Newsreaders: Sneak Peek: Gay Camp
Sexy librarians are more than a lazy Halloween costume idea. They're people, dammit.
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[scene opens with "news anchor" Louis LaFonda sitting in a public library interviewing a very attractive female librarian (long red hair, red glasses, white blouse unbuttoned to reveal cleavage)]
LIBRARIAN: I'm just ... I'm so sick of being objectified.
[Louis nods his head sympathetically]
LOUIS: Mm hmm.
LIBRARIAN: All day long it's the "Do-Me Decimal System," or "That's a reader's guide to periodical literature I'd like to thumb through."
[Louis rolls his eyes]
LIBRARIAN: Or "What's the due date? Or how 'bout you? Do you date?"
[Lous shrugs his shoulders]
LIBRARIAN: "Why don't we dim the lights and turn this public library into a ... pubic library?"
[Louis makes a disgusted face]
LIBRARIAN: I know. Or "You seem really good at activating library cards" ...
LOUIS: Right, in this case, "library card" meaning--
LIBRARIAN: Is the penises.
LOUIS: Right, right.
Newsreaders is a quarter-hour format American television comedy that lampoons the news magazine genre. The series is a spinoff of the Adult Swim show Childrens Hospital and stars Mather Zickel as Louis LaFonda, the host of the fictional news magazine Newsreaders. The series premiered January 17, 2013.
Newsreaders: Season 1, Episode 10
Bob Clendenin ... Roscoe Thurnpike
Mather Zickel ... Louis La Fonda
Piper Mackenzie Harris ... Marrissa Walsh
Jill Bartlett ... Sexy Librarian