Pranktz - Bail Bondsman calls Karen the Librarian
4:27
http://www.you tube.com/watch?v=EMUx01YI-mE
October 2012
Tags: chris the hacker pranktz fc2u rqkai bail bondsman fred herbert frank garrett duncan construction
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[the sound of a phone ringing can be heard, then cut to a still image of a female librarian]
KAREN: Public library, Karen.
[cut to footage from Alexander Pistoletov's "Pirates of the Caribbean" video (where he sings in Russian while naked)]
KAREN: Hello?
[the music continues, then cut back to the still image of the librarian]
KAREN: Um, if you're playing that for my benefit, fine. I can't understand a word he's saying. Can I do something for you?
[the music continues, then cut back to the still image of the librarian]
KAREN: Sir, as bad as I hate to say this, I'm recording this call for the police department, so ... bye.
[cut to a black screen (as the sound of a phone ringing can be heard again), then cut back to the still image of the librarian]
KAREN: Hello?
[cut to a still image of a bail bondsman]
BAIL BONDSMAN: I've got your phone number and I'm gonna wring your fucking neck!
[cut back to the still image of the librarian]
KAREN: Sir? Thank you ... Uh, I guess I should--
[cut back to the still image of the bail bondsman]
BAIL BONDSMAN: What?
[cut back to the still image of the librarian]
KAREN: Let you know that these messages are being recorded. Uh ...
[cut back to the still image of the bail bondsman]
BAIL BONDSMAN: This isn't a recording.
[cut back to the still image of the librarian]
KAREN: And the police station has access to them, so you're not only talking to me--
[cut back to the still image of the bail bondsman]
BAIL BONDSMAN: What sheriff's department?
[cut back to the still image of the librarian]
KAREN: You're also talking to the fine police department here in Stilwell.
[cut back to the still image of the bail bondsman]
BAIL BONDSMAN: Well, if it's the sheriff, tell him to come to my office.
[cut back to the still image of the librarian]
KAREN: And the state ... Now bye!
[cut back to the still image of the bail bondsman]
BAIL BONDSMAN: Bye.
[cut to a black screen (as the sound of a phone ringing can be heard again), then cut back to the still image of the librarian]
KAREN: Public library, Karen.
[cut back to the still image of the bail bondsman]
BAIL BONDSMAN: Do you wanna give me your name and number, and I'll give it to bail bonds?
[cut back to the still image of the librarian (as she says nothing), then back to the still image of the bail bondsman]
BAIL BONDSMAN: Hello?
[cut back to the still image of the librarian]
KAREN: [pause] Yes?
[cut back to the still image of the bail bondsman]
BAIL BONDSMAN: Well, hi!
[cut back to the still image of the librarian]
KAREN: Can I tell you something?
[cut back to the still image of the bail bondsman]
BAIL BONDSMAN: May I help you?
[cut back to the still image of the librarian]
KAREN: Uh, sure.
[cut back to the still image of the bail bondsman]
BAIL BONDSMAN: Well, waddaya want? Hi, this is Fred. I'm away from--
[cut back to the still image of the librarian]
KAREN: [pause] Well ...
[cut back to the still image of the bail bondsman]
BAIL BONDSMAN: Who's this?
[cut back to the still image of the librarian]
KAREN: I don't know. We're kinda looney here ...
[cut back to the still image of the bail bondsman (as the sound of a phone ringing in the background can be heard)]
BAIL BONDSMAN: Okay.
[cut back to the still image of the librarian]
KAREN: Hello? I'm fine.
[cut back to the still image of the bail bondsman (as the ringing phone continues), then back to the still image of the librarian]
KAREN: You're so--
[cut back to the still image of the bail bondsman]
BAIL BONDSMAN: Hi, this is Fred.
[cut back to the still image of the librarian]
KAREN: Yeah? Hi Red, this is Purple. How are you doing?
[cut back to the still image of the bail bondsman]
BAIL BONDSMAN: Okay.
[cut back to the still image of the librarian]
KAREN: Uh, yeah.
[cut back to the still image of the bail bondsman]
BAIL BONDSMAN: Okay.
[cut back to the still image of the librarian]
KAREN: Yeah.
[cut back to the still image of the bail bondsman (as the ringing phone continues)]
BAIL BONDSMAN: Is this somebody pranking me?
[cut back to the still image of the librarian]
KAREN: Okay. That will work.
[cut back to the still image of the bail bondsman (as the ringing phone continues)]
BAIL BONDSMAN: Hello?
