Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Case Study No. 0080: Alicia Hull

Bette Davis smacks little Kevin Coughlin
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an amusing scene from the film "Storm Center". Bette responds energetically to accusations of being a Communist.
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[at the children's wing ground-breaking ceremony for the public library, Miss Hull asks young Freddy to help her break ground, but he refuses]
FREDDIE: You're not my friend!
ALICIA HULL: Freddie ...
FREDDIE: You're not anybody's friend! They kicked you out! They found out about you! You don't belong here, you're not the librarian anymore!
[the crowd nervously murmurs, as Freddie runs down from the podium and confronts Alicia
FREDDIE: You're a Communist! A Communist! A Communist! A Commu--
ALICIA HULL: [having heard enough, Alicia slaps him twice in the face] Stop it! Stop it!
F: Aaaah!
[unable to control herself, Miss Hull starts shaking him and continues to slap him]
A: Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!

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From wikipedia.org:

"Storm Center" (1956)

In the first overtly anti-McCarthyism film to be produced in Hollywood, Alicia Hull (Bette Davis) is a widowed small town librarian dedicated to introducing children to the joy of reading. In exchange for fulfilling her request for a children's wing, the city council asks her to withdraw the book "The Communist Dream" from the library's collection. When she refuses to comply with their demand, she is fired and branded as a subversive. Judge Robert Ellerbe (Paul Kelly) feels she has been treated unfairly and calls a town meeting. Ambitious attorney and aspiring politician Paul Duncan (Brian Keith), who is dating assistant librarian Martha Lockeridge (Kim Hunter), uses the meeting as an opportunity to make a name for himself by denouncing Alicia as a Communist. His forceful rhetoric turns the entire town, with the exception of young Freddie Slater (Kevin Coughlin), against her. The boy, increasingly upset by the mistreatment his mentor is suffering and affected by the influence of his narrow-minded father, finally turns on her himself and sets the library on fire. His action causes the residents to have a change of heart, and they ask Alicia to return and supervise the construction of a new building.

This movie was inspired by the real-life dismissal of Ruth Brown, a librarian in Bartlesville, Oklahoma.

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From earthlink.net:

STORM CENTER

Taradash, Daniel (Director). Storm Center. United States: Phoenix Productions, 1956.

Starring: Bette Davis (Alicia Hull, Librarian)

Storm Center is always in the top five of any librarian movie film list, and for good reason since the central character is head librarian in the town of "Kentport," one of those ageless pillars of the community everybody knows and loves. Miss Hull is too fully fleshed to be a stereotype, and in fact admirably avoids cliché pitfalls. Her repression has more to do with self-control as she behaves primly while one affront after another is flung in her face, until she finally cracks. While reprehensible, her behavior is completely understandable. The story takes place during the dark days of McCarthyism and has less to do with censorship than it does the dangers of ignorant group-think. Side characters invite a closer look, and subtextual themes of human ambition and frailty are disturbing. The film's message is a lesson in "woulda-coulda-shoulda" but the style is not the stuff of enduring cinema and likely only of interest to librarians and Bette Davis collector completists.

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From tcm.com:

