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Friday, July 3, 2015

Case Study No. 2065: Corrie the Sexy Librarian

John Barrowman Has a "Sassy Gay-Off" with a Sexy Librarian
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John Barrowman Dallas Comic Con Q&A Panel Fun.
February 7, 2015
Tags: John Barrowman (Film Actor) Gay Librarian Dallas Comic Con (Conference Series) Q&A Panel Sassy Funny
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[scene opens with actor John Barrowman standing on stage with a microphone, as someone off camera asks him a question]
CORRIE: [from off camera] Well, I'm next, I guess I'm just gonna take this mike off and ... be sassy. My name is Corrie.
JOHN: Okay.
CORRIE: [from off camera] Hi, John.
JOHN: Hi, girl!
CORRIE: [from off camera] I'm a librarian.
JOHN: Are you? I love--
[the audience applauds]
CORRIE: [from off camera] And I have been--
JOHN: You're the kinda librarian we always needed in high school! Look at you, girl!
[the audience hoots and hollers]
JOHN: Come and check out this book!
[the audience laughs]
CORRIE: [from off camera] Right?
JOHN: It's about the Grand Tetons!
[the audience laughs]
CORRIE: [from off camera] My--
JOHN: And the Grand Canyon!
[the audience laughs]
CORRIE: [from off camera] Since my--
JOHN: It's about mountains and valleys!
[the audience laughs]
CORRIE: [from off camera] Yeah, since I started--
[he shakes his hips]
JOHN: And I'm gonna give you an earthquake!
[the audience laughs]
CORRIE: [from off camera] Listen! Stop being sexy!
JOHN: You're telling me to shut up?
[the audience laughs]
CORRIE: [from off camera] No!
JOHN: Hey, don't have a sassy gay-off with me, 'cause I will win!
[the audience applauds]
JOHN: Because my line is "Talk to the hand because the wrist is pissed!"
[the audience laughs]
CORRIE: [from off camera] That's a good one!
JOHN: Go on.
CORRIE: [from off camera] Okay. So, this summer our summer reading program is super-hero themed.
JOHN: Yay!
CORRIE: [from off camera] Right? And that's right up my ... alley. And I have a hard time with getting--
[he gives her a sassy look, as the audience laughs]
CORRIE: [from off camera] Yeah, that alley. That's the one.
JOHN: Good for you, girl!
CORRIE: [from off camera] The alley.
JOHN: Good for you!
CORRIE: [from off camera] Uh huh!
JOHN: I'm sure the Marvel Encyclopedia fits ...
[the audience laughs]
JOHN: See? You give it to me, I give it back!
CORRIE: [from off camera] You'll have to ask my husband!
JOHN: Is it?
[the audience laughs]
JOHN: That's fine, because he looks like he's got a DC encyclopedia!
[the audience laughs]
CORRIE: [from off camera] So, my question for you is ...
[he laughs and waves to somebody in the audience]
JOHN: Hi, Barbara!
CORRIE: [from off camera] You're cracking me up ...
JOHN: Am I?
CORRIE: [from off camera] Yes, so I--
[he laughs]
CORRIE: [from off camera] I go out to schools and--
JOHN: Yep?
CORRIE: [from off camera] I try to promote the summer reading program, and I wanna know what you would say to kids about the importance of reading and why they should participate with their local libraries.
JOHN: Well, the importance of reading is the fact that ... Okay, I can do really heavy here, but I could do really light, but I'm gonna be kinda both. If you go back in history, there was a period where they burned books, and they--
CORRIE: [from off camera] They burn at Fahrenheit Four Fifty One, that's the temperature that they burn at.
JOHN: Correct, I know that.

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From wikipedia.org:

Dallas Comic Con: Fan Days was held October 4-6, 2013, at the Irving Convention Center. Official guests included John Barrowman, Simon Bisley, and John Heder.

Friday, June 5, 2015

Case Study No. 2005: Amelia Beauchamp/Amber Champion

manga Amber by Night
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[the first panel shows Amelia Beauchamp (hair in a bun, thick glasses, conservative dress) sitting in church]
TYLER: [from off camera] I wonder why the adopted Beauchamp girl ... reminded me of Amber?
[the second panel shows a shot of the librarian from behind (as if someone is watching her)]
TYLER: [from off camera] Her hair color? Her height? Her eyes ... are hidden by those thick glasses.
[the third panel shows a closeup of Tyler Dean Savage's face]
TYLER: [to himself] Hmm ... Maybe I shouldn't be checking out women during church.
[the fourth panel shows an exterior shot of the church, as several young women have surrounded Tyler once services are over (and Amelia can be seen exiting the church by herself)]
GIRL 1: Let's go have lunch, Tyler!
GIRL 2: I want to go, too!
GIRL 3: Won't you take me on a drive to Savannah?
[the fifth panel shows Tyler watching Amelia as she walks away]
TYLER: [to himself] Amelia's always so unfashionable. She's going to end up an old maid like them.
[the sixth panel shows a closeup of Tyler's face]
TYLER: [to himself] Seems like a waste.

[...]

[the first panel shows Amelia running from Tyler and one of her aunts]
AMELIA: I-I'll go get the Bible from the car!
ROSEMARY: Amelia! At least say thank you!
[the second panel shows Tyler with a confused look on his face]
ROSEMARY: I haven't seen you in a long time, Tyler. Thank you.
[the third panel shows a closeup of Tyler's face]
TYLER: Oh ... Uh, no problem!
[the fourth panel shows the two talking, as Amelia's other aunt enters the scene]
TYLER: It's nice to see you again, Rosie.
ROSEMARY: How are your parents in Florida? I can't believe you've gotten so tall all by yourself.
WILHEMINA: Let's go, Rosie!
[the fifth panel shows a closeup of Wilhemina's face (as she glares back at Tyler)]
WILHEMINA: Sorry for the trouble, Tyler Dean.
[the sixth panel shows a closeup of Tyler's smiling face]
TYLER: Not at all, Miss Wilhemina.
TYLER: [to himself] Disapproving as always.
[the seventh panel shows Tyler again surrounded by squealing young ladies (as Amelia rushes past them and follows her aunts)]
TYLER: [to himself] I guess she can't help but see me that way.

[...]

[the first panel shows Amelia staring at Tyler in shock]
AMELIA: What?
TYLER: You wanted to repay me, right? I have to work in town today, but I'll be back on my way home.
[the second panel shows a closeup of Amelia's blushing face]
AMELIA: [to herself] You're kidding ... but I'm Amelia now!
[the third panel shows a closeup of Tyler's face]
TYLER: I'd like to get to know you better.
[the fourth panel shows a closeup of Amelia's mouth]
AMELIA: [to herself] This can't be happening ... What do you say?
AMELIA: Yes ... I ...
[the fifth panel shows Amelia having a vision of her aunt Wilhemina looking down at her accusingly, while two young girls gossip in the background]
WILHEMINA: Beauchamp women don't need a man!
GIRL 1: She's so unfashionable ...
[the sixth panel shows Amelia hanging her head, while Tyler looks at her confused]
TYLER: Amelia?
[the seventh panel shows turning and running off (clutching a book in her hands)]
AMELIA: I'm sorry! I have other plans ... I'll repay you some other time!
TYLER: Huh? Amelia, wait!
[the eighth panel shows Tyler with a shocked look on his face]
TYLER: You're kidding me ...
[the ninth panel shows Tyler using a pitchfork to separate bales of hay]
TYLER: Damn it ...
[the tenth panel shows a worker watching Tyler]
WORKER: Hey, boss ... Upset over a girl? That's rare.
TYLER: Shut up and get back to work.
WORKER: Chuckle ... Must be a real head case.
[the eleventh panel shows a closeup of Tyler's face]
TYLER: [to himself] I thought I had a shot, but she turned me down.
[the twelfth panel shows the worker looking at him]
WORKER: Must be a real doozy if she can turn you down, boss.
TYLER: She's not like that.
[the thirteenth panel shows Tyler staring off into the distance]
WORKER: [from off camera] Then I guess there's some other reason.

[...]

[the first panel shows Amelia and Tyler sitting in the hospital, as he hugs her]
TYLER: I'm glad you're all right ...
[the second panel shows another angle of Tyler hugging Amelia]
TYLER: Your phone was out of service. I had a bad feeling and called the Beauchamps.
[the third panel shows Amelia's face, as Tyler continues to hug her]
TYLER: Then I got word your aunt was brought here. It must have been a nightmare for you.
[the fourth panel shows a closeup of Amelia's eye (as a single tear can be seen)]
TYLER: [from off camera] Are you all right?
[the fifth panel shows circles of light (symbolizing Amelia's warm feelings towards Tyler)]
AMELIA: [to herself] He came!
AMELIA: Yes. I'm fine.
[the sixth panel shows Tyler talking to Amelia]
TYLER: I asked the nurse about your aunt's condition. Her injuries aren't serious, and she's been moved to a recovery room.
AMELIA: Really?
ROSEMARY: [from off camera] Tyler ... Tyler?
[the seventh panel shows Amelia's aunt rushing in and hugging Tyler]
ROSEMARY: Oh, I'm so glad you're here!
TYLER: It's all right, Rosie.
[the eighth panel shows Amelia and Tyler looking at each other and smiling (as Rosemary continues to bury her face in his chest)]
ROSEMARY: I was so scared ... but she was asleep!
[the ninth panel shows Amelia and Tyler climbing the stairs in the dark (as he carries Rosemary piggy-back style)]
AMELIA: The lights are still out. Be careful on the stairs, Tyler.
[the tenth panel shows Rosemary being put into bed, fast asleep]
[the eleventh panel shows Amelia (her hair out of its bun) breathing a sigh of relief]
AMELIA: Why don't you rest, too?

[...]

[the first panel shows Amelia and Tyler looking out over his vast ranch]
AMELIA: I can't believe you look after so much land by yourself.
TYLER: It's my treasure. My father only wanted to keep expanding, but me ...
[the second panel shows a closeup of Tyler's face]
TYLER: I want to make it even more beautiful.
[the third panel shows a closeup of Amelia's face]
[the fourth panel shows the two walking together]
TYLER: What's your treasure, Amelia?
AMELIA: My treasure ...
[the fifth panel shows a closeup of Amelia's face]
AMELIA: My aunties.
[the sixth panel shows a flashback of Amelia sitting in between her two aunts]
AMELIA: [in voice over] They're my only relatives, and the only ones who understand me. They've shown me so much love.

