Sexy Librarian Music Video
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Sexy Librarian Music Video by "Gustin Gingerlake" aka Mike Anderson, 6 News Not So Late Show host (Lawrence, KS). via http://6lawrence.com/ entertainment/ the-not-so-late-show/ the-not-so-late-show- sexy-librarian-music-video/
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ANNOUNCER: In five, four, two ... I mean three, two, one!
["World Premiere Video" appears on screen]
ANNOUNCER: And now, the world premiere of "Sexy Librarian" by Gustin Gingerlake!
Gustin Gingerlake (feat. Bronco)
"Sexy Librarian"
Ginger Nation
Free State Studio Records
Director: Styles & Dobson
[scene opens outside of the Lawrence Public Library, then cut to inside where a young female librarian (reddish-brown hair in a bun, glasses, blue sweater) is checking out a book for an elderly female patron at the front desk]
PA ANNOUNCER: Attention library patrons, the library will be closing in five minutes. Thank you.
[the patron leaves (as the librarian uses a bottle of hand sanitizer once she's gone), then a young male patron walks up and hands her a book]
[cut to a shot of the librarian (as she stamps the book), then back to the patron (as he stares at her longingly and smiles nervously)]
[cut back to the librarian, who slides the book across the desk to the patron (then cringes slightly when she sees he is staring at her), then cut to black and white footage of the patron alone in an empty room and singing]
GUSTIN: Your periodical section has me so hot, can't help but stare!
[cut to the patron with a pipe in his mouth]
GUSTIN: So lose those black spectacles and let down your long flowing hair!
[cut back to the library, as the patron turns towards the camera and removes his jacket to reveal an orange jumpsuit underneath, while two "sexy librarians" (wearing short skirts and glasses) suddenly appear on either side of him and begin dancing]
GUSTIN: Lovely lady, come with me, and we'll go down and get lost in the stacks!
[cut to the patron (wearing a gold jumpsuit and see-through mesh undershirt) walking around the stacks, then back to the black and white footage of the patron alone in the empty room (only now he's wearing sunglasses, a Kansas City Chiefs knit cap, and a Dexter McCluster jersey)]
GUSTIN: So sexy ...
[cut back to the library, as the librarian looks around nervously while the patron and his "dancers" continue to gyrate in front of her]
GUSTIN: Then open up your favorite book and show me how you like to relax! Baby, turn my page ...
[cut back to the patron in the stacks]
GUSTIN: I'm a sexual sage!
[cut back to the front desk]
GUSTIN: And you're so sexy!
[cut to the two dancers in the stacks]
GUSTIN: [in voice over] So sexy ...
[cut back to black and white footage of the patron]
GUSTIN: And when you fall in love with me ...
[cut back to the stacks]
GUSTIN: Baby, can I print for free?
[cut back to the front desk]
GUSTIN: Sexy ...
[cut back to black and white footage of the patron]
GUSTIN: Your facts are empirical!
[cut back to the stacks]
GUSTIN: Your poetry is lyrical!
[cut back to black and white footage of the patron]
GUSTIN: Your poetry is lyrical!
[cut back to the front desk, as the librarian nervously picks up the phone]
GUSTIN: So lemmee be, baby ...
[cut back to the stacks]
GUSTIN: Cause I really love your breasticles!
[cut to a closeup of one of the dancer's cleavage]
GUSTIN: Breast, oh!
[cut back to black and white footage of the patron]
GUSTIN: Icles, yeah!
[cut to the patron alone, suggestively licking a popsicle]
GUSTIN: Don't touch my popsicle, if you don't want my stick to show!
[cut back to black and white footage of the patron]
GUSTIN: It's melting fast ...
[cut back to the front desk]
GUSTIN: So if you don't wanna see it, let it go!
[cut to a closeup of the patron's mouth]
GUSTIN: Sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy ... librarian! Sexy librarian, shh!
[cut back to the front desk]
GUSTIN: Sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy ...
[cut back to the stacks]
GUSTIN: Librarian!
[cut back to black and white footage of the patron]
GUSTIN: Sexy librarian!
[cut to the two dancers, each putting a finger to their lips]
GUSTIN: Shh!
[cut back to the stacks]
GUSTIN: And I don't mind the late fine ...
[cut back to the front desk, as the two dancers continue to gyrate (while the librarian reaches for her hand sanitizer again)]
GUSTIN: As long as I can call you mine!
[cut back to the stacks]
GUSTIN: And you will hear me moan, but these floors are quiet, so ...
[cut back to black and white footage of the patron]
GUSTIN: I see your Dewey Decimals ...
[cut back to the stacks]
GUSTIN: It makes me raise my decibels ...
[cut back to the stacks, as the librarian is standing there by herself (looking uncomfortable)]
GUSTIN: [in voice over] Sexy ...
[cut back to the front desk]
GUSTIN: If you lose that sweater ...
[cut back to the librarian awkwardly dancing in the stacks]
GUSTIN: Baby, I'll be wetter ...
[cut back to black and white footage of the patron]
GUSTIN: Your facts are empirical!
[cut back to the front desk]
GUSTIN: Your poetry is lyrical!
