Monday, April 27, 2015

Case Study No. 1918: Tom Pinch

Martin Chuzzlewit de Charles Dickens Espanol parte 18
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La vida y aventuras de Martin Chuzzlewit, que asi es el titulo completo, fue publicada por entregas por la editorial britanica Chapman and Hall entre 1843-44, con poco exito para lo que Dickens acostumbraba. Por ello fue penalizado, ya que le habian adelantado dinero, y ese rifirrafe supuso la ruptura de la colaboracion del autor con esta longeva editorial hasta 1858 en que le volvieron a publicar.


Martin Chuzzlewit esta considerada por los estudiosos como la obra mas victoriana de todas las que Dickens escribio. Se dice que es tambien una respuesta o un intento de emular a Los viajes de Gulliver de Swift.


En Estados Unidos causo un fuerte rechazo y la perdida de lectores solo se recupero cuando Dickens publico su Cancion de Navidad.


Cuando volvio a publicarse en EE.UU en 1968, Dickens anadio unas palabras donde agradecia la "generosidad y magnanimidad norteamericanas" para con esta novela de aventuras.
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[scene opens with Tom Pinch speaking to his sister Ruth]
RUTH: What are you writing, dear?
TOM: Well, John Westlock has very kindly offered to look out for an opportunity for me, so I thought I'd prepare a brief description of myself and my qualifications such as he could show his friends ... but blast me if I can get any further than "a respectable young man age thirty five."
[Tom's friend John Westlock enters]
JOHN: You need not trouble yourself with that any further, Tom.
TOM: John! Good heavens, come in, come in!
JOHN: I beg your pardon ... uh, your sister's pardon especially, but I couldn't help but overhear as I was coming up the path.
TOM: Ruth, my dear, this is John Westlock, of whom I've spoken to you so often.
RUTH: How do you do?
[he takes her hand]
JOHN: I'm delighted to make your acquaintance, Miss Pinch.
TOM: John, my dear fellow! Sit down, sit down.
[he takes his hat]
TOM: I was gonna call upon you today.
JOHN: I, uh ... I bring you excellent news.
[he sits down]
JOHN: It seems you have friends in London after all.
TOM: I? What do you mean?
JOHN: As I was having breakfast this morning, a ... a gentleman called on me. A very sober-looking lawyer named Mister Fips. Now, you don't know him, do you?
TOM: Well, I've never heard of him before in my life.
JOHN: No, neither had I ... He began by saying, "I believe you are acquainted with Mister Thomas Pinch?" I said I was.
[Ruth smiles]
JOHN: "I understand Mister Pinch has recently left the employ of a Mister Pecksniff and is living in London," he said.
[Tom gets a concerned look on his face]
JOHN: "Very near London," I said. "Is he by any chance in search of another situation?" he said. "Indeed he is," I said. Then he said, "I think I can accomodate him."
[Ruth claps her hands together and smiles]
RUTH: Tom!
TOM: Good gracious me!
JOHN: He said he had a client who is in want of a kind of secretary and librarian, but ... uh, though the salary was small, being but a hundred pounds a year.
TOM: A ... a hundred pounds a year?
JOHN: Still, the duties were not heavy ... and there the post was, vacant and ready for your acceptance.
[he turns to his sister]
TOM: Dear Ruth, one hundred pounds!
RUTH: It's like a fairy tale!
JOHN: I can tell you, Miss Pinch, I half-suspected him of being a supernatural agent myself.
[she laughs]
JOHN: Until he took out his pocketbook ...
[he reaches into his jacket and pulls out his wallet]
JOHN: And handed me this card.
[he takes out a card and hands it to Tom, who begins reading]
TOM: "Mister Oswald Fips, solicitor. Augustinian Friars."
JOHN: Where he has his offices and awaits your call.
TOM: Let us go there at once! Ruth, my dear, you will excuse us?
RUTH: Of course, I'll go and get your hat.
[she gets up to leave]
TOM: Wait a minute, who is this client of Mister Fips?
JOHN: I have no idea, Tom. Fips wouldn't tell me.
TOM: Oh well, doubtless I shall find out ... John, you will dine with us this evening! Ruth is making a steak pudding!
JOHN: I should like nothing better in the entire world!
[she gets a nervous look on her face]
RUTH: Tom?
TOM: Yes, dear?
RUTH: You wouldn't rather have chops?
TOM: I wouldn't ... What about you, John?
JOHN: Steak pudding is one of my favorite dishes.
[she gives a resigned sigh (but keeps smiling)]
RUTH: Very well, then.
[cut to Tom and John standing in a room filled with bookshelves and furniture covered in sheets, as another man draws the curtain on one of the windows]
TOM: This is my place of work?
OSWALD: It has been rather ... neglected of late, as you can see.
[Tom picks up one the books and smiles]
TOM: What an amazing number of books!
[the lawyer pulls up another curtain]
OSWALD: Before anything else can be done, we must have them put in order, catalogued, and ranged upon the bookshelves, Mister Pinch.
[he blows on one of the books, as a cloud of dust comes off]
OSWALD: That would do to begin with, I think.
TOM: That would be a task full of interest for me, until Mister ...
OSWALD: Until ... Mister?
TOM: I don't believe you mentioned the gentleman's name.
OSWALD: Didn't I?
[he closes the book (as another puff of dust comes out)]
OSWALD: No, I don't think I did ... Well, I daresay he'll be here one of these days to introduce himself.
[he gives a smile]
OSWALD: You'll get on very well together, I'm sure ...
[he drops the smile]
OSWALD: You have a key?
[Tom holds up the key]
OSWALD: Half past nine, you know. Let us say ... from half past nine to four, or thereabouts. A little earlier, or a little later, according to as you feel disposed.
[he smiles again (as Tom just stares at him dumbfounded), then heads for the door]
OSWALD: You won't forget to lock the door behind you when you leave ...
[he tips his hat]
OSWALD: Good day to you!
[he leaves and slams the door behind him]

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From wikipedia.org:

The Life and Adventures of Martin Chuzzlewit (commonly known as Martin Chuzzlewit) is a novel by Charles Dickens, considered the last of his picaresque novels. It was originally serialised in 1843 and 1844. Dickens thought it to be his best work, but it was one of his least popular novels. Like nearly all of Dickens' novels, Martin Chuzzlewit was released to the public in monthly instalments. Early sales of the monthly parts were disappointing, compared to previous works, so Dickens changed the plot to send the title character to America. This allowed the author to portray the United States (which he had visited in 1842) satirically as a near wilderness with pockets of civilisation filled with deceptive and self-promoting hucksters.