[the first panel shows Amelia smiling as her two aunts head for the couch]
ROSEMARY: Oh, dear me. We'd better go.
WILHELMINA: Amelia ...
AMELIA: Don't worry! I'll take care of the rest.
[the second panel shows the two aunts sitting on the couch]
AMELIA: [to herself] I have another hour and a half before my aunties go to sleep.
[the third panel shows a street]
AMELIA: [from off camera] I have to hurry.
[the fourth panel shows a woman running down the street, as the legs of a man working on the underside of a car parked along the sidewalk can be seen in her path]
[the fifth panel shows the woman tripping over the man's legs]
[the sixth panel shows the woman falling forward, as the man (his face still underneath the car) starts getting up]
AMBER: Ah! Hey, watch where you're ...
[the seventh panel shows a closeup of the man's face (who turns out to be Tyler)]
[the eighth panel shows the woman standing over him, who turns out to be Amelia in her "Amber" disguise (long hair, sun visor, jacket, tight pants)]
AMBER: Sorry!
[the ninth panel shows a closeup of Amber's face]
AMBER: [to herself] Tyler Dean!
[the tenth panel shows Amber running off, as Tyler sits on the sidewalk watching her]
[the eleventh panel shows Tyler staring off camera]
BOY: [from off camera] Tyler! If you fixed it, let's return to the truck and go drinking!
[the twelfth panel shows Tyler's friend standing over him]
BOY: Tyler!
TYLER: Huh? What?

[...]

[the first panel shows Tyler and Amber (now wearing a tube top and short skirt while holding a bouquet of roses) talking to each other]
AMBER: I ... missed you.
[the second panel shows a closeup of the two staring into each other's eyes]
AMBER: Tyler?
[the third panel shows a closeup of Tyler's eyes]
TYLER: What are you saying?
[the fourth panel shows a the two talking]
AMBER: I can't believe a guy like you can't take the hint. You know what I mean, right? You got your date. Stop expecting anything more.
[the fifth panel shows another angle of the two talking]
TYLER: Amber ... I want an honest answer. Do you ... have some problem you're hiding?
[the sixth panel shows a closeup of Amber's face]
AMBER: Problem?
[the seventh panel shows Tyler leaning in close to her]
TYLER: Amber. I want you to trust me.
[the eighth panel shows a closeup of Tyler's face]
[the ninth panel shows a closeup of Amber's eye]
AMBER: W-What are you talking about, Tyler ... ?

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From amazon.com:

Amber By Night (Mills & Boon comics)
Sharon Sala (author), Mayu Takayama (illustrator)

Amelia is a typical bookworm librarian. But she has a secret. At night, she works as a provocatively dressed waitress named Amber. One night as she's working as usual, she spots Tyler, the town's most sexy man, and the guy Amelia has been admiring for sometime. As soon as he sees her, he approaches her, not realizing that she is, in fact, Amelia...!

Publisher: Harlequin K.K. / SB Creative Corp.
Publication Date: February 2, 2011

Based on the original novel "Amber By Night" by Sharon Sala

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From millsandboon.co.uk:

From nine to five, she was Amelia Beauchamp, typical small-town librarian. But when the sun went down, she was miniskirt-clad cocktail waitress Amber Champion. And she'd caught the eye of the town's biggest rake, Tyler Savage. The name said it all—and this was one Savage, "Amber" knew, who would never be interested in her if he knew who she really was. She had to keep playing the game....

Or did she? Tyler, it turned out, was well aware that proper Amelia and flirtatious Amber were one and the same - and he was having a fine old time playing along. And as for romantic dinners and long, moonlit nights together, really, they were all part of the game. One which he had every intention of turning into reality....

Monday, May 11, 2015

Case Study No. 1948: Rupert Giles and Rebecca Stansberry

Librarians in Comic Books... Rebecca Stansberry!
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From: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (2001) #31
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[the first panel shows a female librarian (brown hair in a bun, cats eye glasses, blue dress) walking up to Rupert Giles after his performance at the local coffee shop]
REBECCA: Great show.
RUPERT: Oh. Thank you.
[the second panel shows an overhead shot of the two talking]
REBECCA: Buy you an iced tea?
RUPERT: Thank you, but no. I really must be going.
[the third panel shows an over-the-shoulder view of Rebecca]
REBECCA: I really liked your version of "Raspberry Beret."
RUPERT: Really?
[the fourth panel shows Rupert pointing at her necklace]
REBECCA: Really. Play here often?
RUPERT: Not as often as I'd like. That's a beautiful necklace.
[the fifth panel shows Rebecca holding out her necklace]
REBECCA: Thank you. It's amber ... and it was much cooler before Jurassic Park came out. So, take it you're interested in that tea, then?
RUPERT: Why not. In fact, it's the best offer I've had in weeks.

[...]

[the first panel shows Rupert answering the door to his home, as Rebecca (now wearing a sleeveless red blouse and jeans) is waiting outside]
REBECCA: Good evening, Rupert. Ready?
RUPERT: Uhhhh ... Not quite.
[the second panel shows Rupert introducing Buffy and Willow]
RUPERT: Rebecca Stansberry, this is Buffy Summers and Willow Rosenberg, two friends -- students, actually -- from my librarian days. Rebecca's in town for the summer librarian's seminar at the university.
BUFFY: Uh ... hi.
WILLOW: Hello.
[the third panel shows Rupert with an uncomfortable look on his face]
REBECCA: Always nice to meet book-loving girls.
RUPERT: I'm sorry to say this, Rebecca, but something rather important has come up.
[the fourth panel shows Rupert looking apologetic, as Willow tries to re-assure him (and Buffy throws her hands up in surprise)]
REBECCA: Oh, but Rupert ...
WILLOW: Giles, don't break your plans for us.
BUFFY: Willow!
[the fifth panel shows Rupert and Rebecca smiling]
RUPERT: Would you please excuse us for just a moment?
REBECCA: Sure, but don't be long, okay?
[the sixth panel shows Rupert and the girls arguing outside]
WILLOW: Giles, we'll go to the library to search the papers for any leads. We understand that it's been a long time since you went out.
RUPERT: It's not been that long ... Still, I'll go to the hospital after dinner to check on Riley's condition.
[the seventh panel shows Rupert and Rebecca having dinner]
RUPERT: My, I don't believe I've ever come across someone who actually prefers cataloguing by Cutter-Sanborn instead of the good old-fashioned Dewey Decimal.
REBECCA: I didn't say that! I just think it's a viable cataloguing alternative. You see, dear Rupert, I'm a bit of an alternative librarian.
[the eighth panel shows a closeup of the two continuing their conversation]
RUPERT: Naturally. And a quite beautiful one, if I may be so forward.
REBECCA: You may.
[the ninth panel shows a closeup of Rupert's face]
RUPERT: Well, enough of the library sciences! Surely, you must have a few other hobbies and interests?
[the tenth panel shows a closeup of Rebecca running her fingers over her amber necklace]
REBECCA: Oh, I have a few ...

[...]

[the first panel shows Rupert and Rebecca standing outside of a building at night (as a hornet flutters in the foreground)]
REBECCA: Thanks for the wonderful evening.
RUPERT: Well, we should certainly do this again sometime.
REBECCA: I'll be staying right here ... for the next few weeks anyway.
[the second panel shows Rebecca leaning in and kissing Rupert (whose glasses nearly fall off his face)]
[the third panel shows Rupert walking home with a big smile on his face, while behind him the silhouette of a grotesque humanoid creature (Rebecca's true form?) can be seen]

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From comics.org:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer #31
(March 2001)
Dark Horse, 1998 Series

Lost and Found
Buffy the Vampire Slayer / comic story / 22 pages

Credits

Script: Tom Fassbender; Jim Pascoe
Pencils: Cliff Richards
Inks: Joe Pimentel
Colors: Dave McCaig
Letters: Clem Robins

Content Information

Genre: occult; horror-suspense
Characters: Buffy Summers; Joyce Summers; Rupert Giles; Rebecca Stansberry; Riley Finn; Forrest Gates; Willow Rosenberg; Xander Harris; Anya
Synopsis: College is out for the summer and Buffy asks Giles and her mother for advice about what she should do now that Riley wants to spend more time with her. Giles goes out on a date with Rebecca Stansberry, a librarian in town for a summer seminar at the university. Riley is severely injured when he and ex-Intiative buddy, Forrest Gates, are assaulted by the ghost of a homeless man who was killed by vampires and wants his stolen ring back. Buffy, Willow, Zander, and Anya track down the vampire, retrieve the stolen ring and return it to the ghost, but Riley remains in a coma.

Indexer Notes

This story takes place after Buffy the Vampire Slayer's fourth season.

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From comicvine.com:

Real Name: Rebecca Stansberry
Publisher: Dark Horse Comics
Gender: Female
Character Type: Human
First Appearance: Buffy the Vampire Slayer #31 - Lost and Found
Appears in: 4 issues
Birthday: n/a
Powers: Agility, Attractive Female, Intellect

Rebecca is a librarian who becomes the girlfriend of Giles. Unfortunately she leaves Sunnydale and Giles loses the woman he loves again.

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From blogspot.com:

Buffy, bored during summer vacation, asks Giles for advice on suitable hobbies but to no avail. Sometime later, two vampires kill a homeless man and take a gold ring from the corpse. That same night, Giles is approached by a fan after one of his guitar/singing performances at the Espresso Pump. The fan, a librarian named Rebecca Stansberry, hits it off with Giles and the two arrange a date. A week later, Riley and a fellow member of the Initiative named Cole walk down an alleyway and are assailed by a ghost moaning "Give it back . . ." The ghost grasps Riley, and he collapses into a coma. Later, Willow's research uncovers a pattern of ghostly hauntings in that same alleyway. Buffy and Willow travel to the scene and rescue Xander and Anya from a vampire attack. The ghost manifests and gives Buffy some clues, which she combines with information beaten out of a bartender and from another vampire to track down the vampire which stole the homeless man's ring. Buffy slays the vampire easily and returns the ring to the alleyway, where the ghost manifests, takes the ring, and disappears. Meanwhile, Giles date has gone swimmingly, as it has ended in a kiss and a promise for future dates. Rebecca, however, wears a necklace with an insect in amber, an insect-shaped shadow seems to follow Giles, and the next morning a strange humanoid-insect creature is discovered by boys playing baseball.

Tuesday, April 21, 2015

Case Study No. 1907: "Librarians Book Faire"

Librarians in Comic Books... Young Justice!
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From: Young Justice (2001) #31
Tags: librarians comic books young justice impulse flash book fair
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[the first panel shows Impulse running at super-human speed into the middle of an outdoor book fair]
[the second panel shows him posing for the assembled crowd, as a thought balloon shows that he expects them to shower him with roses and ask him for his autograph (the kind of adoration that he obviously feels a super hero of his caliber deserves)]
[the third panel shows the crowd as a whole (men and women, young and old, some wearing glasses) putting a finger to their lips and loudly shushing him]
[the fourth panel shows Impulse staring at the crowd with a confused look on his face (as his word balloon with a single "question mark" would indicate)]
[the fifth panel shows the crowd shushing him even lower (as he covers his ears)]
[the sixth panel shows him looking up at the banner above them (the reader can only see the back of the banner)]
[the seventh panel shows Impulse smiling and running off, as the front of the banner can be seen ("Librarians Book Fair")]

[...]

[the first panel shows Impulse explaining his ordeal at the Librarians Book Fair, indicated by a word balloon showing several stereotypical elderly female librarians (grey hair in a bun, glasses) surrounding him and shushing him]

[...]

