Wednesday, November 19, 2014

Case Study No. 1686: The Average Librarian

The Average Librarian-WillyWednesdays

This was a sketch that I made at the library, enjoy! Oh, and don't forget to subscribe!
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["It all started off on one afternoon when the 'Average Librarian' went to the library ... " appears on screen]
[scene opens with a young boy walking through the library (with his hair mussed up and talking with a lisp)]
LIBRARIAN: Boy, I can't wait for a great day at the library ...
["The Average Librarian starring WillyWednesdays!" appears on screen, then cut to the boy unzipping his backpack and unloading several items (snacks, binder, folder, book, ruler, sweatpants) onto a study carrel]
[cut to a closeup of the boy's face, as he "snarls" at the camera, then suddenly looks confused]
LIBRARIAN: What the?
[cut to a closeup of "Professional Visual Basic 2008" on the table, as the boy reaches out and slides it towards him]
[he opens it up to Chapter Seven ("Namespaces"), then cut to the boy reading, as he licks his middle finger and uses it to turn the page]
[cut to several shots of the boy yawning, before he finally puts his head down and falls asleep (snoring loudly)]
CUSTOMER: [from off camera] Hey, quiet over there!
[he wakes up, then turns to the unseen person]
[cut to the boy typing on a calculator while mumbling to himself]
LIBRARIAN: Three point one four times twelve to the power of six ...
CUSTOMER: [from off camera] Dork!
[he turns and looks at the unseen person]
[cut to a closeup of the boy's face, as he again growls]
[cut to another boy holding a pile of books, as he looks at him apprehensively and holds up his hand]
CUSTOMER: Whoa ...
[cut to the boy grabbing a stick of "Extra Fruit Sensations" gum and chewing it loudly, then trying to shoot the wadded-up wrapper like a basketball into the nearby trash receptacle ... and missing]
[cut to a closeup of the boy's face, as he stares disapprovingly into the camera]
[cut to a closeup of the "Copier" sign hanging above the copy machine]
LIBRARIAN: [from off camera] Copier ... Copy!
[cut to a shot of the nearby shelving unit]
LIBRARIAN: [from off camera] Lotta books ...
[cut to another shot of the boy typing on his calculator and mumbling to himself, then cut to a camera shot from the boy's POV as he looks over the carrel at another boy quietly writing in his notepad]
LIBRARIAN: [from off camera] Why don't you quiet down?
[cut to a closeup of the boy with a shocked look on his face]
["The person got very angry, and the Average Librarian had to make a run for it!" appears on screen, then cut to various shots of the boy running through the library as dramatic music plays]
["Soon, the Average Librarian escaped and lived happily ever after ... " appears on screen]

WillyWednesdays as Average Librarian
ZandytheCandy as Average Customer
TedTimes as Camera Man


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