In the small New England town of Kenport, widow Alicia Hull celebrates her twenty-fifth year as the town librarian with her assistant Martha Lockridge and good friend Judge Robert Ellerbe. Across town, George and Laura Slater quarrel over their ten-year old son Freddie's preoccupation with the stories he reads in books. When blue collar worker George insists that Freddie should spend more time involved in outdoor sports and Laura challenges him, the couple accidentally tear one of Freddie's library books in half. Freddie later takes the book to Alicia, who assures him that she can mend it, and encourages him to continue reading. That evening, George visits Alicia to pay for damaging the book, but admits he would rather Freddie play baseball than read. Alicia suggests that George allow Freddie to be himself. At the request of city council head Paul Duncan, Robert invites Alicia to the council's monthly luncheon. Alicia arrives at the lunch with the blueprints for the proposed children's wing addition to the library and is surprised when Mayor Levering and the other council members rapidly and unanimously approve the wing without debate. Then Paul informs Alicia that the council is concerned about a book in the library entitled The Communist Dream , and Levering adds that complaints have been filed about it. Alicia is taken aback when Paul and a few other council members advise her to remove the book from the library shelves. While Alicia agrees that the book could be viewed as political propaganda, she nevertheless recommends that the public be allowed access to it. When the council members insist, however, Alicia, who knows the library needs the new wing, reluctantly agrees to remove the book. That evening, Paul and Martha go out together, but Martha evades Paul's marriage proposal. Meanwhile, in the library, Alicia realizes that she cannot remove the book and replaces it back on the shelf. A little while later at the restaurant, a council member stops by Paul's table to inform him and Martha that Alicia has telephoned Levering and refused to remove the book from the library. The following day, Alicia meets with the council again and decries their attempt to bribe her with the children's wing and insists that she cannot remove a book simply because it contains unpopular ideas. Several council members explain that the complaints have come from many of their constituents and that the Women's Committee Against Subversion has threatened to take the issue to the local newspaper. Alicia responds that the library carried Adolf Hitler's Mein Kampf all during the pre-war years with no adverse effects and challenges the council. Paul points out that Alicia once belonged to several organizations that were later discovered to be Communist fronts. Alicia insists that she quit each association upon learning of their politics, then angrily objects to Paul's implication that her affiliation with those groups suggests Communist sympathies. When Paul replies that Communism spreads by preying on those easily fooled, Alicia alarms Robert by announcing her intention to quit the library if the council insists on the book's removal. Robert pleads with Alicia to reconsider, but she refuses and departs. Paul demands that the council fire Alicia, and despite the reluctance of three members, including Robert, they agree. The next day, Freddie reads the newspaper headlines about Alicia's firing and, distressed, visits her to learn why. Alicia is unable to clearly explain the situation, leaving Freddie upset. That evening, a sparse crowd of townspeople turn out for a meeting to support Alicia. In spite of the group's concern over Alicia's firing, however, most remain afraid to publicly support her for fear of losing their jobs. Alicia defuses the tension by thanking those attending, but declaring that she has no wish to cause any of them difficulty. At the Slaters' house, Freddie asks Laura to explain what it means to be a Communist, when George arrives home and expresses surprise that Laura is not packing for their planned vacation. Laura feels that because of Freddie's distress over Alicia's firing, they should postpone their trip, which angers George. Freddie overhears George berating Alicia for her intellectual biases and Laura repeats the newspaper's declaration of Alicia's harmful influence and sadly expresses her own disappointment in the librarian. A few days later, Alicia dines at a local café and notices hostility from several patrons. When Freddie walks by with some friends, Alicia goes outside to speak with him and is surprised when the boy ignores her. The boys with Freddie tease him about his friendship with the librarian, but when Freddie fabricates fantastic accusations against Alicia inspired by the stories he has read, they scoff and kick him out of their group. That night before closing the library, Martha is startled when she discovers Freddie destroying several books among the stacks, but he runs away. Martha seeks advice from Alicia, but she remains puzzled by the boy's behavior. That night at a country club party, Paul disturbs Martha when he reveals his plans to run for state legislature on the "Red menace" issue. Several women discuss their belief that Alicia held questionable influence over the towns children, but Hazel, the daughter of one council member, insists that Alicia was one of the best influences she had while growing up. That night Freddie has a nightmare and George takes him for a walk, ending with his declaration that Alicia has poisoned the library for years. Several weeks later, when Alicia is not at the new children's wing ground-breaking ceremony, Robert visits her and finds her packing to move to California. Robert insists that Alicia attend the ceremony, and they arrive just as Freddie finishes reading out the titles of the ten best books he has chosen. Despite unease in the crowd, Robert asks Alicia to officially break the new library ground, but when she asks Freddie to help her, the boy breaks down, repeatedly screaming that Alicia is a Communist, until she slaps him and he runs away. That evening, the Slaters worry about the missing Freddie, and Martha is angry over Paul's continued ambitions, which she feels have destroyed Alicia. At a council meeting, Robert insists Alicia receive an apology and reinstatement and accuses the group of behaving suspicious and distrustful, like Communists. Meanwhile, Freddie has hidden in the library and sets several books on fire in the stacks. In his haste to leave, Freddie falls and is knocked out as fire engulfs the building. As a crowd gathers outside and the town's firemen arrive, Martha disputes Paul's earlier allegation that he has done nothing to cause serious damage and breaks up with him. Laura frantically searches for Freddie, who is finally rescued by the firemen. Alicia joins the crowd to sadly watch the library's destruction. Reverend Wilson apologizes to Alicia and she admits that she should have fought the council harder. When several townspeople plead with Alicia to stay and help them rebuild their library, she agrees.

