Case Study No. 2109: The Librarian (Nick R)

The Librarian
3:10
The Librarian

Nick R

(P) Innertek Recordings

Released on: 2013-06-11

Composer Lyricist: Nick R
Music Publisher: copyright control

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From apple.com:

The Hunt
Nick R

Genres: Electronic, Music
Released: Jun 05, 2013

1. The Hunt
2. The Librarian

Case Study No. 2104: "Jen, she's a librarian"

In the Army Kid
3:36
In the Army Kid

Of Montreal

(P) Bar None Records

Released on: 2000-04-25

Author: Kevin Barnes
Author: Dottie Alexander
Author: Andy
Author: Davey Pierce
Author: Derek Almstea
Author: Jamey Huggins
Composer: Kevin Barnes
Composer: Dottie Alexander
Composer: Andy
Composer: Davey Pierce
Composer: Derek Almstea
Composer: Jamey Huggins

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From flavorwire.com:

"In the Army Kid" - Of Montreal

Our innocent protagonist is "riding to the station on the bus" because he wants to pick out some library books. Jen, a librarian who's not his type and sounds like a bit of a cougar, always hunts his "butt." He can't ditch the situation because there are bills to pay - whatever that means.

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From wikia.com:

This song is performed by Of Montreal and appears on the album Horse & Elephant Eatery (No Elephants Allowed): The Singles And Songles Album (1997).

Riding to the station on the bus
Cause I wanna pick out some books
But Jen, she's a librarian
and she hunts my butt to this day
Usually the bills make me stay
the night at banks so...

Sorry but you're just not my type
You know I'll walk you home anyway
Did you know I had a funny dream
and in it I was in the army

Riding to the station on the bus
Cause I wanna pick out some books
But Jen, she's a librarian
So it's time to get down, spin on the ground
And say I wanna turn the daytime into dusk
If you're very tired we can simply retire
and say I wanna turn the nighttime into day

Sorry but you're just not my type
You know I'll walk you home anyway
Did you know I had a funny dream
and in it I was in the army

Case Study No. 2092: The Librarian (Counting Glaciers)

The Librarian
3:29
The Librarian

Counting Glaciers
R Smith

(P) 2015 Nub Music

Released on: 2015-02-22

Music Publisher: Nub Music

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From amazon.com:

Counting Glaciers

Release Date: February 22, 2015
Label: Nub Music
Copyright: (C) 2015 Nub Country Records
Total Length: 40:54
Genres: Folk

1. Counting Glaciers
2. Weather or Not
3. Bethlehem
4. Say It
5. The Librarian
6. Lullabye
7. Scottish Prayer
8. Shadows
9. D-Dance
10. Bad Boy

Case Study No. 2084: "Ze Librarian"

Ze Librarian
6:53
Ze Librarian

No-One

(P) 033Recordingz

Released on: 2009-07-30

Composer: Danny Eyles
Composer: John Woollard
Music Publisher: D.R

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From amazon.com:

Woodpecker Beach EP
No-One

Original Release Date: July 22, 2009
Label: 033Recordingz
Copyright: (c) 033Recordingz
Total Length:30:49
Genres: Electronica, House

1. Woodpecker Beach
2. Woodpecker Beach (Dub Mix)
3. Ze Librarian
4. Pablo

Case Study No. 2078: Arthur and the Librarian

Island of the Lotus Eaters Teaser One
0:29
www.arthurandthe librarian.com
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Deep into your heart I'll climb
Into Fabled Hollows ...
Arthur and the Librarian
The Island of the Lotus Eaters

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From bandcamp.com:

Lotophagi
by Arthur and the Librarian

From the forthcoming album, Island of the Lotus Eaters.
engineered/mixed: Chuck Crittenden
mastered: Chris Common
photo for cover: Jason Stoff

lyrics
Oh We found an island in the moonlight, we're never going home

and we beseech you king of love! just leave us alone!

we sailed all the night

Deeper In the forest of the isle, the lotus dust swirls and beguiles oh no

Sweets of peaceful apathy we'll never be this happy again, again.

Oh and the night was wild, the natives cried out in bucolic drone

We made an offering up to love, just leave us alone

We danced/sang all night, we're singing Oh oh oh

Oh we found an island in the moonlight, we're never going home

Oh and we beseech you king of love leave us alone

The night was wild the natives cried out in bucolic drone

We made an offering up to love, just leave us alone!

