Case Study No. 0894: "Librarians are PURE EVIL"

Librarians are PURE EVIL :O
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["One Min Wednesday" appears onscreen, as Emay speaks directly to the camera]
EMAY: You know who's pure Axis of Evil? Librarians!
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EMAY: I have never met a nice librarian ... Elementary school? Bitch. Middle school? Super bitch. High school? Quadruple bitch.
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EMAY: That's not actually true, I met ... one. Once. Who was a librarian, and she was pretty cool. But I have a feeling that it was an act, and inside she's the devil.
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EMAY: But maybe a librarian possessed her with her librarian magical powers to make her a librarian ... They do that. They brainwash you into making you a librarian, because who the frick wants to be a frickin' librarian?! I mean, the people that are, the librarians brainwash them with their magical powers.
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EMAY: They're nice at first, they realize how much their jobs suck ...
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EMAY: The poisons and toxins ...
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EMAY: The classical ... bitch.
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EMAY: I don't care if you say you've met a nice librarian ... You're a frickin' liar. They don't exist.
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EMAY: I'm gonna go now. See you tomorrow, bye.