The main theme of the novel, according to a preface by Dickens, is selfishness, portrayed in a satirical fashion using all the members of the Chuzzlewit family. The novel is also notable for two of Dickens' great villains, Seth Pecksniff and Jonas Chuzzlewit. It is dedicated to Angela Georgina Burdett-Coutts, a friend of Dickens.

Plot summary
Martin Chuzzlewit has been raised by his grandfather and namesake. Years before, Martin senior took the precaution of raising an orphaned girl, Mary Graham. She is to be his nursemaid, with the understanding that she will be well cared for only as long as Martin senior lives. She thus has strong motivation to promote his well-being, in contrast to his relatives, who only want to inherit his money. However, his grandson Martin falls in love with Mary and wishes to marry her, ruining Martin senior's plans. When Martin refuses to give up the engagement, his grandfather disinherits him.

Martin becomes an apprentice to Seth Pecksniff, a greedy architect. Instead of teaching his students, he lives off their tuition fees and has them do draughting work that he passes off as his own. He has two spoiled daughters, nicknamed Cherry and Merry, having been christened as Charity and Mercy. Unbeknown to Martin, Pecksniff has actually taken him on to establish closer ties with the wealthy grandfather, thinking that this will gain Pecksniff a prominent place in the will.

Young Martin befriends Tom Pinch, a kind-hearted soul whose late grandmother had given Pecksniff all she had, believing Pecksniff would make an architect and gentleman of him. Pinch is incapable of believing any of the bad things others tell him of Pecksniff, and always defends him vociferously. Pinch works for exploitatively low wages, while believing he is the unworthy recipient of Pecksniff's charity.

When Martin senior hears of his grandson's new life, he demands that Pecksniff kick young Martin out. Then, Martin senior moves in and falls under Pecksniff's control. During this time, Pinch falls in love with Mary, but does not declare it, knowing of her attachment to young Martin.

One of Martin senior's greedy relatives is his brother, Anthony Chuzzlewit, who is in business with his son, Jonas. Despite considerable wealth, they live miserly, cruel lives, with Jonas constantly berating his father, eager for the old man to die so he can inherit. Anthony dies abruptly and under suspicious circumstances, leaving his wealth to Jonas. Jonas then woos Cherry, whilst arguing constantly with Merry. He then abruptly declares to Pecksniff that he wants to marry Merry, and jilts Cherry - not without demanding an additional 1,000 pounds on top of the 4,000 that Pecksniff had promised him as Cherry's dowry, with the argument that Cherry has better chances for matchmaking.

Jonas, meanwhile, becomes entangled with the unscrupulous Montague Tigg and joins in his pyramid scheme-like insurance scam. At the beginning of the book he is a petty thief and hanger-on of a Chuzzlewit relative, Chevy Slyme. Tigg cheats young Martin out of a valuable pocket watch and uses the funds to transform himself into a seemingly fine man called "Tigg Montague". This façade convinces investors that he must be an important businessman from whom they may greatly profit. Jonas eventually ends up murdering Tigg, who has acquired some kind of information on him.

At this time, Tom Pinch finally sees his employer's true character. Pinch goes to London to seek employment, and rescues his governess sister Ruth, whom he discovers has been mistreated by the family employing her. Pinch quickly receives an ideal job from a mysterious employer, with the help of an equally mysterious Mr Fips.

Young Martin, meanwhile, has fallen in with Mark Tapley. Mark is always cheerful, which he decides does not reflect well on him because he is always in happy circumstances and it shows no strength of character to be happy when one has good fortune. He decides he must test his cheerfulness by seeing if he can maintain it in the worst circumstances possible. To this end, he accompanies young Martin to the United States to seek his fortune. The men attempt to start new lives in a swampy, disease-filled settlement named "Eden", but both nearly die of malaria. Mark finally finds himself in a situation in which it can be considered a virtue to remain in good spirits. The grim experience, and Mark's care nursing Martin back to health, change Martin's selfish and proud character, and the men return to England, where Martin returns penitently to his grandfather. But his grandfather is now under Pecksniff's control and rejects him.

At this point, Martin is reunited with Tom Pinch, who now discovers that his mysterious benefactor is old Martin Chuzzlewit. The older Martin had only been pretending to be in thrall to Pecksniff. Together, the group confront Pecksniff with their knowledge of his true character. They also discover that Jonas murdered Tigg to prevent him from revealing that he had planned to murder Anthony.

Senior Martin now reveals that he was angry at his grandson for becoming engaged to Mary because he had planned to arrange that particular match himself, and felt his glory had been thwarted by them deciding on the plan themselves. He realises the folly of that opinion, and Martin and his grandfather are reconciled. Martin and Mary are married, as are Ruth Pinch and John Westlock, another former student of Pecksniff's. Tom Pinch remains in unrequited love with Mary for the rest of his life, never marrying, and always being a warm companion to Mary and Martin and to Ruth and John.

Characters
The first to be introduced is Seth Pecksniff, a widower with two daughters, who is a self-styled teacher of architecture. He believes that he is a highly moral individual who loves his fellow man, but mistreats his students and passes off their designs as his own for profit. He seems to be a cousin of Old Martin Chuzzlewit. Pecksniff's rise and fall follows the novel's plot arc.