Deeper in your heart I'll climb, into fabled hallows

Even if you lose your mind to stars up in the sky.
credits
released 06 January 2015
released 6 January 2015
Arthur Crittenden- Acoustic & Vocals
Aubrey Howard- Ukulele & Vocals
Chris Fenter- Drums
Chuck Crittenden- Lead Guitar & Others
Sean Gartner- Bass
Ryan Foizey- Trumpet

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From facebook.com:

Arthur and the Librarian is a folk/indie band formed by Arthur Gregory Crittenden and Aubrey Howard, with friends filling in along the way. Our music is best listened to on a sunny day.

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From wordpress.com:

Arthur and the Librarian got their start when Arthur and Aubrey began playing music together one fateful Autumn evening. The band expanded quickly when Arthur's brother Chuck came on to play guitar for their live performance. A few shows later two friends, Chris and Sean, came aboard to round out the band. Now the 5 of them continue to write and make new music at every opportunity.

They have released one record (Reverend Whitepigeon Speaks on Love and the End of the World) and are releasing their second, Island of the Lotus Eaters, in February 2015.

The band continues to grow in depth and in spirit with each passing moment. As the last few years have brought constant change to all of their lives, they have become closer and closer with each other. They look forward to continue bringing their unique take on indie-folk to a broader audience as the years go on.

Case Study No. 2072: The Librarian (Sven Scott)

Librarian (Danny Ritch Remix)
6:25
Librarian
Danny Ritch Remix

Sven Scott

(P) 2011 Purple Gate Records

Released on: 2011-09-28

Associated Performer: Sven Scott
Remixer: Danny Ritch
Composer: Sven Scott
Music Publisher: Copyright Control

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From amazon.com:

Scott Tale's Album
Sven Scott

Original Release Date: September 28, 2011
Label: Purple Gate Records
Copyright: (c) 2011 Purple Gate Records
Total Length: 58:41

1. Digital Kitchen (Original Mix)
2. Histerya (Original Mix)
3. Northdale (Original Mix)
4. Supermarket (Original Mix)
5. Insomnia (Original Mix)
6. Chilli Pepper (Original Mix)
7. Librarian (Danny Ritch Remix)
8. Missing (Danny Ritch Remix)
9. Coconouts (Original Mix)
10. Fiume (Original Mix)

Case Study No. 2059: Alex "Archivist" Markey

Archivist - Phoebe Bug (Blankstairs)
5:38
blankstairs.band camp.com/album/migration
sound cloud.com/archivistseattle
Tags: Techno (Musical Genre)
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From bandcamp.com:

Migration
by Archivist

1. Migration 07:17
2. Phoebe Bug 05:42
3. Trophic 07:23
4. Ganymede In Transit 08:05
5. Migration (Josef Gaard Remix) 08:29

Archivist's 'Migration' EP is a multi-dimensional exploration and experiment in sonics and uses of sincere emotional movement to elicit listener feedback. The EP maintains an effective balance between practical motion and subjective listening while remaining free of convolution.

Alex Markey (Archivist) has been an active part of Seattle's growing techno scene, along with the superb Secondnature crew. For the last few years he's seen success as an incredibly prominent DJ, curator, and event promoter known for his lengthy, tactile and proficient sets. Archivist has shared bills with Tin Man, Efdemin, Israel Vines and a host of others. The 'Migration' EP is Markey's debut release and acts as his commentary on a form of musical expression that's best to leave uncategorized. Expect to hear more from this talented DJ and producer as his journey continues.
credits
released 27 January 2015

All songs written and produced by Alex Markey
Official Remix written and produced by Josef Gaard
Cover Art by Christian Villacillo
Layout by Nathaniel Young
Mastered by Dietrich Schoenemann at Complete
Catalogue: BST007
www.blnkstrs.com
tags
tags: electronic experimental oregon Portland

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From xlr8r.com:

An established DJ and event promoter in the Seattle scene - and a member of the city's Secondnature collective - Alex Markey (a.k.a. Archivist) will release his debut EP as a producer later this month via the burgeoning Blankstairs label. Titled the Migration EP, the record will offer four dense efforts from Markey (as well as a remix from Secondnature cohort Josef Gaard), including the elongated "Trophic." Stretching out past the seven-minute mark, "Trophic" is an efficient techno production, one which allows only pieces of effected percussion and a sparse bass sequence to peak out above its bleak, hazy atmospheres. Archivist's "Trophic" track can be downloaded in full below before his Migration EP sees an official release on January 27 via Blankstairs.

