Case Study No. 0743: "A Librarian Who Hates People Who Have Over-Due Books So He Goes On A Mission To kill them"

The Librarian
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A Weird Video Of A Librarian Who Hates People Who Have Over-Due Books So He Goes On A Mission To kill them.
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The Librarian
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[scene opens with a young man opening up the high school library, then rubbing his hands with glee as happy music plays]
LIBRARIAN: Library's open for business!
[cut to the librarian running his fingers over a shelf of books as he takes a sip from his coffee, when a male student walks up holding a book]
LIBRARIAN: Oh, hi!
JESSE: Hi ... Uh, I need to check this book out.
LIBRARIAN: Okay!
[he opens the copy of "Their Eyes Were Watching God" and attempts to scan it]
LIBRARIAN: Let's see ...
[he turns it around and scans the label on the spine]
LIBRARIAN: Oh, it's on this side!
[he successfully scans it, then checks the computer]
LIBRARIAN: Let me see ...
[he slowly shakes his head]
LIBRARIAN: No ...
[he suddenly gets an angry look on his face, and takes off his glasses]
LIBRARIAN: You have an overdue book!
JESSE: Alright, y'know what? Forget you!
[he leaves, then cut to the librarian placing a pen into his shirt pocket (as happy music continues to play), when another male student walks up and hands him a book]
LIBRARIAN: Oh, okay ...
[he scans the book, then checks the computer]
LIBRARIAN: No!
[he growls and takes off his glasses]
LIBRARIAN: Overdue book you have!
JIMMY: Man, I am leavin'!
[he leaves, as the librarian growls again and shakes his fist at him]
LIBRARIAN: Grrr, that is not a good idea!
[cut to the librarian opening a book and smelling it (as happy music continues to play), when another male student walks up and slaps the book out of his hands]
HARRY: I want a book!
LIBRARIAN: This book?
[he picks up the book and attempts to scan it]
HARRY: Hurry up!
LIBRARIAN: Hey!
[he scans it, as the student slams his hands down on the counter ... not able to take it anymore, the librarian drops the book and growls at the student]
HARRY: What is wrong with you, man?
[he scans the book, then gives the student and evil glare before turning to the computer]
LIBRARIAN: One moment ...
[he checks the computer, then immediately turns back to the student]
LIBRARIAN: No! You have an overdue book!
[the student grabs the book and runs off]
LIBRARIAN: No stealing books!
[he takes off his glasses, then closes the library]
LIBRARIAN: Grrr!
["The Next Day (Time for Revenge)" appears on screen, then cut to the librarian standing in the hallway holding his keyboard (but without it being attached to a computer) as ominous music plays]
LIBRARIAN: Grrr, I gotta find those kids!
[he walks off, then hits a button on the keyboard labelled "Direct Search" (which I guess means that he's a robot?)]
[cut to the librarian sneaking up behind Jimmy, as he slowly walks up and hits him over the head with the keyboard]
[cut to the two other students walking down the hallway, as they turn the corner and find the librarian standing in front of them]
[cut to the librarian running towards them ... Harry runs off, but Jesse is frozen in fear as he gets hit in the head with the keyboard]
[cut to Harry running away, as the librarian growls and points at him]
LIBRARIAN: He got away!

To be continued ...

Evil Librarian ... Kyle Fritsche
Jesse ... As Himself
Morgan Moss ... As Jimmy
Michael Serrin ... As Harry

Camera Work ... Chris Matta
Editor ... Kyle Fritsche
Editor ... Chris Matta
Screenplay ... Jesse Wills
Sound Effects ... Kyle Fritsche
Dinosaur Noises ... Kyle Fritsche
Music Choice ... Chris Matta