Wow Mali - The Librarian
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Wow Mali August 15, 2011
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["The Librarian" flashes on screen, as a stereotypical librarian (glasses, hair in a bun, etc.) is shown shushing the camera and waving a stick in a menacing fashion]
LIBRARIAN: Shh!
[cut to the librarian approaching two young girls outdoors, then shushing them]
LIBRARIAN: Shh! Quiet!
[she leaves, as the two girls try to stifle their laughter ... until she returns and shushes them again]
LIBRARIAN: Shh!
[they continue laughing, so she waves her stick at them]
LIBRARIAN: Quiet now!
[she wacks the bench next to them with her stick]
LIBRARIAN: Shh! Silence!
[the two girls continue laughing]
LIBRARIAN: Hands on the lap! Hands on the lap! Hands on the lap!
[she motions for them to sit like proper ladies, but they just continue laughing]
LIBRARIAN: Don't laugh!
[cut to two women standing in front of a store, as the librarian approaches and shushes them]
LIBRARIAN: Shh!
[she starts to walk away, as the two women stare in confusion ... so she turns around and points her stick at them]
LIBRARIAN: Quiet!
[one of the woman tries to walk away, but she points her stick again]
LIBRARIAN: Shh! Quiet!
[cut to a man and woman sitting at a table outdoors, when the librarian approaches them]
MAN 1: Yes?
LIBRARIAN: Shh!
[the woman starts to laugh, but the man looks positively frightened]
LIBRARIAN: Shh!
[the man gets up to leave, so the librarian wraps his chair with her stick]
LIBRARIAN: Shh!
[they look on in confusion, as the librarian "stands guard" between their chairs]
LIBRARIAN: Quiet!
[cut to three elderly women sitting at a table outdoors, when the librarian approaches and shushes them]
LIBRARIAN: Shh! Shh! Silence!
[the women look on in confusion, as the librarian begins to walk away]
LIBRARIAN: Silence!
[cut to the librarian stopping a female letter carrier in front of a cafe]
LIBRARIAN: Silence! Capital S-I-L-E-N-C-E! Silence!
[the letter carrier holds her finger up to her lips, mocking the librarian, who responds by pointing her stick at her]
LIBRARIAN: Silence!
[a nearby man looks on disapprovingly]
MAN 2: You have no right to shout.
LIBRARIAN: Follow me ... W-O-W-M-A-L-I.
MAN 2: [laughs once he realizes they're being pranked]
[cut to two women sitting at a table outdoors, as the librarian points to a "Silence Please" sign nearby]
LIBRARIAN: Do you see? The sign?
[the women try to ignore her, as a police officer walks by and puts his finger to his lips]
LIBRARIAN: [turns the sign around to reveal "Wow Mali" on the back]
[the women do not see the sign, as they're still trying to ignore her]
WOMAN: Silence, please.
LIBRARIAN: No no, I'm not saying that ...
[she finally turns around and reads the new sign]
WOMAN: [starts laughing]
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From wikipedia.org:
"Wow Mali" is the longest-running, multi-awarded and top-rated gag show in the Philippines aired over TV5 hosted by Joey De Leon. The show was discontinued on May 2007 but some episodes still aired on Wow Mali Bites and Wow Mali Express.
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