Case Study No. 0079: Darwood

Library Majnu
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Award winning 2004 short film directed by Paul Angunawela, produced by Vanessa Van-Yeboah and Daniel Fagerson. Music by Infinite Scale and Dan The Automator. Made for BBC Four in the UK.
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Salt Pictures Presents
Library Majnu

[scene opens with Darwood sitting behind the front desk inside the library, when a heavy-set black woman slides a copy of the book "Laila Majnu" towards him]
CONSTANCE: Have you read this book?
DARWOOD: [smiles and shakes his head]
CONSTANCE: This is a tragic tale of two star-crossed lovers who could not be united in life due to the bigotry of fools, but were eventually united in death! Know what I mean?
DARWOOD: [shakes his head]
CONSTANCE: [sucks on her lollipop] What a shame they didn't survive, but at least they gave it their all! Died fighting for what they really believed in!
DARWOOD: [holds up a "No Food" sign]
CONSTANCE: Hm!
[she turns and leaves, as Darwood takes a photo of his beloved Simran from under the desk and stares at it longingly]
SIMRAN: [quietly] Darwood ... Darwood ...
DARWOOD: Huh?
[confused, Darwood looks up and sees that the real Simran is walking up to the desk with an angry look on her face]
SIMRAN: Darwood! We need to talk ...
[he looks over at the older female librarian sitting next to him, looking over her glasses at him with contempt, and gives a nervous laugh]
DARWOOD: [quietly] What is it? I'm busy!
SIMRAN: [incredulous] Busy?
DARWOOD: Yes!
[he gets up and pushes a bookcart to the front of the library]
SIMRAN: [indignantly sighs and follows him]
[cut to the outside steps of the library, as the camera focuses on the feet of three men walking upstairs]
[cut back to the inside of the library, as Simran catches up to Darwood]
SIMRAN: [loudly] I have an announ--
DARWOOD: [putting his finger over her lips] Shh!
[he points to a "No Talking" sign, then - once he makes sure no one is looking - moves in to give Simran a kiss]
SIMRAN: [slapping his hand away]
[dejected, he continues pushing his bookcart, as the camera switches back to the men walking up the stairs]
SIMRAN: [from off camera] Listen, I have an announcement to make!
[cut back to Darwood pushing his cart through the stacks as Simran follows]
DARWOOD: Look, I can just stop what I'm doing, Simran! Can't it wait?
SIMRAN: We ... have to run away and get married!
DARWOOD: [loudly] What?
[frozen in shock, Simran ends up pushing the cart for him]
SIMRAN: Listen Darwood, it's my dad! He's onto us! He knows everything ... the old "studying in the library" routine. Kissing behind the flowerbeds. Watching the sunsets together. This secret romance we've been having, he's coming here right now with his heavies!
DARWOOD: Heavies?!
[cut back to the men making their way into the library]
SIMRAN: [from off camera] My dad has ... connections.
[cut back to Darwood and Simran in the library]
SIMRAN: His personal chefs are trained assassins! It's the norm in India ...
DARWOOD: Chefs? Assassins?
[the nearby patrons look up as Darwood raises his voice]
DARWOOD: Look, this is madness, Simran! I mean, we've only been going out for two weeks!
[cut to Simran's father and his heavies in silhouette, then it cuts to the heavy-set woman sitting at a table talking to another patron]
CONSTANCE: I just read this great book about forbidden love! Taken from an ancient Bedouin tale written well before Shakespeare--
[camera pans to Simran and Darwood arguing behind her]
SIMRAN: Don't you see? This is a test of our love for each other! You do love me ... don't you?
[Darwood - saying nothing - climbs up a ladder to reshelve some books, as the footsteps of the heavies can be heard approaching]
SIMRAN: Now this would be a good time to take me in your arms, Darwood! Take me in your arms and kiss me!
[she closes her eyes and puckers up, but Darwood looks behind her and sees the heavies, gasping in fright]
SIMRAN: [opens one eye, and thinks Darwood is just ignoring her] I see ...
[she storms off, as Darwood tries to say something but just ends up dropping his book, as Simran - without even looking where she's going - accidentally walks right into the arms of her father]
DADDY: [motions for Darwood to approach him]
[Darwood slowly climbs down the ladder and stands in front of him]
DADDY: [takes off his sunglasses] Humph, so ... you think you can corrupt my precious daughter, eh? All that jiggery-pokery in the periodicals! Those special moments alone, hm?
DARWOOD: [stuttering] No disrepect sir, but we haven't done any--
[Daddy snaps his fingers and the two heavies draw their swords and charge]
DADDY: [approaches his daughter] Aw, he hurt you, my little rose, hm? Then I will make him bleed!
[the two heavies point their swords at Darwood's neck]
DADDY: [to Darwood] So sorry ... You, you were saying something? [laughs] I thought so. You are not only a coward, you are also culturally bereft!
DARWOOD: [whimpers quietly]
DADDY: You know nothing of our country, our heritage, our traditions! You are not worthy to be a member of this family! You are worthless, like a curry with no chillis!
DARWOOD: Huh?
SIMRAN: Huh?
DADDY: Simmy is from a different world to you ... bookwalla! So let's keep it that way.
[he kisses Simran on the forehead]
DADDY: Besides, I have already closed the deal on Simmi's marriage!
[he takes a Polaroid photo out of his pocket and holds it up in the air, then shows it to Simran (as the man in the photo blows her a kiss) and she turns away in disgust]
DADDY: [takes her arm] Come, let's go. I have a wedding to prepare for!
[as he drags her away, she reaches out to Darwood with tears in her eyes]
SIMRAN: I love you, Darwood!
DADDY: I've got to book the DJ, get a sitar player, the horse and cart ...
[he snaps his fingers, as the heavies lower their swords and follow him]
SIMRAN: I don't wanna get married, Daddy!
DADDY: You will, darling ...
[as the camera focuses on Darwood picking up the book he dropped, we can hear nearby patrons whispering about how embarrassed he must be, then the camera focuses on Constance still talking to the patron about "Laila Majnu"]
CONSTANCE: Such a shame they didn't survive in the story, but at least they gave it their all. At least they died fighting for what they really believed in.
[Darwood stares at the "No Talking" sign on the wall]
DARWOOD: Huh?
[he takes off his glasses, and the sign suddenly says "No Passion"]
DARWOOD: Huh?
[a "No Cell Phone" sign suddenly says "No Kissing," then a patron walks by with a t-shirt that reads "No Simran" on the front and "No Future" on the back]
[Darwood then slams his book on the table, throws away his library ID and glasses, gets up on the table and begins singing in Hindi]
DARWOOD: [translated] Let the world be cruel to me, and I will bear it ...
[Simran and her father stop]
DADDY: Hmm?
SIMRAN: [gasps]
DARWOOD: [translated] If I see tears in your eyes ...
SIMRAN: [laughs]
DARWOOD: [translated] My beloved I will die!
SIMRAN: Oh ...
DADDY: [rolls his eyes] Drop dead ...
[he turns to leaves, when all of the patrons suddenly get up and start dancing]
DARWOOD: [translated] I live by saying your name, I die by saying your name, I live by saying your name, I die by saying your name ... Only you! Only you! Only you, only you! I'm in love with you!
[he grabs her and they run off into the stacks, as her father sends his heavies after them ... However, some nearby patrons are able to distract them, so Darwood and Simran are able to make it back to the main reading room and begin dancing]
DADDY: Silence!
[they stop, and Darwood cautiously approaches him]
DARWOOD: [gulp] Well, what do you say ... Pappa G?
DADDY: Hmm?
[he looks around, then smiles]
DADDY: Nice moves, Library Majnu ... You have proved yourself worthy today! From now on, you have my permission to court my precious daughter!
[Darwood and Simran both smile, but then Daddy pulls him in close]
DADDY: [whispering] But don't think I won't be keeping my beady eyes on you ... You mess her about, and I will personally kill you.
[Darwood looks scared, but then Daddy lets him go and smiles]
DADDY: Welcome to the family ... son!
[everyone in the library cheers, as Darwood and Simran embrace, then cut to Constance and the other patron still talking to one another]
BEARDED MAN: So does it have a happy ending after all that?
CONSTANCE: What? Two kids? From different races? With interfering in-laws? In this day and age? Course not, mate!
[camera cuts back to Darwood and Simran, as Daddy addresses the camera directly]
DADDY: For moments like these, I think one needs a little privacy ... Don't you?
[he places a rose in front of the camera, as the credits roll]