Next we meet his two daughters, Charity and Mercy Pecksniff. They are also affectionately known as Cherry and Merry, or as the two Miss Pecksniffs. Charity is portrayed throughout the book as having none of that virtue after which she is named, while Mercy, the younger sister, is at first silly and girlish in a manner that's probably inconsistent with her numerical age. Later events in the story drastically change her personality.

Old Martin Chuzzlewit, the wealthy patriarch of the Chuzzlewit family, lives in constant suspicion of the financial designs of his extended family. At the beginning of the novel he has aligned himself with Mary, an orphan, to have a caretaker who is not eyeing his estate. Later in the story he makes an apparent alliance with Pecksniff, who, he believes, is at least consistent in character. His true character is revealed by the end of the story.

Young Martin Chuzzlewit is the grandson of Old Martin Chuzzlewit. He is the closest relative of Old Martin and has inherited much of the stubbornness and selfishness of the old man. Young Martin is the protagonist of the story. His engagement to Mary is the cause of estrangement between himself and his grandfather. By the end of the story he becomes a reformed character, realising and repenting of the selfishness of his previous actions.

Thomas (Tom) Pinch is a former student of Pecksniff's who has become his personal assistant. He is kind, simple, and honest in everything he does, serving as a foil to Pecksniff. He carries in his heart an undying loyalty and admiration for Pecksniff. Eventually, he discovers Pecksniff's true nature through his treatment of Mary, whom Pinch has come to love. Because Tom Pinch plays such a large role in the story, he is sometimes considered the novel's true protagonist.

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From ebscohost.com:

The first appearance of a librarian as a significant character in a work of fiction was quite positive. In Charles Dickens' "Martin Chuzzlewit" (1843-4) the librarian Tom Pinch, despite his name, is a kind and compassionate man who plays the church organ without payment (is this one of the many extra duties librarians take on?).

He is eventually rewarded with a position as librarian in a private house at 100 pounds a year. (wages haven't changed much since!)

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From google.com:

In this populous novel with a complex plot, librarian Tom Pinch displays the unpretentiousness of a babe and the heart of a saint. We meet Tom as a draftsman in the architectural firm of Mr. Pecksniff. He is "an ungainly, awkward-looking man, extremely shortsighted, and prematurely bald." Tom is more than ready to believe the worst of himself, however ill-founded the criticism may be, even when it issues from the loathsome hypocrite, Pecksniff. "Tom Pinch's heart was very tender, and he could not bear to see the most indifferent person in distress." He plays organ in the church without compensation.

Tom eventually sees the true character of Pecksniff; after his vile boss sacks him on a pretense, Tom accepts a position as a private librarian at 100 pounds a year. It is a mysterious assignment, for Tom does not know the identity of the individual who has hired him by proxy. Tom's new job site is in an out-of-the-way house. "On all the floors were piles of books, to the amount, perhaps, of some thousands of volumes." Those not stacked on the floor are "scattered singly or in heaps; not one upon the shelves which lined the walls." It is Tom's task and one that he gladly accepts to organize and catalog this jumble of books. He proceeds, under his own supervision, to put the mess in fine order and produces "a very marvel of a catalogue." We learn late in the novel that Tom's anonymous employer is none other than the elder Martin Chuzzlewit, whose beneficence toward Tom is but one act in his redemption from selfishness.

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From imdb.com:

Martin Chuzzlewit: Season 1, Episode 5
Episode Five (5 Dec. 1994)
TV Episode - 53 min - Drama

Tom Pinch finds Mercy has suffered at her husband's hands. Montague attempts to blackmail Jonas. Young Martin and Mark Tapley return home from America. Young Martin hopes to gain forgiveness from his grandfather.

Philip Franks ... Tom Pinch
Peter Wingfield ... John Westlock
Cornelia Hayes O'Herlihy ... Ruth Pinch
Cyril Shaps ... Oswald Fips

