags: Library Climate Change Gay Marriage
Added: 2 years ago
["This is not your typical library ... Or is it???" appears on screen, then cut to a young male patron ("Tim, he's got anger problems") standing in the Kroton Public Library and speaking into the telephone at the front desk]
TIM: [into phone] Gimmee the manager of Dorla Videos ... Your employees didn't check in my videos, and I want these fines gone!
[cut to Tim walking up to the young female librarian at the front desk, holding a bouquet of roses]
ASHLEY: Oh my god, what're you doing here?!
TIM: I thought I heard "girlfriend of a sex god" ...
[cut to the librarian walking away angrily (revealing that she is pregnant), as Tim follows her]
TIM: You'll be sorry!
ASHLEY: I have work to do!
[cut to Tim standing in the library alone and singing into a microphone, as "He's Mr. Wonderful" appears on screen]
TIM: [singing] Who's Mister Wonderful? Who's the ultimate man?
[cut to the librarian ("Ashley, pregnant but definitely not barefoot!") sitting behind the front desk, arguing with someone off camera]
ASHLEY: I'm raising a child, I'm not looking for a handyman!
[cut to Ashley walking up to the front desk, where an older female librarian is helping a male patron]
ASHLEY: The good old boys don't control everything around here like they used to ...
[cut to Ashley at the front desk, talking to someone off camera]
ASHLEY: Well, I'm sorry for your poor values ...
[cut to Tim and Ashley sitting on a couch]
TIM: We're goin' places, you and me!
ASHLEY: You are ...
[she points off camera]
ASHLEY: See that door? Use it!
[cut to Ashley alone and singing to herself, then to the older female librarian ("Laura, the conservative mom!") sitting at the front desk]
LAURA: And how's my grandchild today?
[cut to Laura speaking with the male patron]
LAURA: Where did you get that scar?
[cut to Laura typing at her computer while speaking to someone off camera]
LAURA: I heard from the authorities that the library is cutting hours.
[cut to Laura speaking with a little girl]
LAURA: All I keep hearing is the sex parts ...
[cut to Laura speaking with someone off camera]
LAURA: You are six months pregnant and full of yourself!
[cut to a male volunteer ("Ichabod, the page") standing at the front desk talking to Ashley (in a bad German accent) while lifting a small barbell with his left hand]
ICHABOD: She'll be intelligent, beautiful ... and shapely!
[cut to Ichabod walking up to the front desk and slamming his hands down on the table]
ICHABOD: She will not be back ...
[cut to Ichabod talking to Laura while lifting his barbell]
ICHABOD: She will not be back ...
[cut to Ichabod pushing a bookcart in front of Ashley at the front desk]
ICHABOD: He'll be back!
[cut to Ichabod speaking with someone off camera]
ICHABOD: He will not be back ...
[cut to another female librarian ("Jessica, the spunky librarian!") bending down to check a bookshelf, when she stands up and smiles]
JESSICA: A single male, just the favor that I was asking for!
[cut to Jessica speaking with an elderly male patron]
JESSICA: Why don't you set me up with him? Where could you find a single male?
[cut to another shot of Jessica and the elderly patron]
JESSICA: And when you're over there, ask to speak to the city administrator ... See if he can set me up with a good-looking single guy.
[cut to Jessica walking up behind Ashley]
JESSICA: Here's the thing ... Where's the guy for me?
[cut to the elderly male patron ("God, all he wants is a library card!") speaking to Jessica]
GOD: I am god, and I'm feeling particularly Old Testament today!
[the sound of thunder can be heard]
GOD: But I would like a Kroton library card!
[cut to another shot of God speaking to Jessica]
GOD: If I had a spare guardian angel, I'd send one in your direction ...
[cut to a male patron wearing a hat ("Professor Paul, he wants to check out books!") as he speaks to Ashley at the front desk]
PAUL: Oh, I'm looking for a book. The title is "The Significance of Climate Change And Religious Intolerance In A World Hanging On By A Thread."
[cut to Paul speaking with Ichabod]
PAUL: You certainly are ... but you could use WD40.
[cut to Paul showing a book to another male patron]
PAUL: This disaster survival book is just what I'm looking for!
[cut to Paul speaking with Ashley at the front desk]
PAUL: You don't believe in climate change?
[cut to Paul speaking with the other male patron]
PAUL: This place is spooked!
[cut to the other male patron ("Admiral Alex, pillar of the community!") walking into the library]
ALEX: Who was that?
[cut to Alex and Paul speaking to Ashley at the front desk]
ALEX: Y'know, already Norway is ... is paying a billion dollars a year to Brazil to get them to stop cutting their trees!
PAUL: That's right!
[cut to Alex and Paul speaking to someone off camera]
ALEX: I think a marriage can be a ... committed, loving relationship with or without children.
[cut to Alex grabbing Tim in a headlock]
ALEX: You tried to kill her, you scumbag!
TIM: I should've taken you out, faggot!
[he throws him to the ground, then cut to a young male patron ("Nick, he needs a password!") talking to Ashley]
NICK: I need a password ...
[she leans in and types something on his computer]
NICK: [pause] How about a phone number?
[cut to Nick speaking to someone off camera]
NICK: Do you think he would hurt you?
[cut to Nick walking into the library and speaking to Ashley]
NICK: Ashley ... How about a virgintini?
["And a cast of stellar characters!" appears on screen]
[cut to the young girl speaking with Laura, as "Sadie" appears on screen]
[cut to an older female patron standing at the front desk, as "Sue" appears on screen]
[cut to an older man walking through the library, as "Dewey Decimal" appears on screen]
[cut to an older male patron speaking to Ashley, as "Douglas" appears on screen]
[cut to another older male patron handing Laura a VHS tape, as "Bill" appears on screen]
[cut to an older female patron speaking to Jessica, as "Roxy" appears on screen]
[cut to a little girl reading a book, as "Elena" appears on screen]
[cut to a woman looking at the little girl, as "Elena's Mom" appears on screen]
[cut to a male police officer walking into the library, as "Joe the Officer" appears on screen]
[cut to various couples (Ichabod and Jessica, Ashley and Nick, Alex and Paul, Laura and Dewey Decimal) holding hands as they walk out of the library in slow motion]
["Libraryville ... It's not just books, movies or computers anymore!" appears on screen]
["Copyright 2012 Barking Lady Pictures" appears on screen]
The story revolves around mother and daughter librarians' who are at odds politically and morally. Two gay patrons, pillars of the community, hand mother and daughter an invitation to their wedding.
The story revolves around mother and daughter librarians' who are at odds politically and morally. Two gay patrons, pillars of the community, hand mother and daughter an invitation to their wedding. The mother responds that, "She doesn't want all the degenerates from the big city moving to 'her' town."
Professor Paul of the polluted planet earth has written a book "The Significance of Climate Change In A World Hanging On By A Thread." Admiral Alex of the Admirable Universe, Paul's partner, argues the necessity of heeding the changes to the earth.
Ashley, the protagonist, sings "Step Up to the Plate."
Libraryville (updated version) (2013)
Author: Judith Kent
Subject: Libraryville; Library; Library movies; Library musical; Library comedies
Dark comedy of the incidents that take place one day in Kroton Library. Mother and daughter librarians totally at odds ref politics and morals.