[the first panel shows Impulse excitedly speaking to (who he thinks is) The Flash and describing his day, including a word balloon that shows an elderly female librarian shoving a book (entitled "Silence of the Lamb") into his mouth]

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From wordpress.com:

Even in the twenty-first century, an intelligent and accomplished writer like Peter David can indulge in a sight gag in the pages of DC Comics' Young Justice 31 (April 2001) wherein the young super-speedster Impulse is the recipient of a collective "Shhh . . . !" when he has the poor judgment to disrupt the otherwise silent "Librarians Book Faire."

Wednesday, April 15, 2015

Case Study No. 1895: Unnamed Female Librarian (Animaniacs)

Librarians in Comic Books... The Animaniacs!
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From: Animaniacs (1999) #49
Tags: librarians comic books animaniacs warner brothers and sister yakko wakko dot
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[the first panel shows the three Animaniacs walking into a giant library filed with shelves upon shelves of books, as the elderly librarian (white hair in a bun, glasses, long green dress) at the front desk puts a finger to her lips and shushes them]
YAKKO: This, sibs, is what movies are befoe they're born.
DOT: Wo-o-oah!
WAKKO: Wow, lookit all the square things with paper!
LIBRARIAN: Shhhh!
[the second panel shows the Animaniacs examining one of the bookshelves (as Wakko takes a bite out of one of the books), while the librarian can be seen angrily staring at them in the background]
YAKKO: So, what looks good, Wakko?
WAKKO: Silas Marner's a bit dry. Needs ketchup.
LIBRARIAN: Shhhh!
[the third panel shows the Animaniacs standing around the librarian's desk, as she folds her arms and looks down her nose at them]
WAKKO: So, where are the books with pictures?
LIBRARIAN: Comic books? No no no! We only have high literature here.
YAKKO: Hey, watch it. Remember who signs your paycheck.
[the fourth panel shows the librarian rolling her eyes at them]
LIBRARIAN: Literature does not have silly cartoons. That's so juvenile.
YAKKO: Woah! Big words ... brain hurts ...
DOT: What do you mean? Comics can be classics, too. We'll show you!
[the fifth panel shows the Animaniacs breaking the fourth wall, peeking out from behind the pages of the comic book to speak directly to the reader]
WAKKO: Since you're from the MTV generation, we kept 'em short!

[...]

[the first panel shows the librarian standing up from her desk with a big smile on her face, as the Animaniacs stand around her]
YAKKO: Well, we hope you learned a lot and had some fun!
LIBRARIAN: Oh yes! Comics are incredible! I never realized how expressive they could be!
[the second panel shows the librarian pointing into the air and launching into a big speech ... which is obscured by the word balloons of Yakko and Dot whispering in the foreground]
LIBRARIAN: Remarkable how the ... pictures play off ... be telling as ... prose. My word ... the art if Hemingway ... I've ... my ...
YAKKO: Is it just me or does this feel like blatant self-promotion?
DOT: Well, it was either that or another "Wheel of Morality."
[the third panel shows Wakko carrying a huge pile of books]
YAKKO: Wakko, you're going to read all those books?
WAKKO: No, these are the ones I'm not taking. I'd like to check out the rest of the library, please!
[the fourth panel shows the three Animaniacs talking amongst themselves]
DOT: I didn't know you were so into reading!
WAKKO: Oh, I learned it from that kid out there.
YAKKO: What kid?
[the fifth panel shows the Animaniacs speaking directly to the reader again]
WAKKO: That one ... the one who can't stop reading us!
DOT: Book-worm!
YAKKO: 'Night folks! Don't forget to subscribe!
NARRATOR: The end!

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From wordpress.com:

Suess, Jeff. "The Lit-Wit Issue" Animaniacs #49 June 1999.

The Animaniacs are in a library: "This, sibs, is what movies are before they're born." "Wow, lookit all the square things with paper!" The stereotypical, bunned, elderly, grim-looking woman librarian shushes them. "So, where are the books with pictures?" "Comic books? No No No! We only have high literature here . . . Literature does not have silly cartoons. That's so juvenile." Final page: Smiling librarian: "Oh yes! Comics are incredible! I never realized how expressive they could be!" Her next word balloon is written over by the word balloons of 2 of the Warners, but we can make out certain words and phrases: "remarkable how the . . . and pictures play off . . . be telling as . . . prose. My word, imagine the art if Hemingway . . . I've completely . . . my opinion . . . "

Wednesday, February 25, 2015

Case Study No. 1866: "Legends of the Library Ninjas"

"Legends of the Library Ninjas" graphic novel
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Legends of the Library Ninjas: A Quest for Knowledge
Greg "Inky" Charland - writer/artist
Tags: librarians ninjas comic books
Added: 1 year ago
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[the first panel shows two students enter the library]
ALLY: It's the first day of classes and we already have homework. I can't believe I have to write a research paper already!
DREW: I know, and I've never been in this library. How are we supposed to find anything?
[the second panel shows a closeup of the two students]
DREW: It's so big! I don't know where to begin.
[the third panel shows a large wooden sign materialize in front of them with a "Poof!"]
[the fourth panel shows the female student point at the sign with a look of shock on her face]
ALLY: Look! This sign says "Computers." Let's start at the computers.
DREW: [to himself] Where did that sign come from?
[the fifth panel shows the students walking up to the computer terminals]
ALLY: Here we go. Now we just need to search the online catalog to find books that can help us write our research papers.
[the sixth panel shows the male student sitting at a computer and talking to his classmate (as a gloved hand reaches in from off camera and sticks a post-it note to his monitor)]
DREW: I think I found something, but all I'm getting is some numbers.
[the seventh panel shows the female student pointing at the post-it note]
ALLY: Oh! This sticky note has your book written down and says "Dewey Decimal."
DREW: [to himself] Sticky note? Where'd that come from?
[the eighth panel shows the male student poking at the post-it note with his finger, while the female student grabs him by the shirt and tries to drag him towards the stacks]
ALLY: According to your sticky note, this Dewey Decimal thing can help us find the book we need.
DREW: I think you're right. What about the note?
ALLY: Leave it! Come on!
[the ninth panel shows the female student reaching for a book on the top shelf]
ALLY: Here's the book! The Dewey Decimal System is a way of organizing the books. It is broken up into numbered subject groups.
[the tenth panel shows the female student turning towards her classmate (as a gloved hand reaches out from the other side of the bookcase and hands her the book)]
ALLY: It's pretty easy ... If you know your decimals, you're good.
DREW: [to himself] I'm getting hungry. I wonder if I can get a cookie around here?
[the eleventh panel shows the two students looking at the book]
DREW: We found our books, but we need more references. Can we find stuff online?
[the twelfth panel shows the female student looking back at the computer terminals]
ALLY: Yeah! Let's go see what else we can find on the computers!
[the thirteenth panel shows the two students walking back towards the computers, as three shadows can be seen on the floor behind them]
DREW: [to himself] I could really go for a cookie right now.
[the fourteenth panel shows the male student sitting at a computer, when what appears to be a large knife (with a note attached to the end) is thrown from off camera and embeds itself in the keyboard with a "Thunk"]
DREW: Gaahhhh!
[the fifteenth panel shows the female student sitting at the computer next to him, as she calmly puts a finger to her lips and shushes him]
ALLY: Shhhh! This is a library.
[the sixteenth panel shows the two students examining the object]
DREW: What on earth is this?
NARRATOR: It's a kunai. A kunai is a Japanese tool possibly derived from the masonry trowel. It was used as a multi-functional weapon. It is commonly associated with the ninja, who used it to gouge holes in walls.
[the seventeenth panel shows the female student pointing at the kunai and smiling]
ALLY: Look! It says what we can find on these computers.
[the eighteenth panel shows the female student reading the note attached to the kunai]
ALLY: "Start with general keywords. You can narrow results from there. Try alternate keywords if you don't find the results you need."
[the nineteenth panel shows the male student staring blankly at her as she continues reading]
ALLY: "If you need your information immediately, you should limit your results to full-text."
DREW: Okaay ...
ALLY: "Also, each database will have slightly different information. Try more than one database! Evaluating sources can be confusing."
[the twentieth panel shows the male student with a bored look on his face, as she continues reading]
ALLY: "Library databases can be more reliable than Google or Yahoo, because you can find stuff from academic journals and peer-reviewed sources."
DREW: Uh huh ...
ALLY: "If you are using a search engine, stick to official websites that would know the most about a subject."
DREW: I see ...
[the twenty first panel shows the male student with a slight scowl on his face, as she continues reading]
ALLY: "A scholarly or peer-reviewed article is one that has been edited and fact-checked by a professional authority on a chosen topic. They can be found best in the library databases.
DREW: Yes, but ...
[the twenty second panel shows the male student brandishing kunai with an angry look on his face, as the background turns red]
DREW: It doesn't explain what this is and where it came from!
NARRATOR: It's a kunai, Drew. We told you on the previous page.
STUDENT: [from off camera] Hey, relax newbie. It's just the ninjas.
[the twenty third panel shows the two students staring at each other, as they both say "Ninjas?"]
[the twenty fourth panel shows another male student sitting at one of the computer terminals]
STUDENT: Yeah, library ninjas. They help out around here.
[the twenty fifth panel shows the student raise his hand without looking, as someone off camera tosses him a book]
[the twenty sixth panel shows the student holding out the book in front of him]
STUDENT: See?
[the twenty seventh panel shows the female student angrily yelling]
ALLY: Ninjas? Yeah right! If we have ninjas instead of normal librarians, how do we get interlibrary loans? What if the library doesn't have any books that match your topic and no access to online journals that might help?
[the twenty eighth panel shows the female student turn to her classmate and continue arguing, while he stares wide-eye at something behind her]
ALLY: The library easily finds and requests books from other libraries across the United States, depending on where the item is being sent from. It could take anywhere from a day to a month. So there can't be library ninjas ... Drew! What are you staring at?
[the twenty ninth panel shows the male student pointing behind her, as she turns and looks]
ALLY: Oh!
[the thirtieth panel shows three ninjas posing dramatically in front of them]
[the thirty first panel shows one of the ninjas handing the female student a book]
NINJA 1: I apologize that it took so long to get this to you, but it was in Nebraska. That's a far run, even for us.
ALLY: Err ...
[the thirty second panel shows the ninja bowing, so she bows in return]
ALLY: Thank you.
[the thirty third panel shows the ninja putting his arms around the two students]
NINJA 1: We can help you find more than books. We can help you find ...
[the thirty fourth panel shows one of the ninjas rappelling down a rope, carrying a stack of books in one hand]
NINJA 2: Journals, magazines ...
[the thirty fifth panel shows another ninja holding a stack of newspapers]
NINJA 3: Newspapers, periodicals ...
[the thirty sixth panel shows another ninja holding a DVD case entitled "Ninja Master"]
NINJA 1: DVDs and graphic novels.
[the thirty seventh panel shows the two students talking to one of the ninjas]
ALLY: You'll be here whenever we need anything?
NINJA 1: Yes, you just have to ask.
[the thirty eighth panel shows the male student pointing to an image of a cookie]
DREW: Like if I need a cookie?
[the thirty ninth panel shows the ninja wagging a finger in the male student's face]
NINJA 1: Don't push it.
DREW: Awww.
[the fortieth panel shows a closeup of the ninja]
NINJA 1: We have other work to attend to.
[the forty first panel shows the three ninjas standing side by side]
NINJA 1: But we'll be around.
[the forty second panel shows the ninjas disappearing in a puff of smoke]
[the forty third panel shows a plate of cookies sitting on a chair ... a kunai is stuck in the side of the chair (with a note reading "Cookies"), and a katana sword is stuck in the floor nearby (with a note reading "Now Get to Work")]
[the forty fourth panel shows the two students looking at each other and smiling, as they both say "Best. Library. Ever!"]