Case Study No. 2054: "Find the Librarian"

Find the Librarian
1:50
Find the Librarian

Zinc LeMone

(P) 2014 FILM SCORE LLC

Released on: 2013-12-17

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From apple.com:

Republique Ep1: Exordium
Zinc LeMone

Genres: Soundtrack, Music, Electronic
Released: Dec 17, 2013

1. Republique
2. Exordium
3. A Way Out
4. Find the Librarian
5. 3-9-0-H
6. Rat in a Cage
7. Daemon
8. Separate Spheres
9. An Open Wound
10. The Grid
11. Under Cover of Darkness
12. Dissection

Case Study No. 2043: "Librarians, a Research Song"

Librarians: A Research Song
3:33
IMPORTANT: TURN ON ANNOTATIONS IF LYRICS ARE IMPORTANT TO YOU. If not then, don't, I guess.

So I had to write a research paper for a class, and I chose to do librarians. And the rest should be explained in the song.

The idea for the "Topic!" part comes from my friend, who when told I was writing a song about librarians, immediately said, "So you're gonna be like 'topic dadadadadada'."

Also: it is very hard to rhyme big long lists of non-rhyming words. You should be proud I made the effort.
Tags: Librarian (Profession) Song (Composition Type)
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I had no idea we'd be presenting
I had no inkling it was in anyone's plan
So I decided to write (quickly)
A song about librarians

And it goes like
Topic (dadadadadada)
Topic (dadadadadada)
Topic (dadadadadada)
Now let's actually get on topic

Librarians are people who
Went to ALA-accredited schools
And they got their master's degree
In the science of libraries

The ALA is the American Library Association
They're spread out all across the nation
According to the ALA, librarians are professionals
Who organize and preserve information and knowledge
They also provide library and information services
And last, but not least, deliver information products

Topic (dadadadadada)
Topic (dadadadadada)
Topic (dadadadadada)
Now let's actually get on topic

Librarians typically help patrons find the information they need
They read book reviews and catalogs to see what is available
They train and direct library staff
And index databases of materials
They organize books to make them easy to find
The plan programs like children's story time
They choose new books and materials
And plan the library budget
I know it seems like a lot, but it's their job to do it

Topic (dadadadadada)
Topic (dadadadadada)
Topic (dadadadadada)
Now let's actually get on topic

There are four typical types of librarian
School, public, academic, and special
Specialized librarians can work anywhere with information
Like universities, law firms, museums, and even hospitals

The three most common types of nonspecialized librarians
Are user, technology, and administrative services
User services librarians are the ones you see the most
They help patrons with library resources and check out books
Technology services librarians work mostly behind the scenes
They get, prepare, and classify all those new materials
Admin services librarians manage the library
They hire and supervise staff
Negotiate contracts for more materials
Budget
And sometimes conduct library fundraisers

Topic (dadadadadada)
Topic (dadadadadada)
Topic (dadadadadada)
Now let's actually get on topic

Did you know that there are such jobs as music librarians
They are, as you might have guessed, a type of special librarian
They're basically just librarians that archive music more often than books
Music librarians can work at
Academic libraries, radio and TV stations
Music publishers and dealers, music archives
And even bands and orchestras
Many of these music librarians
Also have a part-time career as a performer
Seems like a good fit for me
I mean, come on
I wrote a research song

So topic (dadadadadada)
Topic (dadadadadada)
Topic (dadadadadada)
I hope you learned something from this song

Case Study No. 2038: Unnamed Male Librarian (Ben Lerman)

The Librarian
3:40
The Librarian

Ben Lerman

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From benlerman.net:

Ben Lerman sings hilarious and catchy songs about love, pirates, Amish fashion, sex, and a violent bus ride in the Bronx. If Bo Burnham and Cam from "Modern Family" had a lovechild, it'd be this guy.

Biography
Ben Lerman plays colleges, clubs and festivals across the country. He's a popular guest on radio and podcast shows like The Frank DeCaro Show on Sirius XM and the Keith & the Girl Podcast, and he has appeared on Logo TV and Here TV. His debut music video was featured on Comedy Central's Atom.com and Logo TV. Ben was nominated for an Excellence in Comedy in New York Award for Best Musical Comedy Act in 2011. Ben's 10-piece jazz band, the Titanics, is currently in residence at NYC's Ace Hotel, playing jazz interpretations of Nicki Menaj, LMFAO, and other dancehall hits. Ben's debut CD and EP ("Ukelear Winter" + "Size Matters") are bundled together and available for purchase on iTunes and Amazon.com. Additionally, Ben writes, produces and hosts a live version of the classic 70s TV game show "Match Game" for special events around NYC.