Friday, April 24, 2015

Case Study No. 1917: Ernie the Librarian

Ridiculous Librarian Prank!
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[scene opens with a young male librarian (short brown hair, glasses, multi-colored sweater, blue undershirt, blue jeans) walking up behind a male student in a college library]
ERNIE: [whispers] Excuse me?
MALE STUDENT 1: [whispers] Yeah?
ERNIE: [whispers] Do you have your library card?
MALE STUDENT 1: [whispers] I don't.
ERNIE: [whispers] Get the fuck out of my library.
MALE STUDENT 1: [whispers] Why?
ERNIE: [whispers] You heard me.
[the student just stares at him in disbelief]
MALE STUDENT 1: [whispers] I didn't know you had to have a library card ...
ERNIE: [whispers] Yeah.
MALE STUDENT 1: [whispers] Really?
ERNIE: [whispers] Yeah.
MALE STUDENT 1: [whispers] Oh ... kay.
["The Ridiculous Librarian Prank" appears on screen, then cut to the librarian speaking with a female student]
ERNIE: [whispers] Do you have your library card?
FEMALE STUDENT 1: [whispers] What?
ERNIE: [whispers] Do you have your library card?
FEMALE STUDENT 1: [whispers] No.
[the librarian sighs and shakes his head]
ERNIE: [whispers] I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
FEMALE STUDENT 1: [whispers] Are you serious?
ERNIE: [whispers] Yeah.
FEMALE STUDENT 1: [whispers] Because my pencil's too loud?
ERNIE: [whispers] Yeah, it's way too loud. It's distracting.
[cut to the librarian walking up behind another male student looking at his cell phone]
ERNIE: [whispers] There's no texting in the library ... Read a book!
[the librarian shakes his head in disgust and walks away, then cut to the librarian talking to another female student holding a pair of earbuds]
FEMALE STUDENT 2: [whispers] You can hear this right now?
ERNIE: [whispers] Yeah ... Yeah.
[the student gives him an incredulous look, but he simply shrugs]
FEMALE STUDENT 2: [whispers] You can hear this right now?
ERNIE: [whispers] Yeah.
FEMALE STUDENT 2: [whispers] Are you being for real?
ERNIE: [whispers] Yeah ... It's R. Kelly. I know.
FEMALE STUDENT 2: [whispers] R. Kelly?
ERNIE: [whispers] Yeah.
FEMALE STUDENT 2: [whispers] It's not R. Kelly.
[the librarian leans in, and the student holds up one of the buds to his ear]
ERNIE: [whispers] Yeah, that's R. Kelly.
FEMALE STUDENT 2: [whispers] That is not R. Kelly!
[the student laughs and turns back to her laptop, while the librarian makes a motion with his hands (as if he's covering the table with something)]
ERNIE: [whispers] Pisssss ....
[cut to the librarian carrying a large stack of books, when he trips and falls in front of another female student]
ERNIE: [whispers] Oh, gosh darnit! I ripped my jeans!
[the student gets up to help him pick up the books, but then the librarian just turns and awkwardly runs away]
[cut to a closeup of another female student sitting nearby (having watched the whole scene) looking around in confusion, then cut to the librarian walking past another male student when he drops a single book to the floor]
ERNIE: [whispers] Oh, geez.
[the student bends down to pick up the book and hands it to the librarian, who takes the book ... but then leans in close and gives the student a menacing look]
ERNIE: [whispers] You work for me now.
[he walks away, then cut to the librarian standing behind another female student, as he puts a finger to his lips and shushes her (even though all she was doing was typing on her laptop)]
ERNIE: [whispers] Shhh ... This is a library, not a playground. Okay?
[cut to the librarian walking up behind another (perfectly silent) female student, as he again puts a finger to his lips and shushes her]
ERNIE: [whispers] Shhh ...
FEMALE STUDENT 3: [whispers] Okay.
[cut to the librarian walking up behind another female student (again not making any noise), as he puts a finger to his lips and shushes her]
ERNIE: [whispers] Shhh ...
[the student looks up in alarm]
FEMALE STUDENT 4: [whispers] Oh my god ...
ERNIE: [whispers] Yeah.
FEMALE STUDENT 4: [whispers] What?
ERNIE: [whispers] You gotta be a little more quiet.
FEMALE STUDENT 4: [whispers] Oh, sorry. Sorry.
ERNIE: [whispers] You're typing a bit above the recommended volume.
FEMALE STUDENT 4: [whispers] Oh, okay. Sorry.
ERNIE: [whispers] You're just hitting the keys a little too hard.
FEMALE STUDENT 4: [whispers] Oh. Okay.
[cut to the librarian walking past another male student sitting at a table reading a book, when he stops and looks over his shoulder ... the student looks up at him and laughs nervously, but the librarian continues to just stare over his shoulder in a stoic fashion]
MALE STUDENT 2: [whispers] Yeah?
ERNIE: [whispers] Proceed.
[the student smiles and tries to continue reading ... but ends up just looking around in confusion]
MALE STUDENT 2: [whispers] Yup.
[the librarian makes a "hurry up" motion with his hand]
ERNIE: [whispers] Proceed ...
[the student (not knowing what else to do) motions towards the book that the librarian is holding]
MALE STUDENT 2: [whispers] What're you reading?
ERNIE: [whispers] I'm the librarian. I'm here to make sure that you are ready to learn. That you excel to the highest you that you can be.
[the student can only nod]
ERNIE: [whispers] Now proceed.
MALE STUDENT 2: [whispers] Okay.
[the student tries to go back to reading, then the scene freezes and "Thug Life" appears on screen]
[cut back to the first male student that the librarian swore at, as he breaks character and starts laughing]
ERNIE: [whispers] I'm just kidding, dude. Don't leave.
MALE STUDENT 1: [whispers] It's okay.
ERNIE: [whispers] We're making, like, a funny YouTube video. Like, the ridiculous librarian prank.
MALE STUDENT 1: [whispers] Yeah?
[they fist bump]
ERNIE: [whispers] That was great.
MALE STUDENT 1: [whispers] Where's the hidden camera?
ERNIE: [whispers] It's, uh ... where is it?
[he looks around briefly, then points at the camera]
ERNIE: [whispers] Oh, it's right there.
MALE STUDENT 1: [whispers] Oh.
[the student waves]
ERNIE: [whispers] Nice job.
["Thanks for watching" appears on screen]

Case Study No. 1916: Brother Armbruster

A Canticle For Leibowitz (Trailer)
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In a time where knowledge
was deadlier than sin ...

An Order of Monks
must defy the odds ...

In order to protect
the only thing they ever knew ...

God

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From wikipedia.org:

A Canticle for Leibowitz is a post-apocalyptic science fiction novel by American writer Walter M. Miller, Jr., first published in 1960. Set in a Catholic monastery in the desert of the Southwestern United States after a devastating nuclear war, the story spans thousands of years as civilization rebuilds itself. The monks of the fictional Albertian Order of Leibowitz take up the mission of preserving the surviving remnants of man's scientific knowledge until the day the outside world is again ready for it.

A Canticle for Leibowitz is based on three short stories Miller contributed to The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction.[1][2] It is the only novel published by the author during his lifetime. Considered one of the classics of science fiction, it has never been out of print and has seen over 25 reprints and editions. Appealing to mainstream and genre critics and readers alike, it won the 1961 Hugo Award for best science fiction novel.

Inspired by the author's participation in the Allied bombing of the monastery at Monte Cassino during World War II, the novel is considered a masterpiece by literary critics. It has been compared favorably with the works of Evelyn Waugh, Graham Greene, and Walker Percy, and its themes of religion, recurrence, and church versus state have generated a significant body of scholarly research. Miller's follow-up work, Saint Leibowitz and the Wild Horse Woman, was published posthumously in 1997.

Plot summary
A Canticle for Leibowitz opens 600 years after 20th century civilization has been destroyed by a global nuclear war, known as the "Flame Deluge". The text reveals that as a result of the war there was a violent backlash against the culture of advanced knowledge and technology that had led to the development of nuclear weapons. During this backlash, called the "Simplification," anyone of learning, and eventually anyone who could even read, was likely to be killed by rampaging mobs, who proudly took on the name of "Simpletons". Illiteracy became almost universal, and books were destroyed en masse.