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From issuu.com:

Ally and Drew are on a quest for knowledge as they explore the university library in search of resources for their assignment, with a little help from the stealthy library ninjas!

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From k-state.edu:

Monday, Aug. 20, 2012

Stealth education: Ninjas, graphic novel explain library services to Salina students

SALINA -- Seldom seen, library ninjas perform heroic acts to ensure their patrons have access to information. These mythic vigilantes and their escapades are brought to life in "Legends of the Library Ninjas: A Quest for Knowledge," a graphic novel resulting from a partnership between Kansas State University Salina and Kansas Wesleyan University.

The graphic novel was co-written and illustrated by K-State Salina student Greg Charland, senior in computer systems technology, Abilene.

Charland worked with Heidi Blackburn, undergraduate services librarian at K-State Salina, and Kate Wise, associate librarian at Kansas Wesleyan, to create storyboards.

In addition to giving final approval for the graphic novel, the librarians teamed up to write the last five pages of the booklet, which include tutorials on how to conduct effect research, such as using Boolean logic, finding and evaluating sources, and using the Dewey decimal system.

Blackburn received a $3,500 Academic Excellence Award from the university for the project.

K-State Salina students will be introduced to the graphic novel during the campus' Wildcat Welcome Week activities, with a Library Ninjas party that will include the book, ninja-themed snacks, prizes and giveaways. All Kansas Wesleyan University freshmen will receive the book during library instruction day in early September, as part of Wesleyan Challenge.

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From libraryjournal.com:

Academic Librarians Get Graphic
By Meredith Schwartz on November 20, 2012

Kansas State University Salina and Kansas Wesleyan University partnered to create a graphic novel that explains how to conduct effective library research. Heidi Blackburn, undergraduate services librarian at Kansas State Salina, and Kate Wise, associate librarian at Kansas Wesleyan, worked with Kansas State Salina student Greg Charland to create storyboards. Blackburn and Wise wrote the instructional portion, and Charland co-wrote and illustrated the result: Legends of the Library Ninjas: A Quest for Knowledge.

Undead Inspiration

The comic was inspired by a similar effort at a nearby institution, Blackburn told LJ. McPherson College's Miller Library created the Library of the Living Dead comic a couple of years ago. Blackburn and Wise frequently collaborate with the creators, Matt Upson and Michael Hall, because their schools are nearby and have similar student populations. So they were excited about the concept and waited eagerly for the results.

When Upson and Hall officially presented at the Kansas Library Association Spring Conference, "We immediately asked Michael Hall if he could do" something similar for them, Blackburn said, "but he was committed to other libraries who had gotten to him first." So they turned to Charland, who was so intrigued by the project that he gave them a discount on his fee. Charland was paid out of a $3,500 K-State Academic Excellence Award grant, which also covered the K-State portion of the printing costs. Library Ninjas was printed by print-on-demand graphic novel publisher, ComixPress, and online access was set up through Issuu, so they could track analytics.

Since McPherson had just done zombies, K-State and Kansas Wesleyan chose ninjas based on a long-standing campus joke. "We joke that we have them because chairs gets pushed in and stations cleaned up but nobody ever sees anyone doing those things." Blackburn assured LJ that the ninja characters are not based on her or Wise personally.

Measuring Comic Impact

To assess the viability of the project, the librarians conducted a survey in advance, and found that 66 percent of K-State students surveyed were optimistic about using a graphic novel as a handbook, and 54 percent at Kansas Wesleyan. According to Blackburn, they found that freshmen and sophomores were extremely receptive to the idea, while juniors and seniors were not as open to it. Blackburn attributes the difference in part to the fact that juniors and seniors have more specific research needs, based on their majors, rather than library skills in general, and in part to the fact that more recently matriculated students are more familiar with graphic novels being present in their high school library collections. (K-State maintains a small graphic novel collection of its own as well.)

Kansas State Salina debuted the book at a Library Ninjas party during the campus' Wildcat Welcome Week in August, and all K-State Salina Freshman University Experience courses, as well as other introductory courses, added the graphic novel to their library instruction curriculum. It was announced on Facebook, Twitter, and the library blog. Advance copies were given to the admissions and public relations offices, the writing center, and academic advising. A display and print copies were available in the library, and a link to the electronic version on the library website. All Kansas Wesleyan University freshmen received the book during library instruction day in early September, as part of Wesleyan Challenge, a required first-year experience program. An email introducing the graphic novel was sent to the faculty and the public relations office. An announcement was made on the college's home page, and the library's, with a link to the electronic version, and it was supported by a display in the library's main case.

Afterwards, both schools surveyed students in their university experience courses to see whether the comic had been a success. Said Blackburn, "the assessment turned out much better than we even anticipated." Blackburn and Wise had expected about half of the students to successfully demonstrate the skills taught in the comic; actually, the results were higher, with over 80 percent on both campuses now able to successfully use Boolean search strings, and about 60 percent to identify the online catalog as the way to find books. Some 49 percent of K-State students could identify interlibrary loan, and 73 percent of Kansas Wesleyan students.

Not only was the comic effective, it was appealing. Some 84 percent of K-State students surveyed rated the graphic novel as "awesome" or "pretty cool", and 65 percent of Kansas Wesleyan students. About half of the students said they would refer to the comic again in future.

Neither campus showed any difference in response between the print and electronic versions of the comic. And both have seen increased traffic to the library this year, though Blackburn is careful to note that other factors mean that increase can't necessarily be correlated to the comic: Kansas Wesley added a new academic success center to the library and K-State added two new majors to the campus. And once those additional bodies get to the library, they're also behaving differently: Blackburn says "we've seen an increase in students helping themselves to our stacks, doing self-service, rather than immediately going to the desk."

There's no sequel in the works, at least for now. Next steps for the library ninjas include being "consistently implemented in our university experience courses as part of the permanent curriculum" and tracking the results over several years.

Thursday, February 19, 2015

Case Study No. 1853: Empowered (Wannabe Librarian)

Librarians in Comic Books... Empowered!
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From: Empowered (2009) Vol. 2
Tags: librarians comic books empowered adam warren sexy librarian superhomeys bondage cleavage
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[the first panel shows the super heroine Empowered holding a pair of glasses in her hands (with a disapproving look on her face), as other members of the Superhomeys stand behind her]
EMPOWERED: I'm going undercover as a "sexy librarian"?
MAJOR HAVOC: [whispers] Niiice.
CAPTAIN RIVET: [from off camera] We have no other choice, I'm afraid.
[the second panel shows the robotic Captain Rivet standing next to a holographic image of the villain Idea Man]
CAPTAIN RIVET: We have to draw Idea Man out into the open! And judging by those image files we found on his old hard drive ...
[the third panel shows a holographic image of Idea Man's "ideal profile" for a sexy librarian ... under "Absolutely Required" is listed "Eyeglasses (critical!)", "Garter Belt & Stockings", "Blonde Hair (long)", "Female (or female-appearing)", while under "Optional" is listed "Orally Provocative" (?) and "Cleavage"]
CAPTAIN RIVET: [from off camera] He's utterly obsessed with a very specific iteration of the "sexy librarian" trope.
EMPOWERED: [from off camera] Great, now I'm fetish bait ...
[the fourth panel shows Empowered dressed in her "sexy librarian" disguise (hair braided into two long ponytails, glasses, half-shirt that exposes her ample cleavage, short skirt with garter belt and thigh-high stockings), walking through the library holding a book with a humiliated look on her face]
EMPOWERED: [to herself] What kind of idiot would possibly think this ridiculous "librarian from a porn video" outfit is for real? I couldn't more obviously be bait if I had a sign taped to my backside ... !

[...]

[the first panel shows Empowered standing over a male patron (sweating profusely) with a bunch of books opened on the table in front of him]
EMPOWERED: Did you find what you wanted?
PATRON: Uh ...
[the second panel shows Empowered reaching for a book on the top shelf (pointing her protruding backside towards the reader), as she speaks to an unseen patron with a pencil clenched between her teeth]
EMPOWERED: Chn I hhlp yhh ... ?
[the third panel shows Empowered carrying a stack of books through the library (with her bosom resting on top of the books), as she whistles to herself]

[...]

[the first panel shows Idea Man standing over Empowered, her hands tied behind her back and a ball gag in her mouth]
IDEA MAN: Soon, nubile librarienne, your bookish yet slutty hotness will unleash an apocalypse!
[the second panel shows Idea Man carrying Empowered over his shoulder while shouting instructions to his henchmen]
IDEA MAN: Hoof! Run a neuro-pattern check on the weapon! Open the sensory feedlinks! Power up the Pornulator's drives!
[the third panel shows Idea Man (still with Empowered over his shoulder) turning and speaking directly to the reader]
IDEA MAN: [whispers] Psst! Hey, just look at me, huh? Barking orders to my minions, with a beautiful blonde slung over my shoulder ...
[the fourth panel shows a closeup of Idea Man (a tear rolling down his cheek), as Empowered can be seen in the background rolling her eyes]
IDEA MAN: [whispers] For the first time, I ... I ... I really feel like a full-fledged super villain! Sniff!

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From wikia.com:

The Superhomeys convince Empowered to disguise herself as a "sexy librarian" in order to serve as bait to draw out the supervillain Idea Man. Idea Man soon kidnaps her, planning to use her to activate a doomsday device he built using the brain of the presumed-dead supervillain Psychoblast, a powerful psionic with a librarian fetish. The Superhomeys arrive to defeat Idea Man and save Emp. Back at her apartment, she starts explaining the mission to Thugboy, but he's too distracted by her outfit to pay attention. Meanwhile, Major Havoc and Protean haven't turned off the audio feed from the bug in Emp's glasses, and voyeuristically listen in on her and Thugboy.

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From deviantart.com:

Sexy EMPOWERED librarian, p.1
by AdamWarren

The first of two pages from "Smart Girl," a story appearing in the second volume of Empowered, the "sexy superhero comedy" book I write and draw for Dark Horse Comics. As of the present day, the series features five 200+ page volumes, with a sixth hitting the shelves in September 2010 (and further books on the way thereafter).

The repro quality's a bit lower than normal, here, as I had to level-adjust on a 120dpi jpeg, instead of a 600dpi greyscale scan, as I normally do; also, I wound up relettering all of the wonkier word balloons seen here for greater clarity in the final version.

