Friday, August 16, 2013

Case Study No. 0927: Mary and Jane of the Guilford Public Library

Unicorning
0:43
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[scene opens with a young female librarian (brown hair in a bun, glasses slipped down the bridge of her nose, cardigan sweater) holding a book, while another female librarian (brown hair in a bun, glasses, cardigan sweater tied around her neck) stamps it]
MARY: What is it you're cataloging, Jane?
JANE: Well Mary, it's "The Art of Human Sexuality" ...
[they both giggle nervously, then "Guilford Public Library Presents Unicorning" appears on screen]
[cut to Jane speaking directly to the camera]
JANE: Step one ... Have your friend attach a long hard apparatus to her forehead.
[cut to Mary on her hands and knees behind Mary (with a long pink "horn" strapped to her forehead)]
MARY: Step two ... Make sure you're on all fours.
[cut to Jane bending over]
JANE: Step three ... Don't forget to take a picture.
[the camera pans out to show Jane reaching for a camera on the nearby table, as Mary bobs her head up and down (so that the "horn" wiggles next to Jane's backside)]
JANE: Because everyone loves unicorns.
[cut to a closeup of Jane's face, as she turns to the camera and smiles, then "Skipper & Midge" appears on screen]

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From skipperandmidge.com:

WE ARE SKIPPER AND MIDGE, TWO GIRLS WITH BIG BOOBS DEDICATED TO HAVING FUN AND MAKING FUNNY.

"Guilford Public Library" by Skipper & Midge
* Video 1 (0:44) - Unicorning
* Video 2 (0:37) - Salad Tossing
* Video 3 (1:01) - Golden Showers

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