Darwood - Jesse Fajemusin
Simran - Shelly Islam
Daddy - Robert Ashby
Constance - Doreen Ingleton
Swordsman 1 - Manoj Gopinathan
Swordsman 2 - Simon Das
Bearded Man - Lochlann O'Mearain
The Heavy - Aftab Ali
"No Future" T Shirt Man - James Payton
Librarian - Philomena Angunawela
Library Writer - Shehzad Chaudhary
Flower Hat Woman - Enez Reid

Writer - Shehzad Chaudhary

Salt Pictures Productions, copyright 2005

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From imdb.com:

When a librarian falls in love with an Indian gangster's daughter, he gets more than he bargained for when the mafia boss turns up to see who has been messing with his beloved child amongst the periodicals.

Director:
Paul Angunawela
Writer:
Shehzad Chaudhary
Stars:
Jesse Fajemisin, Shelley Islam and Robert Ashby

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From syracusearts.net:

Library Majnu by director Paul Awguwawela

A modern day Romeo and Juliet with a Bollywood twist. A college library, forbidden love and a meddling father nothing that a little song and dance can't cure.
UK, 2005, 10 min., color, English/Hindi with English subtitles, narrative

Monday, November 21, 2011

Case Study No. 0078: The League of Librarians

LUNCH LADY -- a new graphic novel series by Jarrett J. Krosoczka
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www.lunchladycomics.com

July 28, 2009
LUNCH LADY AND THE CYBORG SUBSTITUTE
LUNCH LADY AND THE LEAGUE OF LIBRARIANS

December 22, 2009
LUNCH LADY AND THE AUTHOR VISIT VENDETTA

Published by Knopf Books for Young Readers, a division of Random House Children's Books

Lunch Lady Theme Song written and performed by Recess Monkey - www.recessmonkeytown.com
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From lunchladycomics.com:

There was something rotten going on in the library, and I'm not talking about bananas! Why were the librarians being so secretive and cold? Betty and I checked out more than we bargained for when we tussled with this ferocious crew. Lucky for us, Hector, Terrence and Dee never listen when I tell them to stay away!

