Tuesday, September 2, 2014

Case Study No. 1546: Unnamed Male Librarian (Zombies, the New Service Population of 2017)

Zombies - The New Service Population of 2017
Produced by staff at the Rapid City Public Library one of many vignettes describing the library in 2017.

Animation was facilitated by Xtranormal.com. The music "Right Behind You" and "Decay" is by Kevin MacLeod of incompetech.com.
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Written by Marti and Lisa

NARRATOR: In Two Thousand Twelve, the apocalypse predicted by the ancient Mayan civilization brought new life to the long-dead ... As a result, libraries in Two Thousand Seventeen found themselves with a new service population. Zombies!
[cut to a male librarian (dark hair, glasses, black polo shirt, blue jeans) standing behind the front desk, cheerily talking to a male zombie (covered in blood and with exposed ribs)]
LIBRARIAN: Hello, what can I do for you today?
ZOMBIE: Braaaaiinnnsss ...
LIBRARIAN: I am sorry, I don't think I understand what you need.
ZOMBIE: Braaaaiinnnsss ...
[the librarian rubs his chin in a contemplative fashion]
LIBRARIAN: Do you need information on where to find brains? How to cook them? How to preserve them? The controversial Brains Charognard? Human-zombie relations? Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease? Zombism in Haitian voodoo rituals? Works by George Romero? Wade Davis? Max Brooks?
ZOMBIE: Braaaaiinnnsss ...
LIBRARIAN: Do you know how you would like to have the information delivered? Print? Audio? Video? Digital?
ZOMBIE: Braaaaiinnnsss ...
[the librarian shakes his head]
LIBRARIAN: I'm sorry, sir, but I need to ask you to respect my personal space. I need my brains to help other patrons. This is a public space, and we need to respect everyone's right to be here.
ZOMBIE: Braaaaiinnnsss ...
LIBRARIAN: If you need further assistance, let me know. Otherwise, I encourage you to explore the pathfinder we have on this subject.
ZOMBIE: Braaaaiinnnsss ...
LIBRARIAN: Have a great day!
ZOMBIE: Braaaaiinnnsss ...


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