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From sonicbids.com:

The Librarian

Written By: Ben Lerman

Didn't know where to find love
Where could it be?
So I conducted a survey informally
I asked a random sample
For love where should I look?
The most popular answer
Was in a romance book
Down at the library
That's where I learned about
But it was not a Harlequin
That I had to check out
Oh...

I'm in love with the librarian
Because he's very literary
I'm in love with the librarian
Yes indeed
I feel the need... the need to read
Oh

I love his sensible shirts
And his messy hair
Even his nerd alert glasses
Are black and square
I knew that it was magic
Before we ever kissed
By the titles on his
Recommended summer reading list
For such a quiet person
He's hyper sexual
Is it getting hot in here
Or intellectual?
Oh....

I'm in love with the librarian
Because he's gentle
And reading is fundamental
I'm in love with the librarian
When I'm noisy
Only he can quiet me
Oh...

When we're apart, lord I miss him
And his Dewey Decimal System
Wanna put our love to the test
Uderneath the reference desk
He knows the right sensation
To increase my circulation
We'll make the beast with two backs
Getting down in the stacks...

I'm in love with the librarian
He's very literary
Oh
Now I'm in love with the librarian
Oh yes indeed
I feel the need... to read

(SHHHH!!)

Case Study No. 2034: "Very Very Librarian"

VDub Sessions // Grooms plays "Very Very Librarian" (Episode 100)
2:58
http://grooms.band camp.com

VDub Sessions documents musicians on the move in Oklahoma.

Travis Johnson of the Brooklyn-based band Grooms hopped into a green 1977 VW Bus and performed his original song "Very Very Librarian" off of the 2013 album "Infinity Caller." Johnson has roots in Oklahoma and graduated from the University of Oklahoma.

For more VDub Sessions, check out... http://vdub sessions.com

This filming session happened because of ideas from http://fowler vw.com and http://thespy fmokc.com

Videography/Audio: Nathan Poppe + Tim Katz
Driver: Ferris O'Brien
Producer: Jonathan Fowler
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Very very librarian
Very very librarian now
Softly sorting through the stacks
Fifteen buttons down and pleated slacks

Somebody's making exceptions for you
Nobody cares but everyone knew
What you do
What you do
What you do at the Crescents in Rows

Walking talking limbless spines
Azzy, Stephen, where are the lines?

Somebodys making exceptions for you
Nobody cares but everyone knew
What you do
What you do
What you do at the Crescents in Rows

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From popmatters.com:

There is a strain of childishness running through Grooms' music. Or at least adolescence; their biggest song to date is called "Prom", after all. Whether it be singsong melodies or nostalgic hooks, a kind of youth fixation pervades Infinity Caller, the third and latest Grooms album.

Infinity Caller, in a bit of musical defiance, dares you to reminisce as you listen. Some songs come with titles that are pre-existing ("I Think We're Alone Now", the album's first single), while nearly every track has an element that's dangerously similar to some tune from your musical adolescence that you can't quite put your finger on. Luckily, Infinity Caller also has a lot of aplomb. The energy emanating from the speakers as opener "Lion Name" folds into its follow-up, "I Think We're Alone Now", creates a sugar high that crashes in line with the more serene "Sleep Detective" and "Iskra Goodbye". The latter, sung in girly tones by bassist Emily Ambruso, has potential to grate, but thankfully here Ambruso's vocals fit right in with the album's youthful motifs.

Song titles like "Play" and "Susie Jo" uphold their singsong connotations. Singer Travis Johnson has a limited range, but he manages to make moments like the "I miss everyone" refrain of the latter sound decently in-character. "Something I Learned Today" recounts a lesson-don't stare into the sun-both well-known among young ones and the neo-shoegaze contingent Grooms is sometimes lumped in with. Even "Very Very Librarian", Infinity Caller's most clearly interpretable song, comes across as more of an ode to a crush than an expression of adult love. It's also the song that most threatens to coast into lyrical cheesiness, but another chorus whose earworminess outweighs its derivation and saves it.