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From borders.com:

Lunch Lady and the League of Librarians
Jarrett J. Krosoczka

"The school lunch lady, a secret crime fighter, sets out to stop a group of librarians bent on destroying a shipment of video games, while a group of students known as the Breakfast Bunch provides back-up" -- From CIP data.

Publisher: Random House Children's Books
Date: July 28, 2009
ISBN13: 9780375846847
ISBN: 0375846840
BINC: 9761015
Age: 7 - 10 years
Grade: 2 - 5

When her Apple Alarm alerts her to a crime in progress, crime fighter Lunch Lady knows it is time to leap into action! Armed with her Taco-Vision Night Goggles and aided by her trusty sidekick/assistant server Betty, Lunch Lady serves up justice to everyone from muggers to crime syndicates, but, when Lunch Lady's young informants, the Breakfast Bunch, alert her to an evil plot by the League of Librarians to destroy all video games, can even a super-powered cafeteria worker stop a group of villains capable of sending an evil Black Stallion or Cheshire Cat against her? Inspired by author/artist Jarret J. Krosoczka's crazy ideas about his own elementary school lunch lady, much of the book's humor comes from Lunch Lady's cafeteria-themed gadgets, including the Spork Phone, Hairnet Nets, and Sonic Boom Juice Box. For a graphic novel meant to encourage reading, however, the story delivers some mixed messages about librarians, as the librarians are portrayed as video game-hating villains who knock people out with dictionaries and attack superheroes with evil versions of literary characters. At one point, the heroes even toss the librarians' books into the river to defeat the villains. Overall, the book plays with some clever concepts and provides some diversionary entertainment but is not particularly filling.

Case Study No. 0077: Gettysburg Archivist

The Truth about The Battle of Schrute Farms (Season 8)
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Oscar finds out the truth to Dwight's false story.

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[while Dwight is looking over some photographs in the Gettysburg National Military Park Museum, Oscar enters the scene with an older gentleman]
OSCAR: Dwight, this is one of the archivists here. I thought maybe we can consult him.
DWIGHT: Really?
OSCAR: Yeah.
DWIGHT: Well, anyone employed by the Gettysburg industrial complex is certainly gonna wanna keep quiet about the Battle of Schrute Farms.
ARCHIVIST: Schrute Farms, did you say? That is a fascinating little chapter of the Civil War.
OSCAR: [surprised] You've heard about it?
DWIGHT: Yes! Ha! Prepare to be refuted ... [to the archivist] Go on. Come on.
[cut to the archivist starting up a documentary film on his laptop computer]
ARCHIVIST: There you go.
[footage of Civil War era photographs is shown on the screen]
NARRATOR: Families and sweethearts back home waited desperately for letters from the front.
RE-ENACTOR: Dearest mother, I'm sorry it has been so long since my last letter. It is three months since I arrived at Schrute Farms, and I fear I may never leave this place alive. Melvin Fifer Garris.
DWIGHT: Hallowed ground ...
NARRATOR: But the battle at Schrute Farms was no battle at all. It was a code used by pacifists from both North and South, who turned the Pennsylvania farmhouse into an artistic community and a refuge from the war.
[Dwight has a puzzled look on his face, as the footage changes to a woman ("Amanda Fields-Shad, Poet and Historian") directly addressing the camera]
AMANDA: You have to understand ... Poets, artists, dancers. These kinds of men preferred peace to war.
[photos of Civil War era men are shown, doing various non-war activities (like playing the accordion and drawing other men naked)]
AMANDA: These delicate lovely men found a place of refuge amongst the Schrutes at Schrute Farm. Amidst the macho brutality of war, this was a place where dandies and dreamers could put on plays, sing tender ballads, and dance in the moonlight.
[Oscar looks on in bemusement, as Dwight stares at the screen in horror]
AMANDA: I like to think of Schrute Farm as the Underground Railroad for the sensitive and ... well, fabulous.
OSCAR: Wow, this is so much better than the story you made up.
[the archivist smiles, as Dwight gets up and storms out of his office]
DWIGHT: I've seen enough!
OSCAR: [yelling after him] You're right, there should be a monument to this!