[cut back to black and white footage of the patron]
GUSTIN: Your poetry is ...
[cut back to the stacks]
GUSTIN: Ly-ri-cal!
[cut back to black and white footage of the patron]
GUSTIN: So lemmee be, baby ...
[cut back to the front desk]
GUSTIN: Cause I really love your breasticles!
[cut back to black and white footage of the patron]
GUSTIN: Breast, oh! Icles, yeah!
[cut back to the stacks, as the patron gyrates his hips while holding a book]
GUSTIN: Now don't touch my popsicle, if you don't want my stick to show!
[cut back to black and white footage of the patron]
GUSTIN: The tip is poking out! If you don't wanna rub it, let it go!
[cut back to the front desk]
GUSTIN: Sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy ...
[cut back to the stacks]
GUSTIN: Librarian!
[cut back to black and white footage of the patron]
GUSTIN: Sexy librarian!
[cut back to the front desk, as the patron is sharpening a pencil]
GUSTIN: Shh ...
[cut back to the stacks, as the dancers are posing seductively while one pulls a copy of "How Sex Works" off the shelf]
GUSTIN: [in voice over] Sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy ... librarian! Sexy librarian!
[cut back to the patron in the stacks]
GUSTIN: Shh!
[cut back to the front desk, as the patron jumps on top of the desk and begins crawling towards the librarian (who slowly rolls her chair in the opposite direction)]
GUSTIN: I see you there, sexy librarian. Lookin' all sexily, behind the counter. Stampin' everyone's books, handin' out the DVDs ... CDs.
[cut to a closeup of the librarian's high heels (as she continues to roll her chair away from the advancing patron)]
GUSTIN: Not gettin' the love that you deserve ... nor want.
[cut back to the stacks, as the patron stares directly at the camera]
GUSTIN: But lemmee tell you, sexy librarian ... I see behind that counter.
[he pulls down his goggles]
GUSTIN: And soon, the whole world will too ...
[he pulls his goggles back up]
GUSTIN: Sexy ...
[cut back to the front desk (as the patron is now back on the ground)]
GUSTIN: You're there for the students, so you can help them cram.
[cut back to the stacks]
GUSTIN: Then to the childrens' section ...
[cut to the dancers in the stacks, as one "spanks" the other with a book]
GUSTIN: [in voice over] You read "Green Eggs and Ham!"
[cut back to the front desk]
GUSTIN: We'll open the thesaurus, and find a new word for us ...
[cut back to the stacks]
GUSTIN: Rearrange the alphabet, so "U" and "I" are making it ...
[cut back to black and white footage of the patron]
GUSTIN: Sexy!
[cut back to the stacks]
GUSTIN: U-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P!
[cut back to black and white footage of the patron]
GUSTIN: Your facts are empirical!
[cut back to the stacks]
GUSTIN: Your poetry is lyrical!
[cut back to black and white footage of the patron]
GUSTIN: Poetry is lyrical, and you are just so beautiful!
[cut back to the front desk]
GUSTIN: So lemmee be, baby, 'cause I really love your breasticles!
[cut back to black and white footage of the patron]
GUSTIN: Your breast!
[cut back to the stacks]
GUSTIN: Oh!
[cut back to black and white footage of the patron]
GUSTIN: Icles, yeah!
[cut back to the front desk]
GUSTIN: Now don't touch my popsicle, if you don't want my stick to show!
[cut back to the stacks]
GUSTIN: Sexy ...
[cut back to the front desk]
GUSTIN: Sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy ...
[cut back to the stacks]
GUSTIN: Librarian!
[he pulls a copy of "How Sex Works" off the shelf and displays it for the camera]
GUSTIN: Sexy librarian, shh!
[cut back to the front desk]
GUSTIN: Sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy ... librarian!
[cut to a closeup of the librarian, as she suddenly leans back and gives him a sexy look ... she then removes her earrings, takes off her glasses, pulls the pencil out of her bun, then shakes her hair out]
GUSTIN: [in voice over] Sexy librarian, shh!
[cut to the patron (watching in approval), then back to the librarian, who stands up and removes her sweater (revealing her black blouse and a sleeve tattoo covering her left arm and shoulder)]
GUSTIN: Sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy ... librarian! Sexy librarian, shh!
[the librarian jumps over the desk and walks towards the patron ... but then walks right past him and keeps on going]
[he turns, then cut to a closeup of the librarian's right shoulder (which has a small "Lawrence Public Library" tattoo)]
GUSTIN: [in voice over] Shh ...
[he takes off his sunglasses, as the librarian walks away, then cut back to the patron (who hangs his head while the dancers keep gyrating next to him)]
[cut to the librarian, who's about to walk out of the library, when she turns to the camera and puts a finger to her lips]
LIBRARIAN: Shh!
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From wikipedia.org:
The Not So Late Show is a weekly comedy talk show hosted by Mike Anderson. It premiered in 2011. The Not So Late Show takes place in Lawrence, KS and features a monologue and skits that take a comedic look at local, national, and international current events.
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From 6newslawrence.com:
You sucker MC's ready for this? Mike Anderson, a.k.a. Gustin Gingerlake, launches his music career with the world premiere video of Sexy Librarian.
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