Several folks on the secret Empowered emailing list (who first saw these particular pages a few YEARS ago) pointed out to me that I went too far with Emp's admittedly over-the-top "Sexy Librarian" cosplay, and in fact had lost much of the less overtly provocative appeal of the "cute chick with eyeglasses." This is defensible within the context of the story, I feel, given that the tastes of the Empverse's "supervills" (whom she's supposed to be baiting, here) are rarely what one would define as "subtle" or "refined"...

Thursday, February 12, 2015

Case Study No. 1839: Staff of Riverdale Public Library

Librarians in Comic Books... Miss Torseau!
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From: Archie Double Digest (2012) #232
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[the first panel shows Betty and Veronica standing outside of the Riverdale Public Library]
VERONICA: You went to the library for him, too?
BETTY: You got him the wrong book!
[the second panel shows Veronica breathing a sigh of relief, while Betty looks over her shoulder]
VERONICA: Whew! That was close! But--
BETTY: Er, wait a minute!
[the third panel shows an elderly female librarian (white hair in a bun, glasses, blue blouse, long yellow skirt) standing on the steps to the library's entrance, talking to a young female librarian (long brown hair, red blouse, short red skirt)]
BETTY: That's the head librarian, and you-know-who!
[the fourth panel shows the two librarians talking]
LIBRARIAN: I'm sorry, Miss Torseau! I really am! But I must let you go!
[the fifth panel shows the younger librarian walking down the steps (while Betty and Veronica stand to the side and smile at each other)]
LIBRARIAN: You're simply too distracting! Nobody can concentrate on books while you're stacking the shelves!
MISS TORSEAU: Sigh! I understand! This was my third job this month!

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From comics.org:

Archie Double Digest #232
(October 2012)
Archie, 2011 Series

Book Mark
Archie / comic story / 6 pages

Credits

Script: Mike Pellowski (credited)
Pencils: Stan Goldberg (credited)
Inks: ?
Colors: Barry Grossman (credited)
Letters: Bill Yoshida (credited)

Content Information

Genre: teen; humor
Characters: Archie Andrews; Veronica Lodge; Reggie Mantle; Mrs. Andrews; Betty Cooper; Pop Tate; Librarian; Miss Torseau
Synopsis: Betty and Veronica take Archie's books to the library so he doesn't see the attractive new librarian.

Tuesday, February 10, 2015

Case Study No. 1833: Staff of Miller Library at McPherson College

"Library of the Living Dead" graphic novel
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Used without permission. Taken from the indicia:

LIBRARY OF THE LIVING DEAD #1. Copyright (c) 2011, C. Michael Hall and Matt Upson. All rights reserved; no unauthorized use permitted. With the exception of brief passages for review purposes, this work may not be reproduced without prior written consent of the author. Not to be taken internally. Void where prohibited by law. May cause dizziness, headache, and/or spontaneous human combustion. Do not operate heavy machinery while reading this book. Published by Atomic Raygun Comics (www dot cmichaelhall dot com) on behalf of Miller Library at McPherson College (blogs dot mcpherson dot edu slash library). Printed by ComixPress (www dot comixpress dot com). And always remember: "They're coming to get you, Barbara."

C. Michael Hall - writer/artist
Matt Upson - writer
Dustin Evans - colorist
Tags: library of the living dead comic book zombies academic libraries killer librarians
Added: 1 year ago
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Library of the Living Dead
Your Guide to Miller Library at McPherson College

[the first panel shows two students running across the campus of McPherson College, surrounded by purple-skinned zombies]
MALE STUDENT: This campus sucks! Nobody said anything about zombies during Orientation Weekend!
FEMALE STUDENT: They're all over!
[the second panel shows a snarling zombie about to lunge at the two students]
ZOMBIE: Graaahh!
MALE STUDENT: We're totally dead.
FEMALE STUDENT: There has to be someplace we can hide!
[the third panel shows the male student wrestling with the zombie, as the female student brandishes a crowbar]
LIBRARIAN: [from off camera] Over here, you two!
[the fourth panel shows a young male librarian (black hair, beard, blue collared shirt, green tie) waving at the two from the library's entrance]
LIBRARIAN: Come on ... The library is open!
[the fifth panel shows the librarian kicking the face of a zombie dressed in prison garb (causing one of its eyes to pop out) as the two students run into the library]
MALE STUDENT: Thanks! They just about had us.
LIBRARIAN: You'll be safe now ...
[the sixth panel shows the librarian locking the door, as the zombies crowd around outside and push up against the glass]
LIBRARIAN: You're in the library!
MALE STUDENT: This campus is crawling with zombies! How are we "safe?"
FEMALE STUDENT: [whispering] Still better than state college ...
LIBRARIAN: Oh, you silly kids ... the library contains everything you need to know to survive a zombie apocalypse!
[the seventh panel shows of a closeup of the students' smiling faces (while the zombies outside can still be seen in the background)]
MALE STUDENT: Really? Tell us more!
FEMALE STUDENT: Who knew the library could be so exciting?
[the eighth panel shows the librarian talking to the students, as a male student worker (tall, bald, very muscular) and a female student worker (short, straight blonde hair, white McPherson College t-shirt) stand behind the front desk]
LIBRARIAN: The library stuff is here to serve all your educational needs, including repelling the zombie attacks plaguing college campuses these days. We're ready to help ... Hey guys, reinforce the front door while I show these two around.
[the ninth panel shows the female student worker pick up a baseball bat]
FEMALE STUDENT WORKER: We are on it!
MALE STUDENT WORKER: We are?
[the tenth panel shows the female student worker running off camera (while the male student worker stands there with a confused look on his face)]
[the eleventh panel shows the female student worker returning and grabbing the male student worker by his t-shirt]
FEMALE STUDENT WORKER: Come on, y'big baby.
MALE STUDENT WORKER: Oh, must I?
[the twelfth panel shows the librarian continuing his talk with the two students, as the head of a zombie (must likely having just met the business end of the student worker's baseball bat) goes sailing across the background]
LIBRARIAN: Don't worry about her. She's tougher than she looks. Now, let's unleash the power of the library to beat these zombies, shall we?
FEMALE STUDENT WORKER: [from off camera] And stay out!
[the thirteenth panel shows the librarian holding a copy of the magazine "Time for Zombies!!"]
LIBRARIAN: We'll start in current periodicals! Here we'll find numerous popular publications and academic journals, as well as newspapers which might help us survive the first stage of the outbreak.
[the fourteenth panel shows the librarian reaching for one of the shelves in the periodicals section]
LIBRARIAN: If you lift these shelves, you'll find back issues, so you aren't limited to just the latest stuff.
[the fifteenth panel shows the librarian (still holding the shelf open with one hand) grabbing a zombie behind him]
LIBRARIAN: Plus, in a pinch ...
[the sixteenth panel shows the librarian shoving the zombie's head inside the open shelf]
NARRATOR: Little known fact ... Zombies eat brains because they crave knowledge!
TEENAGE ZOMBIE: Mmm ... Journal of American History ...
[the seventeenth panel shows the two students being hit with drops of green blood, as a loud "Slam!" comes from off panel]
LIBRARIAN: [from off camera] You can use the shelves to decapitate any roving zombies!
[the eighteenth panel shows the librarian (with splotches of green blood on his face) waving the students over to another section of the library]
LIBRARIAN: We need a plan of action. Let's start in the 000 section. We have two general reference sections, one upstairs and one here on the main floor.
[the nineteenth panel show the librarian and the two students standing in front of a bookshelf]
NARRATOR: Dewey Decimal fact ... The 000 section also contains books on computer science!
LIBRARIAN: You can often start your research with the encyclopedias, dictionaries, and atlases you'll find here. Give it a try ... Look up zombies.
[the twentieth panel shows the two students looking at a book]
MALE STUDENT: It says zombies originated in Haitian folklore!
FEMALE STUDENT: Voodoo!
LIBRARIAN: Now we have something to work with! Maybe if we research voodoo, we can figure out how to stop the zombies.
[the twenty first panel shows the librarian walking up a flight of stairs]
LIBRARIAN: Time to find some books! Our general collection is upstairs, in the stacks. Come on, gang ... Let's explore the Dewey Decimal System! Besides, I think the zombies will break through those doors any second now.
MALE STUDENT: What about your student workers?
LIBRARIAN: Meh ... probably eaten defending the library. Now let's go look for books on voodoo!
FEMALE STUDENT: Sure! Heading upstairs during a zombie attack never works in the movies. But what the heck ... Let's do it!
[the twenty second panel shows the group talking to a young female librarian (brown hair, red sweater, lanyard around her neck, blue jeans with a tear in the left knee, pink sneakers) sitting calmly behind the desk]
LIBRARIAN: This is our reference desk. If you're not sure where to find something in the stacks, just ask for help!
MALE STUDENT: We need books on voodoo.
REFERENCE LIBRARIAN: Voodoo as a religion, as a sociological phenomenon, or its contributing role to the Haitian Revolution of 1791?
MALE STUDENT: Uh, we're studying zombies?
[the twenty third panel shows a closeup of the reference librarian's face]
REFERENCE LIBRARIAN: I see. Religion ... The 200s. Follow me.
FEMALE STUDENT: Wow, she's good!
REFERENCE LIBRARIAN: Bring me a challenge next time ...
[the twenty fourth panel shows the reference librarian pulling some books from the shelf]
LIBRARIAN: Now remember, your first research idea isn't always going to pan out. You will often find facts which lead you down a different path. That's half the fun of library research!
[the twenty fifth panel shows the librarian holding a book open, as the others look over his shoulder to read (and the silhouette of two zombies can be seen in the background)]
MALE STUDENT: It says "The modern zombie bears virtually no resemblance to the zombie of Haitian myth."
FEMALE STUDENT: So what now?
[the twenty sixth panel shows a pair of zombie hands reaching towards the group from behind]
REFERENCE LIBRARIAN: You guys should check the science section ... The 500s. The zombie plague is a virus, right? Everybody knows that!
ZOMBIE: Mmm ... Librarian brains ...
[the twenty seventh panel shows the two zombies grabbing the reference librarian from behind, as the others make a run for it]
REFERENCE LIBRARIAN: Run! Head for the science section!
ZOMBIE: Graahr!
[the twenty eight panel shows the group stopping behind a bookshelf]
FEMALE STUDENT: [whispering] Still better than state college ...
MALE STUDENT: Um, why'd we stop running?
LIBRARIAN: Unless they're right on top of you, zombies are really really slow. Besides, doing thorough research means taking your time!
[the twenty ninth panel shows the librarian pulling a book from the shelf]
NARRATOR: Soon ...
MALE STUDENT: Hey, there are numbers on all these books!
FEMALE STUDENT: You might be the only living person whose I.Q. wouldn't be lowered by becoming a zombie, dude.
LIBRARIAN: Hmm ... Maybe life science isn't the place to research the zombie virus. Diseases are in the 600s. Let's head that way!
[the thirtieth panel shows the librarian walking past boxes full of vinyl records]
LIBRARIAN: We can cut through the music room. In ancient times, primitive humans preserved music on vinyl discs called "records." We have a veritable trove of musical treasures just awaiting discovery!
[the thirty first panel shows a group of three zombies walking up behind the librarian]
LIBRARIAN: And like a lot of stuff around here ...
[the thirty second panel shows the librarian throwing records at the zombies (decapitating two and embedding one in the skull of the other]
LIBRARIAN: Records are great for killing zombies!
[the thirty third panel shows the librarian holding a broken record in his hand]
LIBRARIAN: And on to the 600s we go! Wait ... I'm having a moment of inspiration! You two hold them off, stay here until I get back!
MALE STUDENT: Did you just say "Hold them off?"
FEMALE STUDENT: More importantly, did you mean you want the two of us to "hold them off?"
[the thirty fourth panel shows the two students looking down the stairwell at a herd of zombies gathering]
MALE STUDENT: We can totally do this. Dude's a librarian. How tough can he really be, right?
FEMALE STUDENT: There is an army of zombies down there. We will be overrun in minutes.
MALE STUDENT: C'mon, babe ... You gotta think positive.
[the thirty fifth panel shows the two covered in green blood, as the female student holds off the zombies with her crowbar while the male student smashes them over the head with a pair of atlases]
NARRATOR: Soon ...
FEMALE STUDENT: We're being overrun!
MALE STUDENT: I said think positive!
[the thirty sixth panel shows the librarian with a large flamethrower, pointing it down the stairwell and engulfing the zombies with a loud "Fwoosh!"]
LIBRARIAN: Relax, guys! I'm back, and I brought some firepower ... literally! You see, the 600s are applied science and technology! So I scrounged up a schematic, and voila! Instant mayhem!
NARRATOR: The construction and use of flamethrowers on-campus is strictly prohibited. McPherson College takes flamethrowers very seriously.
[the thirty seventh panel shows a group of zombie students approaching]
LIBRARIAN: [from off camera] More of them ... They just keep on coming!
[the thirty eighth panel shows the librarian and the students running away]
LIBRARIAN: And my flamethrower is out of fuel! Follow me, we'll head for ...
[the thirty ninth panel shows the librarian emerging from a door on the roof of the library, with a sign reading "Reality Check, No Roof Access (for obvious reasons), Thank You For Your Cooperation"]
LIBRARIAN: The roof!
[the fortieth panel shows the librarian and the students standing on the roof]
LIBRARIAN: Well ... Here we are, safe and--
[the forty first panel shows a zombie hand reaching into the frame]
LIBRARIAN: Sound.
[the forty second panel shows a large group of zombies surrounding the group]
LIBRARIAN: Aw, crap.
[the forty third panel shows a closeup of the librarian and the students]
LIBRARIAN: Wow. How did they get up here?
FEMALE STUDENT: I knew this was a terrible idea. I said so on page 5 ... These rooftop escape plans never work!
[the forty fourth panel shows a bright glowing object in the sky above the group]
LIBRARIAN: Things look bad, sure, but there's no need to panic. There's something these zombies don't know ...
FEMALE STUDENT: What!?
[the forty fifth panel shows the librarian with a wicked grin on his face, as the glowing object gets closer (seemingly at an accelerated rate of speed)]
LIBRARIAN: This is not the only library on campus.
[the forty sixth panel shows that the object is a giant glowing "spaceship", with another male librarian driving and shooting a laser pointer at the zombies (disintegrating them instantly), while our hero raises his fist in triumph]
LIBRARIAN: The other one is in the science building!
NARRATOR: Fact ... The Science and Religion Collection is housed on the second floor of Melhorn Science Hall!
[the forty seventh panel shows the science librarian descending from the spaceship on a cable, as the ship's computer says "Auto-pilot engaged."]
SCIENCE LIBRARIAN: That was a lot of zombies! You three okay?
LIBRARIAN: We are now! Thanks for the rescue!
[the forty eighth panel shows the science librarian examining the piles of dust that used to be the zombies]
SCIENCE LIBRARIAN: It was my pleasure! You know, incinerating a zombie destroys the reanimation virus and leaves behind an organic fertilizer rich in nitrates and numerous essential micro-nutrients! I use a lot of this stuff in my garden, mind if I take some?
NARRATOR: Recycling ... It's the key to sustainable living!
[the forty ninth panel shows the librarian smiling]
LIBRARIAN: Time to get the book back to its original goal ...
SCIENCE LIBRARIAN: It sure is!
MALE STUDENT: [whispering] They both have beards. What does that mean?
[the fiftieth panel shows the librarian pointing at a copy of the comic book, as the sun shines brightly and birds soar overhead in the background]
LIBRARIAN: Fighting zombies is fun, and we had a lot of fun today, but what really matters is that you, the student, understand the vital role the library plays in your college education! And now that we've got your attention, the next several pages feature step-by-step instructions on how to put our library resources to use! Hang on to this book and refer to it as often as needed. Thanks for letting us entertain you. Enjoy your time at McPherson College and Miller Library! Good luck, and remember ... Study hard, and the sky's the limit!