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From ew.com:

The Office: "Gettysburg" | Episode 08 | Aired Nov 17, 2011

A trip or change of scenery can inspire brand-new life-changing adventures. Or, at the very least, it's a way to kill a workday.

I hoped you recently brushed up on your Civil War history, because last night Andy felt morale was low, and also, he wanted to be an inspiring leader. Solution? Field trip to Gettysburg (home of the northern-most battle of the Civil War), conveniently located in good ol' PA, same as Dunder Mifflin. He rented a bus (much like Michael did in "Beach Games") and they were off to see some history -- complete with matching neon pink hats that read: "DM does GB," which Jim was pretty sure meant something sexual. Oh, and Andy brought free low-sugar lunches!

The bus trip to Gettysburg was pretty funny. Andy wanted to talk strategy -- "a little foreplay before we do it" -- but Darryl had a Limitless DVD, which everyone was much more enthusiastic about. (A joke that made me laugh way more than it should. Excellent timing, Office scribes: How did you know Bradley Cooper would be named People's Sexiest Man Alive this week?)

Once they arrived at the Gettysburg site, Andy shunned the traditional tour for his own backwoods version, which allowed Dwight plenty of time to try and sell Erin on the fact that Schrute Farms was actually the home to the Northern-most battle of the Civil War -- not Gettysburg. "It makes the battle of Gettysburg sound like a bunch of school girls wrestling over a hair brush," he explained. Oscar, backed by history books, came along and tried to give Erin some more accurate information about actual Civil War battles. Commenter discussion: Erin: Charmingly naïve or disturbingly dumb?

Naturally, the gang on the trip (Jim, Darryl, Phyllis, Erin, Dwight, Oscar) get tired of Andy's tour, and just wanted to lie in the grass and/or go back to work. Andy got upset and stormed off -- sound familiar?

My main problem with this episode was the main plot felt like a rehash of several classic episodes, all kind of stuck together. I realize this show is in its eighth season, which can sometimes feel like four score and seven years in TV time. (See what I did there?) But besides the general boss over-enthusiasm for a dumb idea, there was the local field trip element that we'd seen before in both "Beach Games," "Booze Cruise," and when Michael took the ladies to the Steamtown mall for some girl talk. Dwight once again wanted to out-history someone, like he did when stripper Ben Franklin came by the office. Obviously, some plot elements are going to be recurring -- especially hit jokes -- but for this plot, the laughs weren't big enough for me to overlook the recycling.

The episode did end funnier than it began, with a great revelation. We learned Dwight wasn't entirely wrong about The Battle at Schrute Farms. He just wasn't accurate about the battle part. Turns out, Schrute farms (helped along by the Schrutes) was an artistic community full of "peaceful delicate, lovely men" that was a refuge from all the fighting. Oscar was fascinated, but upon learning that the Schrutes were not always the warriors Dwight had envisioned, Dwight stormed out of the room, his trip, and possibly year, ruined.

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From televisionwithoutpity.com:

Oscar has found an archivist to shoot down Dwight, who preemptively dismisses the member of "the Gettysburg-industrial complex." But the old guy has heard of the Battle of Schrute Farms. He sits them down in front of a video about that very subject, which, as it turns out, was not the bloody, savage meat grinder Dwight's been claiming it was, but a code name for an artistic retreat for sissy-mary nancy-boy pacifists. There are even daguerreotypes of men putting on plays, having drum circles and hanging out together naked. At least one of the guys in the photos looks distinctly Schrute-like. "Wow, this is so much better than the story you made up," Oscar tells Dwight, who storms out.

Case Study No. 0076: Conan the Librarian

UHF Conan The Librarian
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Conan The Librarian segment from Weird Al Yankovic's one and (so far) only movie, UHF (1989)

Don't you know The Dewey Decimal System!?
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[camera slowly pans across the stacks of a typical library]
ANNOUNCER: Never before in the history of motion pictures has there been a screen presence so commanding, so powerful, so deadly!
[the camera stops on the midsection of a large muscular man dressed as a barbarian, then pans up to reveal the full figure with sword in hand]
ANNOUNCER: He's Conan the Librarian!
[cut to a nerdish balding man standing next to Conan]
MALE PATRON: [whispering] Can you tell me where I can find a book on Astronomy?
[Conan picks him up by the collar and brings him up close to his face]
CONAN: [with a halting German accent] Don't you know the Dewey Decimal System?
[cut to Conan standing at the front desk, with a sign reading "Return Books Here"]
ANNOUNCER: Conan the Librarian!
[a young male patron and his friend approaches the desk, carrying a stack of books]
YOUNG MALE PATRON: I'm sorry, these books were a little overdue ... [nervous laugh]
CONAN: [he responds by taking his sword and splitting the young man right down the middle]
[cut to Conan giving a "hero" pose as he holds his sword in one hand and a stack of books in the other]
ANNOUNCER: Conan the Librarian!
[cut to a shot of the Conan footage playing on a television screen]
ANNOUNCER: Tonight, only on U-62!