Isaac Edward Leibowitz had been a Jewish electrical engineer working for the United States military. Surviving the war, he converted to Roman Catholicism and founded a monastic order, the "Albertian Order of Leibowitz", dedicated to preserving knowledge by hiding books, smuggling them to safety (booklegging), memorizing, and copying them. The Order's abbey is located in the American southwestern desert, near the military base where Leibowitz had worked before the war, on an old road that may have been "a portion of the shortest route from the Great Salt Lake to Old El Paso." Leibowitz was eventually betrayed and martyred. Later beatified by the Roman Catholic Church, he became a candidate for sainthood.

Centuries after his death, the abbey is still preserving the "Memorabilia", the collected writings that have survived the Flame Deluge and the Simplification, in the hope that they will help future generations reclaim forgotten science.

The story is structured in three parts titled: "Fiat Homo", "Fiat Lux", and "Fiat Voluntas Tua". The parts are separated by periods of six centuries each.

"Fiat Homo" (Let There Be Man)
In the 26th century, a 17-year-old novice named Brother Francis Gerard is on a vigil in the desert. While searching for a rock to complete a shelter Brother Francis encounters a Wanderer, apparently looking for the abbey, who inscribes Hebrew on a rock that appears the perfect fit for the shelter. When Brother Francis removes the rock he discovers the entrance to an ancient fallout shelter containing "relics", such as handwritten notes on crumbling memo pads bearing cryptic texts resembling a 20th-century shopping list.[14] He soon realizes that these notes appear to have been written by Leibowitz, his order's founder. The discovery of the ancient documents causes an uproar at the monastery, as the other monks speculate that the relics once belonged to Leibowitz. Brother Francis' account of the wanderer, who ultimately never turned up at the abbey, is also greatly embellished by the other monks amid rumours that he was an apparition of Leibowitz himself; Francis strenuously denies the embellishments, but equally persistently refuses to deny that the encounter occurred, despite the lack of other witnesses. Abbot Arkos, the head of the monastery, worries that the discovery of so many potentially holy relics in such a short period may cause delays in Leibowitz's canonization process. Francis is banished back to the desert to complete his vigil and defuse the sensationalism.

Many years later the abbey is visited by Monsignors Aguerra (God's Advocate) and Flaught (the Devil's Advocate), the Church's investigators in the case for Leibowitz's sainthood. Leibowitz is eventually canonized as Saint Leibowitz – based partly on the evidence Francis discovered in the shelter – and Brother Francis is sent to New Rome to represent the Order at the canonization Mass. He takes the documents found in the shelter and an illumination of one of the documents on which he has spent years working, as a gift to the Pope.

En route, he is robbed and his illumination taken. Francis completes the journey to New Rome and is granted an audience with the pope. Francis presents the pope with the remaining documents and the pope comforts Francis by giving him gold with which to ransom back the illumination; however, Francis is killed during his return trip by a group of "The Pope's Children" (an affectionate name for the people who have been so severely affected by the genetic mutation caused by radiation that they are subhuman in both intelligence and capacity for reason), receiving an arrow in the face. The Wanderer discovers and buries Francis's body. (The book then focuses on the vultures who were denied their meal; they fly over the Great Plains and find much food near the Red River until a city-state, based in Texarkana, rises).

"Fiat Lux" (Let There Be Light)
In 3174, the Albertian Order of St. Leibowitz is still preserving the half-understood knowledge from before the Flame Deluge and the subsequent Age of Simplification. The new Dark Age is ending, however, and a new Renaissance is beginning. Thon Taddeo Pfardentrott, a highly regarded secular scholar, is sent by his cousin Hannegan, Mayor of Texarkana, to the abbey. Thon Taddeo, frequently compared to Albert Einstein, is interested in the Order's preserved collection of Memorabilia.

At the abbey, Brother Kornhoer, a talented engineer, has just finished work on a "generator of electrical essences", a treadmill-powered electrical generator that powers an arc lamp. He gives credit for the generator to work done by Thon Taddeo. After arriving at the monastery, Thon Taddeo, by studying the Memorabilia, makes several major "discoveries", and asks the abbot to allow the Memorabilia to be removed to Texarkana. The Abbot Dom Paulo refuses, stating he can continue his research at the abbey. Before departing, the Thon comments that it could take decades to finish analyzing the Memorabilia.

Meanwhile, Hannegan makes an alliance with the kingdom of Laredo and the neighboring, relatively civilized city-states against the threat of attack from the nomadic warriors. Hannegan, however, is manipulating the regional politics to effectively neutralize all of his enemies, leaving him in control of the entire region. Monsignor Apollo, the papal nuncio to Hannegan's court, sends word to New Rome that Hannegan intends to attack the empire of Denver next, and that he intends to use the abbey as a base of operations from which to conduct the campaign. For his actions, Apollo is executed, and Hannegan initiates a church schism, declaring loyalty to the Pope to be punishable by death. The Church excommunicates Hannegan.

"Fiat Voluntas Tua" (Let Thy Will Be Done)
It is the year 3781, and mankind has nuclear energy and weapons again, as well as starships and extra-solar colonies. Two world superpowers, the Asian Coalition and the Atlantic Confederacy, have been embroiled in a cold war for 50 years. The Leibowitzan Order's mission of preserving the Memorabilia has expanded to the preservation of all knowledge.

Rumors that both sides are assembling nuclear weapons in space and that a nuclear weapon has been detonated increase public and international tensions. At the abbey, the current abbot, Dom Jethras Zerchi, recommends to New Rome that the Church reactivate the Quo Peregrinatur Grex Pastor Secum ("Whither Wanders the Flock, the Shepherd is with Them") contingency plans involving "certain vehicles" the Church has had since 3756. A "nuclear incident" occurs in the Asian Coalition city of Itu Wan: an underground nuclear explosion has destroyed the city, and the Atlantic Confederacy counters by firing a "warning shot" over the South Pacific.