[cut back to the still image of the librarian]
KAREN: I'm looking for my start button and can't find it.
[cut back to the still image of the bail bondsman]
BAIL BONDSMAN: Hello?
[cut back to the still image of the librarian]
KAREN: Oh my ... I don't want the radio, I want the DVD.
[cut to a black screen (as the sound of a ringing phone can be heard again), then cut back to the still image of the librarian]
KAREN: This is Karen, may I help you?
[cut to a still image of the librarian superimposed over the face of the bail bondsman]
KAREN SOUNDBOARD: Look, we know you're not Frank Garrett.
[cut to a still image of a construction worker superimposed over the face of the bail bondsman]
DUNCAN: Asshole!
[cut back to the still image of the superimposed librarian]
KAREN SOUNDBOARD: The police department's already got the report--
[cut back to the still image of the superimposed construction worker]
DUNCAN: Asshole!
[cut back to the still image of the superimposed librarian]
KAREN SOUNDBOARD: Frank's already filed a report against you--
[cut back to the still image of the superimposed construction worker]
DUNCAN: Fuck you!
[cut back to the still image of the superimposed librarian]
KAREN SOUNDBOARD: I've already turned you in to YouTube--
[cut back to the still image of the superimposed construction worker]
DUNCAN: You're a stupid cocksucker!
[cut back to the still image of the superimposed librarian]
KAREN SOUNDBOARD: So give it up, okay? Bye!
[cut back to the still image of the superimposed construction worker]
DUNCAN: Asshole!
[cut back to the still image of the bail bondsman]
BAIL BONDSMAN: Gosh!
[cut back to the still image of the librarian]
KAREN: Well, I can see you guys haven't grown ...
[cut back to the still image of the bail bondsman]
BAIL BONDSMAN: Wow!
[cut back to the still image of the librarian]
KAREN: And you're not mature yet. So, uh, why do you have to bug us?
[cut back to the still image of the bail bondsman]
BAIL BONDSMAN: Okay.
[cut back to the still image of the librarian]
KAREN: What kinda thrill do you get outta doing that?
[cut back to the still image of the bail bondsman]
BAIL BONDSMAN: I'm afraid this is a prank call.
[cut back to the still image of the librarian]
KAREN: I mean, you know Frank's dead. You know most of the people that you're calling. We know we're on the internet, we know we're on YouTube. We know you made Leanne cry and everything ... Bullcrap.
[cut back to the still image of the bail bondsman]
BAIL BONDSMAN: No.
[cut back to the still image of the librarian]
KAREN: Just leave us alone.
[cut to a black screen (as the sound of a ringing phone can be heard again), then cut back to the still image of the librarian]
KAREN: Public library.
[cut to a drawing of a yellow smiley face with a tear running down its cheek]
XXVIDEOPERSONXX: I'm, uh, just ringing to apologize for all this.
[cut back to the still image of the librarian]
KAREN: Okay, bye.
[cut back to the smily face]
XXVIDEOPERSONXX: Apologize for all these calls and stuff like that ...
[cut to a black screen (as the sound of a ringing phone can be heard again), then cut back to the still image of the librarian]
KAREN: Public library.
[cut back to the smiley face]
XXVIDEOPERSONXX: Well, it's just probably your reactions. I'm sorry.
[the camera zooms in on the smiley face, as Beethoven's "Moonlight Sonata" plays in the background]
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From wikidot.com:
The 2008 Duncan Scare (less commonly known as the first Duncan Scare or Library Incident) was an incident in April 2008, which resulted in the Soundboard Prank Call community removing almost all Duncan-related prank calls, soundboards, and media from both YouTube and various other websites such as Realm of Darkness (which removed all victim soundboards and calls), based on the erroneous fear of legal repercussions. Such fears were seemingly credible at the time, though would later come to be proven as baseless.
Background
Behind the whole thing was a short recording of a Duncan prank call to the Stilwell Public Library in Frank Garrett's hometown. This in itself, was nothing new, as they had been pranked multiple times with the Duncan soundboard before and had threatened each time to involve the police. This time, however, one of the librarians revealed that they now knew it was not the real Frank Garrett who had been calling them. Additionally, she claimed that both they and Frank had already filed reports with the police department about it and that they knew about the YouTube videos and had reported them. The fact that they somehow found out about the YouTube videos gave a frightening amount of credibility to the supposed threat and has lead some people to speculate that they were tipped-off by a rat in the prank call community.