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From mcpherson.edu:

Even small academic libraries can be confusing for students. Miller Library developed this graphic novel guide to our library resources in an effort to connect with students in an interesting and unique way. Sure, lectures on databases and interlibrary loan are important and can provide in-depth information. But let's face it; we all have tons of information shooting at us from all directions, all the time. Why pay attention to what the librarian is saying when you can just Google something?

Well, because Googling something only scratches the surface. Understanding how to best sift through and use the massive amounts of information that bombard us is what librarians do.

Librarians know how to find stuff. Important stuff. We are what you call information literate, and you can be too. Information literacy/library instruction at McPherson College is very important. We want you to know how to use the library's resources for your coursework and for your future careers.

Most importantly, we want you to enjoy the library. We don't want to just give you a tour of the place and call it quits. We want you to view the library in a different way. It's not just a building full of books (although that seems incredible enough to some of us). It is a place that can literally save your day, whether you need to find that oen bit of crucial for your research or you find yourself trapped by a horde of flesh-eating zombies.

We want you to view the library and those who work here as being dedicated to your academic survival and success. And in the case of the story that follows, we just want to keep you alive. We hope you enjoy this guide as much as we have enjoyed creating it.

- The Staff of Miller Library

Special thanks go out to the students, staff, and faculty who graciously lent me their likenesses, thus giving this absurd little zombie drama a much-needed air of authenticity (there's a sentence never before written in the history of the English language). They are, in order of appearance:
Torey Fry, Kyle Smith, Audrey McTaggart, Fred Miller, Casey Maxon, contest winners Dale Schwartz and Aspen Frey, Brandon Berry, Kelsey Stucky, Irene Upson, Adam James, Adriana Dreier, and last but not least, Dr. Jonathan Frye, who for some odd reason just keeps popping up in the comics I draw.

- C. Michael Hall

Story by C. Michael Hall and Matt Upson
Written and drawn by C. Michael Hall
Colors by Dustin Evans
Instructional Text Pages by Matt Upson

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From acrl.org:

Zombie attacks
How they can contribute to the success of your library

Matt Upson and
C. Michael Hall

Wow! The viral explosion of our Library of the Living Dead comic was totally unexpected by any of us at McPherson College. Mike Hall and I had a great time creating it, and we had some fantastic support from our campus community, but we had no idea that it would be viewed more than 1.3 million times in less than two months. I think this speaks to the utility of creativity and innovation in librarianship. And the great thing is... anyone can do this. Anyone can generate interest in his or her library. It doesn't have to be a graphic novel. It just has to hit people in a different spot than they are used to. It has to grab their attention and be a little (or a lot) quirky. But here's the bottom line: it has to be fun. It has to be fun for the team of librarians as they create, and it has to be fun for the intended audience.

Why a comic?

There have been resources that I created for undergrads that were dumped in the trash the second I finished my lecture. Why? They were informative. They were accurate. They were definitely relevant (assuming the student wanted a good grade on his or her research paper). So, why did my handout end up being discarded so often? I have to believe that it was because I just wasn't having fun with it. And neither were the students.

I know there are a lot of people who argue that we shouldn't coax or trick students into the library with gimmicks. When I started at McPherson College, I felt the same way. I wanted students to come in on their own initiative. Sure, I'd advertise our services, but ultimately I believed that the inherent educational appeal of the traditional library would draw students in. But I was wrong. College students are a tough crowd. They're loud. They're scared. They're uncomfortable. They're busy. They're bored.

We had parties. We invited other campus groups to come in and hold their events in the library. It got pretty raucous at times, and we ended up with a lot of spilled drinks and overflowing trash cans. But any frustration over the messiness and "misuse" of the library were assuaged by the success we had in drawing the students in and making them comfortable with the space. We added popular leisure books and graphic novels. We shifted some furniture around and bought a couple cozy chairs for our stacks. We asked art classes to create unique works that could be installed in the library. Students filled out surveys at a holiday party for a chance to win a Kindle. The comic guide was merely the culmination of a concerted effort to make the library a more hospitable and inviting place for students.

How we did it

We were making progress. Students were warming to the library as a social gathering place, but they weren't truly diving into the resources just yet. We still needed a unique and interesting way to teach information literacy. I was the only professional librarian and non-student staff member, so I handled a large load of reference questions and performed one-shot library instruction sessions.

We all know that undergraduates are entering college with few information literacy skills and little understanding of the purpose or function of a library. Despite the valiant efforts of school librarians, many students leave high school without ever really using library resources to conduct research.

We have all encountered similar issues at our reference desks. Students have no idea what a peer-reviewed journal is or why Wikipedia/Google can't suffice for their research. They don't know how to use a catalog or realize that they can borrow resources from other libraries for free. We (and more than a few of you) simply do not have the staff to address these questions at a broad fundamental level and in an immediate way (as opposed to the time-consuming and arduous process of officially adding information literacy standards to the curriculum). Therein lay the spark for the zombie guide.

Initially we considered making a series of short instructional films lampooning the "zombie apocalypse" genre, but being closet film-geeks, we wanted to make bigger, better movies than our microscopic budget would allow. Luckily, we had Mike Hall, a nontraditional student with a professional background in comic books and cartooning, and virtually no life to speak of (which gave him time to draw all kinds of ridiculous stuff). In comic books, the action isn't restrained by a budget. The shift from film-to-comic unleashed us to do whatever we wanted—which, as it turned out, was zombify the entire staff, kill them off in hilariously inventive and educational ways, and wrap things up with a flamethrower and a hovercraft. Almost as soon as we announced the project, students and faculty expressed excitement, but once we released the finished cover art as a sort of "teaser," seemingly everyone on campus was on the edge of their seats waiting for the book to be wrapped up and released.

The production process was fairly straightforward, beginning with a series of collaborative brainstorming sessions to work out a "mission plan" and a loose story, which Mike then turned into a script. Mike drew each page in pencil, inked it, then scanned it and added the dialogue to each page digitally. After sending the pages to a Dustin Evans—a frequent collaborator of Mike's from his days in the comics biz—for digital coloring, Mike assembled the book and hired a print-on-demand printer he had used on previous projects to produce the finished product.

