Grammar 101
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Your, You're, Their, There, They're, Its, It's.
I was kidding about being sexy.
I know this isn't sexy.
Please don't leave comments telling me how unsexy I am.
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Added: 1 year ago
From: getyourownjoyseph
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[scene opens with a young woman (blonde hair, glasses, black t-shirt) speaking directly to the camera, as she waves]
JOY: Hi everybody, I'm Librarian Joy.
JOY: Today, you idiots are gonna learn something.
[cut to another shot of Joy speaking directly to the camera]
JOY: As a person who uses the internet quite frequently, I've noticed that people are just ... stupid.
[cut to another shot of Joy speaking directly to the camera]
JOY: So I decided to educate the population, because it is my duty as Librarian Joy.
[she holds up a whiteboard]
JOY: I have this whiteboard ... This is important Librarian Joy things. Stuff. Things and stuff.
[she starts writing on the whiteboard]
JOY: Okay, first ... Let's deal with "your."
[cut to Joy holding up the whiteboard with the word "your" written on it]
JOY: This ... is a word! This word is possessive. It means "your," as in "your stuff."
[cut to Joy holding the whiteboard, with the word "you're" written on it]
JOY: This is not possessive. This is "you're," like "you are pretty" ... Or "you are awesome." Or "you are the hottest guy I've ever seen."
[she smiles]
JOY: "In the library" ... Wink.
[she winks, then shakes her head]
JOY: I'm not really a librarian.
[cut to another shot of Joy speaking directly to the camera]
JOY: Okay, I think you're ready for "there" ...
[cut to Joy holding the whiteboard, with the word "there" written on it]
JOY: "What's over there?"
[she points off camera, then cut to Joy holding the whiteboard with the word "their" written on it]
JOY: "Their van is really sparkly!"
[cut to another shot of Joy speaking directly to the camera]
JOY: "They're driving their sparkly van over there!"
[cut to Joy holding the whiteboard, with the word "its" written on it]
JOY: "Its van is very cool" ...
[cut to Joy holding the whiteboard, with the word "it's" written on it]
JOY: "It's going to school" ... That rhymed!
[cut to another shot of Joy speaking directly to the camera]
JOY: Well, I think I've taught you everything you need to know for today.
[cut to another shot of Joy speaking directly to the camera]
JOY: For the record, this is the coolest shirt in the world ...
[she moves in closer to the camera, showing her t-shirt has a picture of a green dinosaur saying "Save yourself mammal! We will fend off the asteroids!"]
JOY: It says ... Can you read that?
[cut to another shot of Joy speaking directly to the camera]
JOY: Where's the wombat?
[she looks down at her shirt, then points at the little wombat in the corner of the picture]
JOY: There he is!
[cut to Joy taking off her glasses and shaking out her hair, as "Sexy Librarian's Sexy Hair Thing" appears on screen]
[cut to another shot of Joy speaking directly to the camera]
JOY: You should leave comments and messages and love me because I am sad and have no friends ... That's why I make videos!
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