Case Study No. 0702: Unnamed Female Librarian (Why Gorillas Aren't Allowed in the Library)

why gorillas arent allowed in the library
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this is the true story of why animals don't get to hang out in the library
Tags: gorilla library kids video entertainment
Added: 6 years ago
From: charliefoley
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[scene opens with a gorilla thrashing about inside of his cage, as the female zookeeper shakes her head]
GORILLA: Oooh eee eee ooo oooh!
ZOOKEEPER: I said, knock it off in there! You animals aren't allowed in the library! You remember what happened last time?
[the gorilla suddenly stands and gets very contemplative]
GORILLA: Oh yes ...
[cut to the zookeeper leading the gorilla into the library on a leash, then letting him go as "Born Free" plays]
[cut to a young female librarian typing on her computer, when she turns at the sound of crashing noises behind her]
[cut to the gorilla sitting on the floor and trying to eat a book]
[cut to the librarian shaking her head and trying to resume her typing, only to hear the gorilla burping off camera]
[cut to the gorilla in the CD section, dancing around]
[cut to the librarian looking even more exacerbated, as the sounds of a car alarm can be heard off camera]
[cut to the gorilla jumping on the furniture in the childrens' section]
[cut to the librarian as a banana peel flies through the air and lands on her head]
[cut to the gorilla walking through the stacks, leaving a trail of banana peels behind him]
[cut to the librarian looking around nervously, as ominous music plays while the gorilla emits a low growl as he moves slowly through the stacks]
[cut to the gorilla suddenly sprinting towards the desk, as he attacks the librarian]
[cut to the gorilla swinging the librarian (now replaced by a dummy) over his head before letting her fly]
[cut to the librarian scolding the gorilla, who is now back on his leash and being restrained by the zookeeper]
[cut back to the gorilla in his cage]
GORILLA: Oh yes. Well, I did replace that copy of Curious George ...
[the gorilla turns and speaks directly to the camera]
GORILLA: Well, we may not be allowed in there, but you kids are!
ZOOKEEPER: As long as you don't go ape ...