There were some creative challenges along the way, of course: capturing the architecture of the building, incorporating likenesses of students and student workers into the action, pausing to handle research questions in the middle of drawing a page...but it all came together over the span of a few months, and for a very small sum of money.

Of course, the most obvious elements of the comic are the fantastic illustrations that Mike created. But the intellectual heft (sorry Mike) and primary purpose of the resource can be found at the back of the book. I created tutorials on Dewey, catalog searching, scholarly journals, interlibrary loan, and a basic research flowchart. You'll notice that though I tend to be wordy, I tried to keep the style and language informal so the students wouldn't be thrown off by the already unfamiliar material.

Additionally, Mike livened up the pages by including graphics from the comic as the background for the "boring" stuff. And, yes, I made a mistake on one of the Boolean Venn diagrams...but we can easily correct that in the master file and print off corrected copies, if needed. The same goes for the actual illustrations. If the physical organization of the library changes and the comic panels no longer make spatial sense, a new panel can be drawn to replace the outdated one. The comic is very adaptable and can be used even if major changes occur at the library.

The comic was created out of necessity. We simply saw an immediate need, recognized our ability to create a fun and unique resource at low cost, and moved forward. McPherson College's library is not equipped to perform the kind of formal assessment that is ideal in an academic library. Still, I consulted the ACRL Information Literacy Competency Standards prior to and during the creation of the resource.

We feel that the comic addresses Standard Two, which states that "the information literate student accesses needed information effectively and efficiently." Performance indicators 1 through 4 under that standard discuss search and retrieval methods and strategies, as well as the refining of those behaviors. In our opinion, the comic is a direct attempt to inform and enable an information literate student. Of course, the formal assessment of those standards may never occur, but we can note shifts in the attitudes of students and other campus community members.

The fact that 40 students (on a 600-student campus) showed up to our release party to get their own copies of the guide reveals a lot. Seeing them lounge around the library reading an instructional resource on their own time with no prodding tells me we did something right. We were somehow able to get a load of undergraduates to be interested in the library for at least a short period of time, and that just feels great. Perhaps the gut feeling has no place in an academic library, but I would argue that following one's instincts as a librarian can lead to an increased impact and relevance in the lives of students.

An unintended result

There was no way that we could foresee the huge amount of hits the resource would have in such a short amount of time. For a small college like McPherson, that kind of publicity is unheard of. Although we do not know how the unintentional advertising will work out for the school, we know that there are possibilities. ACRL's recent Value of Academic Libraries report highlights the importance of the academic library in recruiting and retaining students and faculty. Innovative, tailored, unique resources can promote the vitality of an institution and encourage high quality prospective students and staff to seek out that place for their education or a potential job. We created the comic to appeal to our current students and did not anticipate the possibilities for promoting the institution as a whole.

Conclusion

The goal of all of our experiments, including the comic, was to give students ownership of the library, to instill a sense of pride and participation. We wanted them to gain a feeling of reciprocity or even symbiosis with the library: neither of us can truly thrive without the other. I think the comic really drives this point home. As I mentioned in the introduction to the comic, the library is a place that can save your day. The storyline exaggerates this point by placing the students in a hypothetical (but very possible, right?) zombie attack and relying on the library and librarian to find a solution together. That interdependence is the essence of all our efforts.

I hope that our guide has inspired other librarians to move forward on their own creative ideas, no matter how ridiculous they may seem. Find those on your staff or in your community who could use their talents to fuel an innovative, fun, and probably inexpensive project. If you can locate and harness the enthusiasm of those around you, the task of creating a vibrant library becomes much easier. My student librarian loved to draw comics and was good at it. I gave him the opportunity to run with it. That's what worked for us. Find what can work with your library. Ask your peers and patrons what they would do to make the library their own, and give them ways to do it. Tell them what they can do instead of what they can't, and you will find that your library has more life in it than you thought. Even if most of the patrons are zombies.

P.S. I cannot believe I got to shoot a flamethrower in the library! Of course, it was just my comic "self" doing the damage, albeit a significantly fitter version of me, but still...

Monday, February 9, 2015

Case Study No. 1830: Mrs. Jones

Librarians in Comic Books... Betty and Archie!
2:41
From: Betty (1997) #51
Tags: librarians comic books archie andrews betty cooper veronica lodge
Added: 9 months ago
From: ComixLibrary
Views: 87

[the first panel shows an older female librarian (short grey hair, glasses, blue sweater, black blouse, red skirt) pushing a bookcart in the Riverdale Public Library, when she stops and talks to Betty sitting at one of the tables]
MRS. JONES: What are you reading, Betty?
BETTY: Mythology! I'm reading about Paris and Helen of Troy!
[the second panel shows the librarian pointing at the book]
MRS. JONES: A terrific twosome ... sort of like you and Archie!
BETTY: Huh? Archie and me?
[the third panel shows them talking]
MRS. JONES: Sure! Who knows! Someday you and Archie may become a famous couple!
BETTY: Hey ... Yeah!!
[the fourth panel shows Betty starting to daydream, as a thought bubble appears showing Archie dressed in Victorian-era garb]
BETTY: We do make a great pair ... sort of like Romeo and Juliet!
ARCHIE: But soft ... what light through yonder window breaks? Yo! It's Betty!
[the fifth panel shows Betty (dressed in a similar style of clothing) walking out onto the balcony]
BETTY: Archie! Archie! Wherefore art thou, Archie?
[the sixth panel shows Betty peering down from the balcony, as something makes a loud "Crash!" noise]
BETTY: Huh?
ARCHIE: [from off camera] Yeow!
[the seventh panel shows Archie lying on the ground, as a guard comes running up toward him]
BETTY: Archie! What happened?
ARCHIE: I-I fell as I was climbing up to your balcony!
[the eighth panel shows Betty and the librarian back at the library, as an elderly male patron (apparently upset about the volume of their conversation) gives them a stern look]
BETTY: Then again, I'm not sure Archie is the Romeo type!
MRS. JONES: Maybe not! He's more of a primitive romantic!
[the ninth panel shows Betty daydreaming again]
BETTY: Humm ... He is a guy who could sweep a girl off her feet!
[the tenth panel shows Betty dressed as Jane (in a leopard-skin leotard) standing in a treehouse]
ARCHIE: [from off camera] Ahhieeahh!
BETTY: What is that primitive call that makes my heart beat so fast?
[the eleventh panel shows Betty covering her face coyly with her hands]
BETTY: Is it my handsome mate?
[the twelfth panel shows Archie (dressed as Tarzan and thumping his chest) swining on a vine]
ARCHIE: Ahheeeahh!
[the thirteenth panel shows Archie swinging right into the side of the treehouse with a loud "Smash!"]
BETTY: Gulp! Uh-oh!
[the fourteenth panel shows Betty running up to a near-unconscious Archie]
BETTY: Yup! It's Tarzarch all right!
[the fifteenth panel shows Betty and the librarian (holding a Bible) back at the library]
MRS. JONES: Then again, maybe you two are more of a famous Biblical couple!
BETTY: Humm ...
[the sixteenth panel shows a closeup of Betty's face, as she holds up a finger in the air (signifying that inspiration has struck)]
BETTY: Yeah! Like Samson and Delilah!
[the seventeenth panel shows another dream sequence where Archie (shirtless with bulging muscles and long flowing hair) stands in front of Betty reclining on a couch]
BETTY: So tell me, big boy! What is the secret of your power?
[the eighteenth panel shows Archie fluffing up his hair]
ARCHIE: It's in my hair, beautiful!
[the nineteenth panel shows Archie smiling smugly, while Betty imagines a wingnut (signifying her thoughts on the intelligence of what Archie is saying)]
ARCHIE: I owe everything to Mister Macho Shampoo!
[the twentieth panel shows Betty and the librarian back at the library]
MRS. JONES: Personally, I think you two are more like Antony and Cleopatra!
BETTY: Now that's an interesting thought!
[the twenty first panel shows another dream sequence where Betty (dressed in ancient Egyptian garb) looks disapprovingly at Archie and Reggie (both dressed as Roman gladiators)]
REGGIE: Friends, Romans and countrymen, lend me your ears!
BETTY: Hey!
[the twenty second panel shows Betty pointing at Reggie]
BETTY: Who let that snake in here?
REGGIE: Boo! Hiss!
[the twenty third panel shows Archie running up to Betty with his lips puckered]
ARCHIE: Forget him, Cleo, sweetie and kiss me!
[the twenty fourth panel shows Betty holding out her hand to stop him]
BETTY: No! No! I'd better not!
ARCHIE: Must you always be the Queen of Denial!
[the twenty fifth panel shows Betty and the librarian back at the library, as Archie and Veronica walk in together]
MRS. JONES: Speaking of Archie, there he is now! Bye!
BETTY: Huh! What's he doing with Veronica? He's supposed to be taking me to lunch?
[the twenty sixth panel shows Archie and Veronica talking to Betty (who has an angry look on her face)]
ARCHIE: Hi, Betty! I asked Ron to join us for lunch!
VERONICA: I hope you don't mind!
[the twenty seventh panel shows standing up from the desk and forcing a smile (as the librarian watches from the front desk)]
BETTY: Heh! Heh! No! Of course not! The more the merrier!
ARCHIE: Good! We'll wait for you outside!
[the twenty eighth panel shows the librarian whispering to Betty]
MRS. JONES: [whispering] I guess I spoke too soon about you and Archie being a famous couple!
BETTY: [whispering] I know, Misses Jones! It's difficult to become a terrific twosome ...
[the twenty ninth panel shows Betty pointing angrily at Archie and Veronica as they walk towards the exit]
BETTY: When you're always involved in a love triangle!

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From comics.org:

Betty #51
(July 1997)
Archie, 1992 Series

A Couple Of Problems
Betty / comic story / 6 pages

Credits

Script: Kathleen Webb
Pencils: Stan Goldberg
Inks: Mike Esposito
Colors: Barry Grossman
Letters: Bill Yoshida

Content Information

Genre: Teen
Characters: Betty Cooper; Mrs. Jones the librarian; Archie Andrews; Veronica Lodge; Reggie Mantle (dream sequence only)
Synopsis: While in the library, Betty imagines herself and Archie as great literary couples such as Romeo and Juliet, Tarzan and Jane, Samson and Delilah, and Antony and Cleopatra.

Reprints

* in Betty and Veronica Double Digest Magazine (Archie, 1987 series) #207 (January 2013)

Indexer Notes

Credits from the printed credits in Betty and Veronica Double Digest (Archie, 1987 series) #207.

Thursday, February 5, 2015

Case Study No. 1822: "A Trained Librarian is a Powerful Search Engine with a Heart, Mrs. Kiley, Mrs. Byage, et al."