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From wikipedia.org:

Conan the Librarian also appears in a brief segment of the 1989 "Weird Al" Yankovic film UHF. In the segment, the exaggeratedly muscular Guardian of the Shelves chastises—in German-accented English—a library patron who is unsuccessful in finding a book. He then hefts his enormous sword and slices another patron in two for returning a book overdue.

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From byui.edu:

UHF (1989). A young man who seems unable to keep any job because of his tendency to drift off into bizarre daydreams becomes general manager of a shoestring UHF television station that his uncle won in a poker game. The station is on the verge of bankruptcy but rises in the ratings as a result of the wacky programming he puts on the air, including such features as "Wheel of Fish" and "Conan the Librarian." A 30-second promotional ad for the latter program shows a Schwarzenegger-like young man (Roger Callard) dressed in leather asking "Don't ya know da Dewey Decimal System?" and executing a patron who comes to the desk with an overdue item.

Friday, November 18, 2011

Case Study No. 0075: Brenda Brooks

CSI Neverland #1
5:57
The class play we did my senior year. I directed and did makeup and some costuming and played the widow. It went over really well with the student body. And I apologize for the poor video quality and I know it's very hard to hear, but we didnt have enough mics...
Cast:
Ivy Kasten as Brenda Brooks
Julia Joeger as Library Kid
Sara Lund as Tink
Matt Zeimer as Murk
Lauren Mangin as Doris
Nick Krepline as Peter
Jaime Reimer, Ariel Day, Adam Meyer, Lyndsay Holschbach, and Jenna Ambrosius as Lost Kids
Anna Boettcher as Princess Lily
Ty Wasmuth as King
Carlee White, Paula Kuik and Kyle Lorrigan as Natives
Amy Cohen as the Fire and IRS Agent
Hannah Herdt as Widow
Kyle Lorrigan as Widow's Son
Justin Mear, Landon Boettcher, Cara Beily and Andrea Preston as Lab Rats
Nicole Grailor and Rachel Schulz as mermaids
Vince Denor as Cpt. Sharp
Ellie Collins as Penelope
Robyn Skinkis as Grimely
Ashley Blahnik as Jo
Adam Gilson as Devlin
Tags: play CSI Neverland senior reedsville fantasy shadow murder mystery fairy detectives
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From brookpub.com:

CSI: Neverland
by Wade Bradford

Synopsis: CSI meets Neverland in this marvelous merger of comedic mayhem. Murk and Tinker, Fairy Forensics Officers, are investigating the mysterious murder of Peter Pantaloon's shadow. Their prime suspect is Head Librarian Brenda Brooks who despises Seuss, Hogwarts, giant peaches, and the boy who refuses to grow up. As Peter clearly laments the loss of his shadow, they whisk Brenda away for questioning and throw her in a lineup with the infamous Captain Sharp. Meanwhile, Tink pays the Lab Rats a visit only to discover that the culprit could quite possibly be the crocodile. When Tink finally meets up with croc's family, she discovers that the croc couldn't have committed the murder because the croc died from eating one too many dinghys and a poisonous Red Herring. When Murk and Tinker persuade Captain Sharp's girlfriend, Penelope Moppins, to go undercover after Captain Sharp, Brenda Brooks makes a startling discovery...Peter Pantaloon's shadow was maliciously murdered by Neverland's poisonous Red Herring. She also rediscovers love and a love for reading the classics.

Act One, Scene 1

Setting: A corner of a small town library.

At Rise: Brenda Brooks, a very somber, rigid librarian, sorts through a shelf of books. She looks as though she hasn't laughed in decades. A friendly, innocent looking Kid enters.