Grooms' musical dexterity, as well as this innocent spin, work together in setting these songs apart from so many ho-hum indie rock releases. A song like "Play" can draw from the '90s indie well without pulling up an overflowing bucket; a well-mannered feat. The minor glam motifs of "Completely" even make Infinity Caller feel somewhat adventurous. How many bands tagged with the "neo-shoegaze" or potentially bogus "noise pop" label sound this unabashed?

What all these youthful motifs add up to is hard to ascertain. The album's press release gives mention of lead singer Travis Johnson being newly sober; perhaps all the innocence of Infinity Caller has something to do with looking at the world anew after a bottoming out. If this is potentially the case, then something can certainly be said for Infinity Caller as a novel approach to the recovery album. If not, then its many hooks and blissful moments like the outro to "Sometimes Sometimes" mark it as a successful distorto-pop release. Grooms were famously recruited by Our Band Could Be Your Life author Michael Azerrad to perform as Husker Du at a gig inspired by his book. Infinity Caller proves that Grooms have the potential to craft hooks powerful enough to stand on their own. They just have a little growing up to do.

Case Study No. 2030: "Here Comes the Archivist"

Here Comes the Archivist
5:40
Here Comes the Archivist

Alberto Cavenati

(c) 2013 Unit Records

Released on: 2013-09-13

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From unitrecords.com:

artist: Alberto Cavenati
album: Lo Spazio Ai Margini
reference: UTR 4394
release date: 28.04.2014

"Lo spazio ai margini" is the second release as a leader of Alberto Cavenati, an italian guitarist and composer who resides in Berlin since a couple of years. The quintet he assembled for the present recording features three long-standing collaborators (who are among the finest instrumentalists in the italian jazz scene) and and the american trumpeter Ralph Alessi, a first class musician who brought an astonishing and invaluable contribution to this music. Alberto's main musical goal, as far as composition goes, is to devise structures and frames that involve a large palette of unusual musical elements capable of driving the improvisation to uncommon musical territories. Any composition has its own identity and besides their intrinsic value they establish each time a musical space within which the improvisation is shaped. Fairly simple melodies alternate with complex, dense, challenging tunes and together reveal Alberto's vast, varied and intriguing musical world.

Case Study No. 2026: "The Lazy Librarian's Son"

The Foxymorons - The Lazy Librarian's Son
5:22
Foxymoron playing at the Double-Wide in Dallas TX, October 16, 2010
Tags: foxymoron david dewese jerry james chad edgington brian fuzzel jackson chang live band live music rock indie
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Tell me, could you tell me
If I ever told you how it went down
How the tables turned inside out
And the Legos landed under the couch
In the house at Haunted Halloween
And all the points and in between
Were rollin' off the tip of my tongue
Like the lazy librarian's son
Who was never very good with the girls
But could sell a nun a string of pearls

Believe in everything
Reach beyond your wildest dreams
And stay positively clean
Just give one chance at fourteen
You gotta take it slow

Have you ever heard the one about
The one and only Strawberry Stan
A hero by his own demand
A needle in the garbage can
Who held the key to complementary
Self improvement holy water
Stir the sugar into the tank
And pour it in the ice cube tray
And save it for a rainy day
While you listen to the preacher say

Believe in everything
Reach beyond your wildest dreams
And stay positively clean
Just give one chance at fourteen
You gotta take it slow
You gotta take it slow

It might take awhile to realize
But I'm telling you with regretful eyes
Hold onto what you've come to find
As boring and ordinary

You gotta take it slow
You gotta take it slow
You gotta take it slow
You gotta take it slow
You gotta take it slow
You gotta take it slow

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From pastemagazine.com:

The Foxymorons - Hesitation Eyes

On their third album, the Texas/Tennessee-based Foxymorons don't take many chances. With such effortlessly graceful songwriting chops on their side, there's really no need. Hesitation Eyes is a genial, charming record, conflating modern radio rock's winning melodies with an indie rocker's relaxed delivery. "Harvard Hands" pairs gentle country strumming with a mumbly Stephen Malkmus turn, and "The Lazy Librarian's Son" - with its dreamy reverb guitar and sultry vocals - is a little Toad the Wet Sprockety (in the best way imaginable). Clip this review for posterity. It's the only time you'll ever see me favorably compare a band to Toad the Wet Sprocket.