The portrayal of librarians in comic strips (Part VII)
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A Trained Librarian is a Powerful Search Engine with a Heart, Mrs. Kiley, Mrs. Byage, et al.
Tags: librarians comic strips
Added: 11 months ago
From: ComixLibrary
Views: 12

From cartoonistgroup.com:

Cartoonist(s): Bob Thaves and Tom Thaves
Comic/Cartoon: Frank and Ernest
Viewable Date: 2006-02-21

The letters "F" and "E" are watching three "female" letters walk by ("S", "H", "H") and "F" says "I understand they're librarians."

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From comicgenesis.com:

The Mansion of E #2215
10/07/2009

[[Rosemary and Sylvester are climbing in the dark between the River of Fire and the Great Chasm.]]
Rosemary: You live on top of all these "beasties", and you never thought to read Wuttgutt?
Sylvester: Never heard of the book before today. ...Although..Wuttgutt.. That name's familar. Have to ask Amos.

[[Outline of Amos angrily emerging from his and Nellie's apartment.]]
Rosemary: OK, who's this Amos? Another brother of yours?
Sylvester: Oh, right. You haven't met.. No. Wait. You have met him. He and his wife Nellie are Great-Uncle Frederick's neighbors.

[[Outline of a young Sylvester being loaded down with books by Amos.]]
Sylvester: He was.. still is.. the Mansion's librarian. She's the gardener.
Rosemary: ..Is he always that grumpy?
Sylvester: He and Frederick.. have a History. Don't ask him about it. Just tell him you want to read books, and you'll have a friend for life.

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From gocomics.com:

Monty
by Jim Meddick

Monty puts his hand on the shoulder of a young woman with a bun in her hair and glasses, telling his friend "Hey Gretch, I want you to meet my new girlfriend, Judith... "

The woman responds "Hi Gretch" (but the text is written in very tiny font to simulate a quiet voice), so Gretch responds by cupping a hand to her ear and asking "Pardon?"

Monty says "Oh... Um, Judith's in the habit of speaking quietly because she works as a librarian." Gretch then asks "Say... I've always wanted to ask a librarian... Do you ever get really frustrated at work... and want to shout and go Arrg! But you can't?"

She responds (again in barely legible print) "Well, occasionally I do get rather irritated, but I've never felt the need to resort to verbal outbursts."

Gretch simply gets a blank look on her face and says "I'll take that as a 'No.'"

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From cartoonistgroup.com:

Cartoonist(s): Dave Coverly
Comic/Cartoon: Speed Bump
Viewable Date: 2012-07-31

An elderly man is sitting in his study surrounded by books, when his wife walks up and says "Bad news. It turns out we can't leave our bodies to library science."

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From grimmy.com:

"Mother Goose & Grimm"
October 14, 2007

[Ralph the dog walks up to the elderly female librarian holding a book]
Ralph: I checked out this book last week.
[he holds up the book]
Ralph: But I accidentally spilled super glue all over it.
Librarian: Did you like the book?
Ralph: ...I couldn't put it down.

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From cartoonstock.com:

Artist: Toos, Andrew

A man is looking at a male librarian behind the desk, who tells him "That book is not available at this branch, this library system or this solar system, but we can order it for you."

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From overcompensating.com:

Panel #1 (Jeff and Weedmaster P are standing in the library)
Jeff: Whu-- what is this place?
Weedmaster P: Welcome to the liberry, chickendick! We have to learn how Spring Break started so you can let us enjoy it!

Panel #2 (the female librarian walks up behind Jeff)
Jeff: Why can't we just look it up on the intarwub? Why do we have to actually go somewhere?
Librarian: Sir, you can't be in the library with no shirt on.

Panel #3 (Jeff yells at Weedmaster P)
Jeff: Screw the library! I'm going back to the intarwub where you ain't supposed to wear clothes!
Weedmaster P: Wow, it turns out Spring Break is the anniversary of when God built the universe in seven days ...

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From gocomics.com:

Frazz
by Jef Mallett

Frazz is talking to a male librarian sitting behind the information desk, asking "Caulfield checked out how many books?"

The librarian replies "For his summer reading project, he said."

The next panel shows the young boy sitting in a tree reading a collection of "Far Side" comic strips (as the pile of library books sit at the base of the tree, obviously used as "stairs" to climb to the highest branch).

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From netcom.com:

Guy and Brad Gilchrist, Nancy. 30 April 1999.

Nancy, holding a copy of The Wind in the Willows, says to the librarian, "Hi... I'd like to return this book, Ma'am..."

"Okey dokey."

"But... I was wondering... Last month I returned a book a week late, and you charged me a dime...

"I'm returning this one a week early.. Can I have my dime back?"

The librarian looks confused by this train of thought.

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From cartoonstock.com:

Artist: Artz, Sally

A female librarian is on top of a ladder shelving books, when she looks down at the man looking up her skirt and says "Well, go and browse somewhere else!"

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From chron.com:

Six Chix
(c) 2012 Stephanie Piro

Librarian: I'd be happy to sign you up for a library card. I just need some info... A photo ID, proof of address, your favorite color, your sign and your relationship status!

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From allposters.com:

Female librarian with a sign behind her that reads 'Thank You for Not Speaking'
By: Frank Cotham

About the Artist
Frank Cotham was educated at the University of Memphis and went on to join the production department at WHBQ-TV. In 1986, when "the other guy" in the art department quit, Cotham followed suit and decided he'd give full-time cartooning a try. He has been a cartoonist for The New Yorker since 1993.

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From cartoonistgroup.com:

Cartoonist(s): Hilary Price
Comic/Cartoon: Rhymes with Orange
Viewable Date: 2013-06-05

Entitled "Library of Congress" (over a newspaper with the headline "Dewey Decimal Wins!"), the strip shows a female librarian sitting at the reference desk, answering a question: "Presidential biographies? Between fiction and nonfiction."

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From livejournal.com:

A trained librarian is a powerful search engine with a heart
Nov. 30th, 2012 at 7:06 AM by Sarah McIntyre

I've been getting loads of e-mails from librarians asking if they could buy a poster version of the sign I made for the Mass Lobby of Parliament for School Libraries in October. (Thanks to New York and Chicago public libraries and others for the big boost! I lost track after about 8,000 Facebook shares. And thanks to those of you who piped up on their sites to say I'd drawn it!) I looked around at several websites, but they were charging quite a lot of money if you wanted to buy the posters, so I thought I'd just offer them as free downloadable PDF files, if anyone would like to make some copies off your own printer for your library. Please do spread the link to this post if you know anyone you think would like their own poster!

[cartoon of a young male superhero with a book on his back instead of a cape, flying through the air with the caption "A TRAINED LIBRARIAN IS A POWERFUL SEARCH ENGINE with a HEART"]

Instead of charging you, I'd just love to know where these are all going! If you could leave me any clues in the comments at the bottom of this blog post, I'd really appreciate it. Your name (just first, if you want), your school, and where it is, or anything else you'd like to say to cheer on your fellow librarians!

I also uploaded the design as t-shirts to Spreadshirt. I haven't actually seen a printed up shirt yet, so if you buy one, I'd be so pleased if you could send me a photo of you wearing it! And let me know what you think of it, if the printing's good, the fabric's okay, that sort of thing.

You can buy more campaign-related posters over on Carel Press, and read ongoing updates about the campaign by super-librarian Barbara Band and others over on the Mass Lobby for School Libraries Facebook page. The group's still lobbying hard to give every school the right to have its own library with a trained librarian. Basic stuff, folks!

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From gocomics.com:

Big Nate
by Lincoln Peirce

The female librarian greets Francis as he walks into the library, and he says "Hi, Mrs. Kiley! I brought my friends Nate and Teddy!"

She welcomes them ("Hello, boys! Will you be joining us in the book club from now on?"), and Nate replies "Uh... that depends on what happens next week."

She answers "Well, we're going to start reading a wonderful novel about a... " but Nate interrupts her ("I was talking about the snack next week").

She gives a dejected "Ah," as Nate continues ("Anything chocolate and I'm in!") while Teddy chimes in ("But no walnuts, I hate walnuts").

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From precociouscomic.com:

Autumn: "You seem defensive. Why wouldn't you want to spread the word about your blog?"
[[Ivy listening]]
Autumn: "Could it be you fear the stigma? Is it too weird to have friends and family read your writing?"
Autumn [[off screen]]: "Or maybe you don't want your librarian husband to see you declared TV Guide 'The finest literature anyone needs.'"
Ivy [[face-palm!]]: "I'm doomed."

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From darthsanddroids.net:

GM: What kind of character do you want to play, Sally?
Sally: Someone smart! And sensible. And not stupid looking.
Obi-Wan: Let me handle this.
GM: Okay.
Obi-Wan: Thank you for letting me into the Jedi Archives, Miss... that's you, Sally. You're a librarian.
Librarian: Miss Jocasta Nu!
Obi-Wan: Thank you, Miss Nu. I owe you one.
GM: Right. Sally, you're a keen assistant who craves advent-
Librarian: I'm a little old lady with long robes! And chopsticks in my hair!
Librarian: How can I help you, young man?
Obi-Wan: I need-
Librarian: Hey! Quiet back there! This is a library, you know!!
Librarian: Sorry, go on.
Obi-Wan: I'm trying to locate a plan-
Librarian: Oy! You lot! No eating in the library! Do I come around to your house and read books?!
Obi-Wan: -et called Kamino.
Librarian: Tough luck! All the books about planets were eaten by dogs.
Obi-Wan: Um...
Librarian: Also, you don't have a library card any more 'cause you're suspended. So get lost!
GM: Mmmm. Well handled.

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From condenaststore.com:

"Where do you stash the porno, Cookie?" - New Yorker Cartoon
By: Warren Miller

Published April 19, 1969

"Where do you stash the porno, Cookie?"

Dirty old man speaking to female librarian.

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From catandgirl.com:

[[Girl is sitting at a desk writing on a piece of paper. Behind her is a radio supported on two filing cabinets.]]
[[Pencil: Scratch Scratch]]
Radio: This is NPR News
Radio: When you think of librarians you might think
Radio: of a lady with her hair in a bun and a finger to her lips / [[Girl frowns]]
[[Girl slams desk]]
Girl: AUGH!
Radio: What?
Girl: When I think of librarians I think of EVERY SINGLE news story starting with -
Girl: "When you think of librarians you might think of a lady with her hair in a bun and a finger to her lips"
Girl: When the ONLY people who think that are journalists who apparently haven't been inside a public library since they finished reading all seventy-two volumes of THE BOBBSEY TWINS!
Radio: When you think of librarians you might think of a lady asking the man by the photocopy machine who smells like feces not to talk to himself too loud
[[Girl folds her arms on the desk and lays her head on them, sulking]]
Girl: It's a start.
Radio: Up next. Comics aren't just for kids anymore!

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From fborfw.com:

Publication Date: 1985-05-14
Collection Book: The Last Straw

Description: In the school library Michael tells a joke to Lawrence, Gordon, and Janice. He asks what is short and fat and sounds like a leaky inner tube. Instantly the librarian, Mrs. Byage, lets out a long Shhhhhhhhh which answers his question. Everyone laughs.

Caption: Hey, guys... what's short an' fat an' sounds like an inner tube with a hole in it?!! Shhhhhhhhhhhh!!!