Not long after it was made, the call was released anonymously through the webmaster of one of the various prank call websites and the alarm quickly began to spread throughout the Soundboard Prank Call community. Xaozzz, who had been behind many of the Duncan prank calls, even posted a video telling people about the call and warning anyone with Duncan-related media or calls on their YouTube accounts to get rid of them ASAP, due to the threat of legal problems. The warning was heeded and incredibly, within about a week's time, the number of Duncan-related videos on YouTube dropped from hundreds, down to one single call, Duncan calls Domino's, which continues to survive today as the oldest Duncan call still on YouTube.
Fortunately for all, the whole thing turned out largely to be much ado about nothing. In the end, nobody was arrested and only a few people actually had their YouTube accounts suspended over it. Sadly, however, there was one lasting effect of this incident, from which the Soundboard Prank Call community has never fully recovered: although most have since been restored, more than a few of the prank calls and parodies that were removed are seemingly lost forever, as some people (especially the more prolific pranksters) even went as far as deleting the original copies off of their own computers, in case they were seized by the authorities.
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From knowyourmeme.com:
About
Frank Garrett, also known as just Duncan, is the owner of Duncan Construction which is in Stilwell, Oklahoma. He is one of the most famous soundboard prank call victim of all time. He is known for his fiery temper and use of profanity in response to prank calls, and also for his quick witted responses and defiance in the face of any legal threats made against him.
Origin
The original calls to Duncan were made by a pranker known as w3baholic using a Deacon Frost soundboard sometime in late 2007. W3baholic had been using an expired phone book while calling random liquor stores in Oklahoma and to his surprise, accidentally called Duncan at his job. His fast, bitter and witty responses despite relatively nothing offensive being said led quickly to his very on soundboard which was an immediate success. The original name for the soundboard being "Drunk Guy" after being mistaken for being drunk. However he eventually took the name Duncan, being mistaken for his actual name.
Duncan or Frank Garrett calls quickly became a success with the youtube prank call community even though relatively few calls had been made to him during the early stages of his success. "Hello." "Duncan Construction." "You stupid cocksucker." "Fuck you." "This is a business phone, get off of it!" and the ever-popular, "Well I don't give a shit." among others. In one of these Pranks the legendary "Tom the Pissed off Roofer" was contacted who would also end up receiving his own soundboard.
This was also during a time in which pranksters contacted frank every few weeks to keep things things from getting out of hand. Unfortunately this led to the change of Duncan Construction number and for a while Pranks came to a halt. How ever Duncan's new number (which is also posted on his website) was recovered. Frank to this day hasn't changed his phone number and the pranks continue.
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From wikia.com:
Karen the Librarian (real name: Karen George) is a victim who was pranked multiple times by the Duncan soundboard. She is the former branch manager of the Stilwell Public Library, located in Stilwell, Oklahoma, the same town where Frank Garrett lived and worked, prior to his death. As such, she knew who he was and easily recognized the name Duncan Construction as a local company.
As of August 2014, Karen no longer works at Stilwell Library.
Name: Karen Alvira George (nee Smoot)
Category: Prank Call Victim, Victim Soundboard
Occupation: Former Branch Manager / Librarian at the Stilwell Public Library
Age: 1949 (age 65–66)
Nationality: American
Residence: Stilwell, Oklahoma
History
She accused Duncan of being an alcoholic, and remarked that she was not scared of him, saying that she had "put up with a damn drunk stepfather all [her] life." She claimed to have been in the process of filing a police report in a later call, which had echoed a remark made by another librarian named Denise a moment before. She later figured out that Frank Garrett was not actually calling the library and somehow discovered the YouTube videos of the calls, leading to the suspicion that she had been tipped-off by a rat in the prank call community. She alleged that Frank Garrett had filed a report with the police, and that she had contacted both the police and YouTube. This incident led to what would become known as the 2008 Duncan Scare.
She was also called at one point with a soundboard of another Stilwell resident, Charles from A to Z Pawn, as well as a soundboard of Frank Garrett, whom she was told was a Sheriff's deputy. Karen then proceeded to explain what had been happening to her library and claimed that she knew exactly who was prank calling her.
Karen is now well aware of the Prank Calling Community and no longer responds to prank calls, except to half-heartedly threaten to call the police. A victim soundboard of her is also available (see external links below). A final call was made to her by Pranktz on October 19, 2012, again confirming her being aware of the call series on YouTube, making her the last called Stilwell victim of the "Duncan-era". She and the Stilwell Public Library were featured in a special Thanksgiving Day call for The Bail Bondsman Games.
