The Librarian Dialogues
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A short comical satire about a group of librarians that take their job very serious.
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We cordially present
A film by Sam Logan Khalgehi
Featuring Jeff Stetson, A.E. "Al" Kowalski, Darryl Maharidge, and Elizabeth Ladd Lee as the librarians
The Librarian Dialogues
[scene opens with the four librarians sitting around a meeting table inside the library]
PHIL: Listen, I would like to discuss a certain matter of the more or less "unpatronage" of our patrons!
HAROLD: What're you talking about, Phil?
PHIL: I am talking about the theft of some of our more precious CDs, Harold! I've noticed many films have disappeared, even with the metal security strips!
SPIKE: It's these teenagers who are loitering on my premises ... like it's some sort of video store. This isn't a video store, it's a library! What do we need BVDs for, anyway?
PHIL: The Friends of the Library believe that is what gets the people in here in the first place. Why, books aren't even exciting anymore!
SUSAN: I would like to talk about the beeping of the checkout machine. Some are saying it's way too loud. Some people can't hear ...
SPIKE: Susan, we need to move the trash bins closer to the front entrance.
[cut to a flashback of Spike walking towards the front entrance of the library before stopping at the trash bin]
SPIKE: [in voice over] I came in early a couple of days ago, and I found a half-eaten hot sausage ...
[cut back to Spike holding two fingers apart to simulate the distance]
SPIKE: Ten inches from a receptacle. We need to entice our customers to use the white trash receptacles. It's not that hard.
SUSAN: Why don't we give them ten free CDs?
PHIL: The CDs are free, Susan!
SUSAN: Oh ...
HAROLD: They're called DVDs! And can we please talk about a more important subject?
PHIL: [folds his arms] What's that, Harold?
SUSAN: [shouting] Like the beeping of the checkout machine!
PHIL: [puts something down on the table in front of her] Breath mint, Susan?
SUSAN: [slaps the breath mint off the table]
Filmed entirely in West Bloomfield, Michigan (West Bloomfield Public Library)
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From fatkidstudios.com:
Written, Directed, Produced By
SAM LOGAN KHALEGHI
Cinematography By
JASON WAUGH
JOE GALL
Art Directed By
SAM LOGAN KHALEGHI
Set Assistant Director
ANDY SHARPLES
Key Miscellaneous Crew
D.B. DICKERSON
Key Production Assistant
KRISHNA DAVE
Production Assistants
GABE FLORES
FRANK VILLA
Editing By
ANDREW LEE HENDREN
Additional Editing By
MATT WRIGHT
Music By
WILL CLARK
Librarian #1 / Spike
JEFFRY STETSON
Librarian #2 / Phil
A.E. 'AL' KOWALSKI
Librarian #3 / Harold
DARRYL MAHARIDGE
Librarian #4 / Susan
ELIZABETH LADD LEE
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