New Rome tells Zerchi to proceed with Quo Peregrinatur and plan for departure within three days. He appoints Brother Joshua as mission leader, telling him that this is an emergency plan for perpetuating the Church on the colony planets in the event of a nuclear war on Earth. The Order's Memorabilia will also accompany the mission. That night the Atlantic Confederacy launches an assault against Asian Coalition space platforms. The Asian Coalition responds by using a nuclear weapon against the Confederacy capital city of Texarkana. A ten-day cease-fire is issued by the World Court. Brother Joshua and the space-trained monks and priests depart on a secret, chartered flight for New Rome, hoping to leave Earth on the starship before the cease-fire ends.

During the cease-fire, the abbey offers shelter to refugees fleeing the regions affected by fallout, which results in a battle of wills over euthanasia between the abbot and a doctor from a government emergency response camp. The war resumes and a nuclear explosion occurs near the abbey. Abbot Zerchi tries to flee to safety, bringing with him the abbey's ciborium containing consecrated hosts, but it is too late. He is trapped by the falling walls of the abbey and finds himself lying under tons of rock and bones as the abbey's ancient crypts disgorge their contents. Among them is a skull with an arrow's shaft protruding from its forehead (presumably that of Brother Francis Gerard from the first section of the book).

As he lies dying under the abbey's rubble, Zerchi is startled to encounter Mrs Grales/Rachel, a bicephalous tomato peddler and mutant. However, Mrs. Grales has been rendered unconscious by the explosion, and may be dying herself. As Zerchi tries to conditionally baptize Rachel, she refuses, and instead takes the ciborium and administers the Eucharist to him. It is implied that she is, like the Virgin Mary and Eve, exempt from original sin. Zerchi soon dies, having witnessed an apparent miracle.

After the Abbot's death, the scene flashes to Joshua and the Quo Peregrinatur crew launching as the nuclear explosions begin. Joshua, the last crew member to board the starship, knocks the dirt from his sandals, murmuring "Sic transit mundus" ("Thus passes the world"). As a coda, there is a final vignette depicting the ecological aspects of the war: seabirds and fish succumb to the poisonous fallout, and a shark evades death only through moving to particularly deep water, where, it is noted, the shark was "very hungry that season."

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From google.com:

Brother Armbruster, the elderly librarian of the abbey in the novella "And the Light Is Risen" and A Canticle for Leibowitz ("Fiat Lux"). In the novel he is also called the Rector of the Memorabilia. He has a pessimistic, querulous disposition and opposes Brother Kornhoer's work building an electrical generator and arc lamp, calling the latter a "witch light." Armbruster's only interest is in preserving the Memorabilia, not its practical applications. At Don Thaddeo's presentation of the collegium's work, he mocks the idea of Don Esser Shon attempting to create living protoplasm from six basic ingredients.

David N. Samuelson says the name means "crossbow" associating the monk with a hunter. This places him in natural conflict with Brother Kornhoer, whose name suggests a farmer. The brothers' relationship, therefore, mirrors that of Cain and Abel (Genesis 4:1-16 KJV).

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From google.com:

Brother Librarian groaned as yet another lead-sealed cask was rolled out of storage for unsealing. Armbruster was not impressed by the fact that the secular scholar, in two days, had unraveled a bit of a puzzle that had been lying around, a complete enigma, for a dozen centuries.

To the custodian of the Memorabilia, each unsealing represented another decrease in the probable lifetime of the contents of the cask, and he made no attempt to conceal his disapproval of the entire proceeding.

To Brother Librarian, whose task in life was the preservation of books, the principal reason for the existence of books was that they might be preserved perpetually. Usage was secondary, and to be avoided if it threatened longevity.

Case Study No. 1915: Ela Darling

2015 AVN AWARDS show red carpet ELA DARLING las vegas
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Our final story gleaned from the 2015 AVN/Adult Entertainment Expo at the Hard Rock Hotel last week is the torrid tale of a stuffy librarian who swapped reference books in favor of XXX-rated movies.

You won't find this story on the shelves of your local library, but I can assure you that it is fact and not fiction.

Meet rising porn star Ela Darling!

Q: How long was the journey from being a librarian in Massachusetts to the bright lights of Hollywood and now the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas?

It's been a little over five years now. I retired from being a reference librarian in 2009 to come out to Los Angeles and do porn and some other stuff. I could not be more thrilled, although I do miss the library.

You should support your local library. In fact, if my fans show me their library card, I undo my top and show them my chest as a reward because it's important to me that they support their local library. I don't think I can do it in this dress, but if you show me a library card, I promise you a peek later.

Q: The difference in the two careers is night and day?

It's really interesting. When I was a librarian, I was called the sexy librarian, and now people call me the smart porn star. I'm not the only one, though. There are many intelligent people in my industry. It's interesting that I'm more appreciated as a porn star for my intellect than I was as a librarian, which I got a master's degree to do.

Q: You also have a master's degree?

I have an MS. I'm a master's of science in library and information science. I got it at the No. 1 library school in the country (the University of Illinois), and I finished when I was 21 years old. It was pretty quick. I got my bachelor's and master's in four years, so it was quick.

Q: How do you mentally make the jump from serious education to the wild, wanton ways of wicked movies?

It started as a slow journey. I had been modeling for a few years. I started doing some very hard-core bondage shots, but it was not naked, so I felt safe. Then I did my first nude shoots. Then I felt that if I can do bondage and I can do nude, why not put those two together?

That's basically porn, and if I move to L.A., I'll have so many opportunities to do that. I could have been a librarian for the rest of my life, but I don't want the rest of my life to start when I'm 22. So I gave it a year at the library, then I retired and came out west.

It's fun because all of my old library co-workers - I almost called them co-stars! - my co-stars at the library are so incredibly supportive. I was so nervous to tell them. I didn't tell them for years, and they found out via Facebook and they've all been so cool about it.