Case Study No. 2020: "Obituary for a Librarian"

Obituary for a Librarian
2:08
Obituary for a Librarian

Chess Club Romeos

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Adapt or die, Darwin if you can
They threw her in to see if she could swim
Obituary for a librarian
Obituary for a librarian
La la la la if you can
Say some words about a friend
Obituary for a librarian
Obituary for a librarian

No one here really thinks she can
Say some words about a friend
Obituary for a librarian
Obituary for a librarian

Obituary
Obituary
Obituary for a librarian

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From bandcamp.com:

Obituary For a Librarian
from Picture Day by Chess Club Romeos

released 03 December 2013

tags: rock alternative rock Baltimore

Case Study No. 2012: The Librarian (Mike Roze)

Mike Roze in Studio
6:10
Mike Roze Recording Drums at HomeBrew Studio to his song "The Librarian" from the Album "A Study in Time"
Tags: Mike Roze MTR Odd Time Signature Joe Morello M.Roze Stone Document Jazz Homebrew Studio The Subterraneans Kevin Lacatena A Study in Time
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From amazon.com:

A Study in Time
Mike Roze

Original Release Date: January 29, 2013
Label: Green Dome Productions ASCAP
Copyright: 2013 Green Dome Productions ASCAP
Total Length: 35:49
Genres: Jazz

1. A Sense of Morning Seven
2. Mai Tai Ask?
3. The Source
4. Welcome to Someday
5. Troubled Teens
6. Five for Tea (Or Tay)
7. Sheer Images
8. The Librarian

Case Study No. 2006: "I want a woman who's smart, I want a librarian"

Librarian
1:06
Librarian

Pat D. O'keefe

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I need a woman who's a lot like me
Not a blonde bimbo in an SUV
A woman like that will drive you insane
I want a woman who's smart
I want a librarian

And I'm tired of reading books all by myself
So pick me out a book from the bottom shelf
(you might hafta bend over to get that one)
I want a woman who's smart
I want a librarian

Keep me after school, we'll get our class on
You can even leave your glasses on
'Cause you're beautiful, and it makes you look smart
I want a librarian
I'm guilty as charged

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From bandcamp.com:

Cog
by Pat D. O'Keefe

released 17 June 2009

tags: comedy folk Buffalo

1. Lest I Die Young (The Cookie Dough Song)
2. Sail Away
3. COG
4. Bowling Girl
5. Whose Butt?
6. Doggy Smile
7. Do Your Work
8. Librarian
9. Lonely Devil
10. The Cold Cold Truth
11. Satan Is Sneaky

Case Study No. 1991: "Imperfect archivist, you're only human"

The Archivist
6:01
The Archivist

Pram

(P) 2003 Domino Recording Co Ltd

Released on: 2003-01-18

Composer: Pram
Contributor: Pram
Contributor: Rosie
Lyricist: Rosie

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From wikipedia.org:

Dark Island is an album by English band Pram released in 2003. The album features the song Track of the Cat which was used on a BT advert in 2003.

Track listing
1. "Track of the Cat" – 4:13
2. "Penny Arcade" – 4:27
3. "The Pawnbroker" – 3:19
4. "Paper Hats" – 4:05
5. "Peepshow" – 3:28
6. "Sirocco" – 4:25
7. "The Archivist" – 6:01
8. "Goodbye" – 5:06
9. "Leeward" – 3:36
10. "Distant Islands" – 6:03

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From knowyoursong.com:

As the clocks so solemnly declare it
Strike each single hour down without malice
Nothing lasts long, nothing stays in place
You find you can't recall things as you wanted
And no photograph can hold the image
Nothing lasts long, nothing stays in place

Imperfect archivist, you're only human
Although you wish to savour all that you can
You won't live as long as you think you will
You'll find yourself betrayed by your own body
As what you know to be yourself is murdered
By time's progress through each single cell

Hold on to the chances you took
You can only make it if you
Don't let minutes and seconds past you
Don't let time's perspective throw you
Nail each moment down so that it matches your heartbeat

Case Study No. 1988: "My local librarian is a wrinkly, balding, very old man"

My Local Librarian
2:15
Track title: My Local Librarian

Description: A song about being old, gay and desperate. Yes, it is autobiographical!!!! ;O(

LYRICS:

My Local Librarian

My local librarian is a wrinkly, balding, very old man
So I asked him what he does for sex now he's past his shag by date

His lips are thin and his nipples are saggy he's got a double chin and his buttocks are baggy
Oh it must be awful being 28

But he says his sex life is active still
Just now he's old he think of lots of different things to getting a thrill

So he'll make you touch his penis by pretending it's a snake
Make you like his bottom by hiding in a cake
Sits on young men on the bus and say it was just a mistake, but he always gets hard
Faints in front of Fireman so they give him mouth to mouth resuscitation, but he's really wide awake

And he says when you're old you have to get it where you can,
So he manipulates his nipples watching Richard and Judy with a Tescos finest flan.

