Tuesday, May 12, 2015

Case Study No. 1952: Unnamed Female Librarian (Lizard Punch)

Conan the Librarian
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Conan the Librarian

Lizard Punch

(P) Lizard Punch

Released on: 2014-03-14

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Drinkin', drinkin' beer
Let's all give a cheer (hey!)
The world is fucked, but we're all right
'Cause we're at a Lizard Punch party tonight

When I wake up, all I think of is beer
Then for breakfast, I drink my first beer
By lunchtime drinks, I'm already drunk
That's right, people, we are Lizard Punch

Drinkin', drinkin' beer
Let's all give a cheer (hey!)
The world is fucked, but we're all right
'Cause we're at a Lizard Punch party tonight

Driving in my car, drinking a beer
Operating heavy machinery drinking a beer
Can't feel my arm rip off because I'm drunk
Come on, people, we are Lizard Punch

Drinkin', drinkin' beer
Let's all give a cheer (hey!)
The world is fucked, but we're all right
'Cause we're at a Lizard Punch party tonight

Go to the library, it's really fuckin' quiet
If I don't get a beer, I'm gonna start a riot
At the librarian chick, I sit and stare
Would she be hot without glasses and wet hair
Go to the counter with "Where did I come from?"
Slippin' my number on the back of a condom
Wanna finger her Dewey Decimal System
I've been lucky with the library assistant

Drinkin', drinkin' beer
Let's all give a cheer (hey!)
The world is fucked, but we're all right
'Cause we're at a Lizard Punch party tonight

Drinkin', drinkin' beer
Let's all give a cheer (hey!)
The world is fucked, but we're all right
'Cause we're at a Lizard Punch party tonight

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From bandcamp.com:

Perfect For Romancing
by Lizard Punch

21 party punk blasts in 36 minutes! Lizard Punch's debut album "Perfect For Romancing" will have you dancing, laughing, singing and making sweet, sweet love with that special someone, or, whoever is around at the time!

Packaged in a double gatefold card case with artwork by Jim, comes complete with disc (no shit) and 12 page COLOUR booklet with all the words see you can sing along at home!

1. Lizard Punch Party (00:50)
2. Jumping Castle (00:36)
3. Pirates (02:22)
4. Plastic Clam (01:10)
5. Whiff Of The Snifter (01:46)
6. Beer Snorkel (01:50)
7. Pubes (02:29)
8. Gettin' On The Nest (01:07)
9. Nipple Moustaches (01:58)
10. Cowboys (02:35)
11. Leather Hat Jerk (00:05)
12. Adam Hills (00:46)
13. Smarter Than A Calculator (01:40)
14. Dim Sims (01:21)
15. Patrick Swayze Movie Night (03:26)
16. Conan The Librarian (01:50)
17. The Brown Note (02:00)
18. Robots (02:04)
19. Melbourne Bar And Bistro (01:32)
20. End Of the World (01:54)
21. Funny Song (02:44)

released 22 February 2013

tags: comedy punk rock party music party punk Melbourne

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