Q: You also do comic book characters. You were Batgirl at Comic-Con in San Diego. Why are you so fascinated with Harry Potter and Batgirl characters?

I like Batgirl because Barbara Gordon was a librarian just like me. I like Harry Potter because J.K. Rowling has constructed an intricate, very complex world. Harry Potter Fandom has actually done so much for me personally, but also for the world.

There's an organization called the Harry Potter Alliance, and it just succeeded after a four-year struggle to get Warner Bros. to switch their chocolate providers to Fair Trade Chocolate because before that, children in slave labor basically made it.

So I love Harry Potter because it inspires people to do great things. It inspires people to greatness in an incredibly complex world. It also changed the publishing industry for young adults, for everyone to come to the library and read.

Q: But Harry Potter began as books for kids?

Yeah, but just because it's books for kids doesn't mean it can't be poignant and important and very socially strong. It has a lot of social commentary. When you read it when you're a kid, you miss it. But then when you read it as an adult, you realize how much she really has to say about slave labor, about race relations, about homosexuality, about so many important social issues.

Q: Did any of that guide your life? Did any of that play a part in what you now do with sex on camera?

Certainly. The Harry Potter Fandom was there for me in a very hard time when I was in grad school. I became a librarian in Massachusetts because that's where the Harry Potter Fandom was localized. My Harry Potter friends have helped transition me through each point of my life since then.

I'm so blessed to have the Harry Potter Fandom in my life. I know it sounds silly, but my nerd culture runs deep. My very first convention I was in a stroller for a Star Trek Convention. It's like a family, a sea of nerddom.

Q: Which leads me to this convention. How many years have you attended this Adult Expo in Las Vegas?

This is my fifth. I'm getting more recognized now and getting a lot more press right now because I just transitioned to doing boy-girl porn this past year, which is kind of the big leagues.

I didn't realize at the time, but when I was just doing girl-girl - I was a little bit older and I have tattoos - I was limiting myself to one small peninsula of the grand land that is pornography. Now it's so great being able to explore it all.

Q: Do you ever get embarrassed with anything?

I get embarrassed about plenty of things, but not about porn or sexuality. I don't think there's anything to have shame about there. This convention is great. I have a great time meeting my fans. When I come to Las Vegas, it's for work scenarios like this.

If I'm being honest, I don't like some of the culture in Las Vegas. I don't like this whole "what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" thing because I think it encourages people, especially men, to be considerably less respectful. I'll have guys literally block my way so I can't keep walking and refuse to let me move past them. Twice in five minutes, I had that happen.

I was just like dead straight "no, thank you, no, no, no." These were tourists, people who don't live in Las Vegas. The people who live in Las Vegas are awesome. It's some of the tourists who suck with their behavior. Tourism is great for the community, but sometimes the visitors are out of control.

Q: Has this particular Adult Expo done you good?

This convention always does me well. I love it. Sometimes I actually book movies out of this convention. Honestly, the red carpet is really good for me because people get to see this part of me that they don't really get to see on film.

They get to see how articulate I can be when I'm doing interviews. I think it makes people really understand the legitimacy of what I do and myself as a performer.

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Our thanks to Richard Corey for his YouTube video of my interview with Ela. I'm off to the library once I find my card!

Thursday, April 23, 2015

Case Study No. 1914: Siberian Librarian

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Love will find you, when you sit and listen
To what is in your heart, can we have it all?
Or do we only have this one night?

Will you just sing along with me?
Just show me your smile

As the music plays, we still talk
Our minds, they lock on every thought
I could sit for hours and count the clock
Until morning comes around

Will you just sing along with me?
Just show me your smile

You and I, you and I
Love will find us
You and I, you and I
Love will find us
You and I, you and I
Love will find us

Will you just sing along with me?
Just show me your smile

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From last.fm:

Play Me On the Radio

Release date
1 Apr 2012

Running length
11 tracks

Running time
36:44

1. Laser Beak Man
2. Amsterdam
3. O.D. On Happiness
4. Queen Arthur II
5. Siberian Librarian
6. Arsonist With Humor
7. Play Me On the Radio
8. She Don't Want Me Around
9. Share Your Drug With Me
10. When I'm Gone
11. Jonestown

Case Study No. 1913: Mrs. Dewey (Junior High School)

"Shhhhh!" JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL (1978) Dewey Decimal
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Junior High School is a 1978 musical featurette starring P. David Ebersole as Jerry Sanders. The film chronicles the first day of term at a dramatized school of seventh and eighth graders, and consists of seven songs along with several dance numbers. At the time, all of the child actors were non-professionals and actual students who attended Van Nuys Junior High in California. The only member of the cast to become well-known later is Paula Abdul, though she played a relatively minor role in the film.

Plot
The story begins with Sherry (Paula Abdul) declaring plans to hold a party that night. Upon hearing about this party, Jerry's friend Paul (Kirk Burnett) encourages him to ask his crush Lori Scott (Karen Capelle) to accompany him to the event. On his way to doing this Jerry encounters several obstacles, including repeated run-ins with Keith (Mikal Robert Taylor), a school bully, and Vicki (Toni Mazarin), an ill-intentioned girl who hopes Jerry will ask her to the party so she can spite a previous boyfriend.

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From imdb.com:

Junior High School (1978)
37 min - Short | Comedy | Drama - October 1978 (USA)

Husband and wife comedy team Charlie Brill and Mitzi McCall appeared in the film using disguises and pseudonyms, due to its low budget and their membership in SAG. Brill (as Chickie Brewster) played math teacher Mr. Rhomboid, while McCall (as Lil Cocker) played school librarian Mrs. Dewey.

Case Study No. 1912: Cool Beans

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From Russia with Lunch: A Chet Gecko Mystery
by Bruce Hale

Age Range: 8 - 12 years
Grade Level: 3 - 6
Series: Chet Gecko (Book 14)
Hardcover: 128 pages
Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt (2009)

Inventions, spells, and bullies - oh my!