He'll run naked through the park scaring people on the benches
Flashes at Chessington world of adventures
Hides in the changing rooms erect at Marks and Spencer's, and looks at mens pants
Stimulates one nipple with his zimmer frame and the other with his dentures

He goes to the hospital a nurse undresses him
Pulls down his trousers, her hands caresses him
Puts a finger where the sun don't shine and asks if it stresses him, he simply smiles
Then he stands naked by the buttons in a lift and waits till someone presses him.

Lyrics by: Robert White

Music By: Robert White

Performer: Robert White

All copyright of all parts of this song belongs to the musical comedian Robert White

Contact:

robertt homaswhite [at] yahoo.co.uk
07815 473896
Twitter: @robertwhitejoke

Website etc. :

http://www.robertwhite comedy.com/

http://www.comedycv.co.uk/robertwhite/index.htm
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Added: 4 months ago
From: Robert White Comedy Songs
Views: 14

From chortle.co.uk:

After graduating in music, Robert White spent eight years doing various jobs before trying comedy in 2004. He was finalist in the Hackney Empire New Act Of The Year competition in 2006 and in 2010 won the Malcolm Hardee award for comic originality at the Edinburgh Festival.

Case Study No. 1981: "The State vs the Librarian"

The State Vs. the Librarian
4:01
The State Vs. the Librarian

Not One Is Upright

(P) 2011 Red Cord Records

Released on: 2011-09-30

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Tags: Not One Is Upright God Is Not A Watchmaker and The World Is Not Ticking The State Vs. the Librarian
Added: 1 year ago
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Views: 3

From apple.com:

God Is Not A Watchmaker and The World Is Not Ticking
Not One Is Upright

Genres: Christian & Gospel, Music
Released: Sep 30, 2011

1. The Mental Propensities of Phineas Gage
2. Wake Up, #37, Wake Up
3. So I Asked the Gatekeeper
4. Where There Is Shame, There Is Fear
5. Unrefined, My Paradigm
6. The State Vs. the Librarian
7. Axes and Owl Eyes
8. The Watchmaker
9. Aren't You Very Afraid
10. No, I Am Full of Joy

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From musixmatch.com:

Words ignite silent stirs in men
Repress
Keep them locked away
Deflate humanity from the man
As she travels a vacuum trails behind
The name of Christ is on the crutches of these columns strewn across the land
You are subject to his grace
Where else do you find life but in breath?
This capsule has carried us long enough
Obsolete
Fire rages behind the barrier. What point is a fire if we can't feel it's warmth? While the trembling disenfranchised receive the lukewarm ashes, intangible, coals of fear and not of love glow, with the backlight of restless resentment. Division. division and dominance. But brothers and sisters, the curtain is torn, the dead have buried their own, the King is come. The King has come. The King has come.

Case Study No. 1972: "Virtual Librarians"

Dejan Milicevic - Virtual Librarians (Original Mix)
6:29
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Tags: Dejan Milicevic Virtual Librarians Original Mix
Added: 1 year ago
From: Deep3rMan1
Views: 194

From last.fm:

Virtual Librarians (6:29)
From "Out Of My Own Book"

Virtual Librarians appears on the album Out Of My Own Book. Dejan Milicevic was born in July 1979 in Belgrade, Serbia, at the time of ex-Yugoslavia. His early musical influences came from his older brother Alexander who was repeatedly playing fresh tunes of the bands such as Ministry, Front 242, Front Line Assembly and many other alternative new wave electronic sounds. Dejan fell in love with techno-music back in the early 1993, while attending some of the first parties ever made in Belgrade as a young clubber. He was deeply fascinated by the magic tunes played by the DJs at the time, as well as with the feedback they were getting from the enthusiastic Belgrade crowd.

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From plasticcity.de:

Virtual Librarians
Dejan Milicevic

2013 Plastic City / dareod music GmbH

Released on: 2013-07-12

Composer: Dejan Milicevic
Music Publisher: Copyright Control