In August 2014, Officer Rivieri called the library with Duncan in the hope to prank Karen. When a different lady answered, another caller asked for her specifically to be told by the other worker that "Karen no longer works here, she retired." Fittingly, Rivieri then chimed in with the famous Duncan line "Awwoh piss!"
Quotes
* [Stilwell] Public Library, Karen.
* I'm sorry?
* That's what I do best (re: Duncan: Bitch.)
* Oh, I know it. I'm so bad.
* Ohhh! Well, you may have to take some wormin' medicine. (re: Duncan: Hey, has your mama still got, uh...worms crawlin' out her pussy?)
* Well, I dunno! It smells pretty good. (re: Duncan: Stupid son of a bitch, I'm gettin' tired 'o your shit!)
* I just finished writing up a report for the police.
* Yeah, I know! No, you'll go to hell, [a] long time before I do, Frank. (re: Duncan: Oh, go to hell, ya son of a bitch!!!)
* No, no, no, Frank, you're not really [unintelligible] and your family's not going to buy you out of problem---trouble, so just get ready for it: you're gonna sober-up in jail, man! Goodbye!
* You need to try [performing oral sex on a man], you might like it.
* Uhhuhh. Pruh-Probably is [has "worms crawling out her pussy"], she's rottin' in a grave. Just like someday we'll all be like that.
* Well, that's true, 'cause she has been dead a few years. (re: Duncan: Sittin' around watchin' the worms crawl out of your mama's pussy?)
* I don't think so, sweetheart.
* No, 'fraid not. (re: Duncan: Shit. Scared to death.)
* No, you're the one who started it, not me.
* Well, the same to ya.
* I'm trying to type and talk to you too.
* Well I can't [come see you], I don't have a car. Why don't you come see me?
* No, I don't think I've ever sucked any cocks. Have you?
* No, no, that's just...FRANK! Listen to me! You pulled this shit last week and we called the cops! Now if you're gonna pull it this week, I'll call the cops again and I'll go out and I'll have 'em arrest your sorry ass and throw it in jail! So you either sober-up and throw this number away, or you're gonna rot in hell! Okay?! Bye, Frank!
* Well, let me tell you, Frank: there's nothing you can say that's gonna upset me or make me run and hide, because I have put up with a damn drunk stepfather all my life and I know how you drinkers act. So...SCREW IT!! Bye!
* Look, we know you're not Frank Garrett. The police department's already got the report, Frank's already filed a report against you, I've already turned you in to...YouTube, so give it up, okay? Bye.
* [sarcastically] I love these calls! You record them and you put them on YouTube and it's soooo funny!
* Well, I...I'll tell ya what, I know who's doing this, so if the deputy wants to come down here to the library, I'll fill him in on the phone calls that we were getting. And they found the people who were doing it, because what they do is they call...they record peoples' voices without telling 'em they're recording them and then...for us, it was Frank Garrett that was calling all the time.
Prank Calls
Date: 2008-2011
Title: Duncan calls The Library
Caller:
Victim(s): Stilwell Public Library
Notes: Original calls. An individual listing is not possible due to the 2008 and 2011 Duncan Scares.
Date: N/A
Title: Stilwell Library has a chat with Stilwell Police Department
Caller: Whoruandwherdulive
Victim(s): Stilwell Public Library, Stilwell Police
Notes: Three-way call between Karen and the Stilwell PD.
Date: September 22, 2011
Title: Frank haunts Stilwell library
Caller: Whoruandwherdulive
Victim(s): Stilwell Public Library
Notes:
Date: October 11, 2011
Title: Deputy Garrett and Charles - Call Stilwell library
Caller: Whoruandwherdulive
Victim(s): Stilwell Public Library
Notes:
Date: October 19, 2012
Title: Bail Bondsman calls Karen the Librarian
Caller: Pranktz
Victim(s): Stilwell Public Library
Notes:
Date: November 2012
Title: Charles and Bail Bondsman call Karen
Caller: Pranktz
Victim(s): Stilwell Public Library
Notes: Part of the Bailbondsman Games series
Date: November 23, 2012
Title: A Bail Bondsman Thanksgiving 420
Caller: Pranktz
Victim(s): Stilwell Public Library
Notes: Part of the Bailbondsman Games series
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