It all begins when Chet's favorite teacher is fired, only to be replaced by the mechanical invention of Dr. Tanya Lightov - a mysterious Russian scientist.
Suddenly, the school seems possessed by forces that are upsetting the natural order of things: Kindergartners are beating up sixth graders; teachers' pets are talking back; and worst of all, Chet's faithful partner and best friend, Natalie Attired, has abandoned him in his hour of need.
Will Chet be able to restore his friendship with Natalie and bring Emerson Hicky back to normal? One thing's for certain: The crazy, mixed-up mastermind behind this case will be the last creature anyone expects.

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From barnesandnoble.com:

Installment number 14 of Hale's "Chet Gecko Mystery" series has Chet investigating some strange happenings at Emerson Hicky Elementary School. When Russian scientist and inventor Dr. Tanya Lightov appears on the scene with her Bibliomalgamator to streamline library research, Munchmeister 2000 to automate the cafeteria, and Yard Czar contraption to simplify yard work, more changes follow than anyone bargained for. Kindergartners rule the playground, class pets sass their teachers, and worst of all, Chet's partner Natalie is falsely convinced that he has been badmouthing her sleuthing skills. Who is behind all these alarming developments? Dr. Lightov? The disgruntled school employees who have been replaced by her newfangled machinery? Or perhaps the coven of witches that now meets at the school? Hale continues his popular mix of hardboiled detective story, rollicking school story, talking animal story, and endless-bad-pun and endless-bad-simile story. Lines like "Hurt filled her eyes like the gooey center of chocolate-covered chigger mites" and "My legs and arms went stiffer than a freeze-dried centipede" will keep Hale's fans groaning, laughing - and reading.

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From brucehale.com:

An excerpt from Chapter 1 - All Booked Up

*****

I didn't see it coming- not in the library.

Library period is a cheery mountain hut on the long barefoot slog up Mount Everest that is a typical school day. You expect rest and recovery. You expect books and computers, maybe a little Dewey decimalizing.

But you don't expect mayhem and mystery.

This particular library period, I was sitting on the matted green carpet with the rest of Mr. Ratnose's fourth-grade class. We were waiting for Principal Zero to get to the point.

". . . And because of our school's budget yada yada and fiscal blah blah blah," the big cat rumbled, "we've decided to take strong haminah-jaminah."

Principal Zero was a tough but fair administrator with a massive gut and the sweet disposition of Ivan the Terrible with a toothache.

But man, that kitty could gab.

My attention wandered like a preschooler in a toy store. I eyeballed the draped shape beside the principal, as big as two refrigerators. (The shape, that is, not the principal.)

Bo Newt leaned close and muttered, "Whaddaya think that is? A new soda machine?"

"In the library?" I said. "Dream on, pal."

"Shhh!" hissed Bitty Chu, teacher's pet.

Mr. Zero tossed a glare my way, but he didn't stop flapping his gums. "And so to help with our cost cutting, we've hired an inventor."

An inventor? My ears perked up. (Or they would have, if my ears hadn't been just two holes in my head.) Inventor brought to mind Ben Franklin, Dr. Frankenstein, and other great men of science.

I sat up straighter.

"So let me introduce"- the burly tomcat paused dramatically- "Dr. Tanya Lightov." He clapped his paws together, leading the applause.

A woodchuck in a white lab coat stepped out from behind the mysterious thingamabob. She was as stiff as a grasshopper Popsicle. Her furry cheeks were full and sleek, and her blue eyes were colder than a Siberian snowball.

"A girl inventor?" I blurted.

"Da," said Dr. Lightov.

Shirley Chameleon poked me in the back. "Girls can do anything boys can, but better."

"If you're talking about spreading cooties at lightspeed," I said, "you're right."

This earned me another, harder poke.

"Settle down," Mr. Zero growled. "Your class will be the first to see this new invention because Dr. Lightov is the aunt of your classmate Pete Moss."

Every eye turned to Pete, who frowned and studied his toenails. If he weren't completely covered by hair, he would've blushed redder than a cherry kissing a tomato.

Here's all you need to know about Pete Moss: If you take the world's most average student and multiply by twelve- that's Pete. He'd been in my class all year, and I barely knew the guy.

"Peter, dahling," said Dr. Lightov, "vould you kindly help me?"

The little brown groundhog shrugged. He looked like he'd rather perform dental surgery on a grizzly bear, but he rose and shuffled forward.

His aunt told us, "Zhis machine vill automate all ze vork in ze library. Storytime, book selection, checkout- everyzhing."

Bitty Chu's hand shot up. "But what about our librarian, Cool Beans?" she asked. "What will he do?"

Principal Zero cleared his throat. "He will be, ah, leaving us."

"Leaving?" I said. "No way!"

I turned to the huge possum leaning up against a bookshelf. He offered a sleepy smile. "Cool your jets, Jackson," said the librarian.

"But what'll you do?" I asked.

"I'll make the scene back in the bayou. Either banging the bongos in a jazz band or vampire hunting. Haven't decided yet."

No more Cool Beans?

My jaw clenched. However nifty this invention might be, it wasn't worth losing one of the school's few decent teachers.

But before I could protest, Dr. Lightov whipped the sheet off her invention. "Behold," she said, "ze amazing Bibliomalgamator!"

"Ooh!" went my classmates.

The gleaming silver contraption sported a bank of lights and switches and monitors. The doctor pressed a red button. Everything lit up and whirred.

I hated to admit it, but it was pretty slick.

"Ve insert ze books through zhis port," the woodchuck said. She and Pete lugged armloads of novels from a nearby shelf and slipped them one by one into a wide hole.

"Zhen ve program ze readers' choices on zhis keyboard," said Dr. Lightov. As Pete kept adding books, she asked several kids what they liked to read.

"Mysteries," said Waldo the furball.

"Romance," said Shirley. I shuddered.

Jackdaw Ripper belched. "Anything with blood and guts in it," he said.

The inventor's fingers danced over the keyboard. She hit a blue button, and the machine went beep-boop-bop!