KID: Excuse me, Miss Lady ... is this the new library?
BRENDA: No, this is the old library.
KID: Old library?
BRENDA: Yes, the old library. Over eighty-years old next year.
KID: But I thought we was gettin' a new library.
BRENDA: You mean "thought we were."
KID: That's exactly what I said.
BRENDA: It's the same old library. I, however, am the new librarian.
KID: You don't look new.
BRENDA: Young man [or: Young lady] I am very busy; would you please take your gawking eyes and your bubble-gum belabored jaws elsewhere?
KID: (Unconcerned. Looking at the books.) Are these new books?
BRENDA: No. I am reorganizing this library. And in the process I am removing a few unnecessary novels.
KID: You're taking these ones away? They look like good books.
BRENDA: Too much fantasy and folly can spoil a child's mind. This library needs more science and less Dr. Seuss. More history and less Hogwarts. Children need academics and not adventures. One doesn't get into a university by studying unicorns.
KID: But some of these are my favorite books. (Holds up a book.) Like this one about the upside down pirates.
BRENDA: That's Treasure Island . . . and you're holding it upside down. Besides, it's a loathsome tale about loathsome people. Certainly not for students.
KID: What about this one?
BRENDA: James and the Giant Peach? Preposterous. Even with modern agricultural techniques, fruit simply cannot grow to that extreme size. Silly, silly stuff. Guaranteed to warp young brains.
KID: Oh well. Too bad they have to go. (Pause.) Got any of those Narnia stories?
BRENDA: Certainly not. Now will you please?
KID: How about comic books?
BRENDA: Get out!

Kid runs offstage.

BRENDA: It would seem I've come just in time. The children of this town are so wrapped up in foolishness they probably believe in fairy tales! Such nonsense!

Suddenly, the lights all shut off ... except for a single spotlight that shines on the librarian. She stares at it like a stereotypical deer caught in a set of headlights.

SERIOUS WOMAN'S VOICE: Brenda Brooks?
BRENDA: Yes? Who's there?
SERIOUS WOMAN'S VOICE: Head Librarian of Johnson County?
BRENDA: Um, that's me . . . Uh, what happened to the lights?
SERIOUS MAN'S VOICE: Ma'am, we're going to need you to place your hands upon your head.
BRENDA: Is this the police?
SERIOUS MAN'S VOICE: Hands above your head. Now.

She obeys.

BRENDA: Is there a problem?
SERIOUS MAN'S VOICE: Ma'am, I now need you to turn around.
BRENDA: (Turns to face upstage.) I don't want any trouble.

She obeys each of the following commands.

SERIOUS MAN'S VOICE: Please place your right foot in. Now place your right foot out. Place your right foot in. Now, shake it all about.
BRENDA: (Stops and faces downstage.) What? This is ridiculous. Who are you people???

The lights come up. Two police detectives move in on each side of her. They are dressed in professional attire; however, they also have brilliant fairy wings attached to their backs. They are Fairy Police Detectives, Tinker and Murk.

TINK: We're the Fairy detectives. I'm Lt. Tinker. This is my simpleton partner, Lt. Murk.
BRENDA: Fairy detectives? But I don't believe in fairies!
MURK: (Deadpan.) Oh. That hurts.
TINK: We're here to investigate a murder.
BRENDA: A murder?!! Who's been killed?
TINK: Ha! As if you didn't know. Ever hear of a boy by the name of Peter. Wears green tights. Hangs out in Never-ever Land. Flies around London Town.
BRENDA: Are you telling me that someone murdered Peter. Pantaloon?
MURK: No, not Peter. Someone murdered his shadow.
BRENDA: You can't murder a shadow!
MURK: Oh yes you can.
TINK: Take a look at the body.

Murk unrolls Peter Pantaloon's shadow. It's a black cloth cut out in the shape of Peter Pantaloon. There are three holes, each the size of silver dollars cut out from the "shadow." It looks as though it has been shot three times in the chest.

MURK: Gruesome, isn't it?
BRENDA: And you think I'm responsible for this? (Tinker has brought two rolling office chairs center stage.)
TINK: You certainly have the motive. (Forces Brenda into a chair.)
BRENDA: How dare you.
TINK: Where were you on the 30th of February?
BRENDA: But . . . there's no such thing as the 30th of February.
TINK: Aha! So, you can't account for your whereabouts!
MURK: Ma'am, we have reason to believe that you wanted the victim eliminated.
TINK: And he's not the only one!
BRENDA: I don't understand.
TINK: Oh, come on! We heard that you wanted to get rid of Aladdin and his Magic Lamp . . .
BRENDA: Well, I -.
MURK: - and kill off Jack and his Beanstalk . . .
TINK: And probably chop up Pinocchio while you're at it.
MURK: Well, do you confess? (Shows her a list.) You've been plotting to eradicate every name on this list.
BRENDA: But those are all just nonsensical characters. They aren't even real!
MURK: (Offended.) Hey now. Those are personal friends of mine.
TINK: I've heard enough. Let's bring her in.
BRENDA: Where are you taking me?
TINK: The Never-ever Land Precinct. You'll need some of this.

Tinker sprays something in Brenda's face. It's very painful.

BRENDA: Ow! Ugh! What is that? Pepper spray?
TINK: Pixie dust.
MURK: (Taking her by the arm.) Have you ever flown before?
BRENDA: What???
MURK: Oh, it's great fun. Just think happy thoughts.
BRENDA: It feels like my eyes are on fire!
MURK: That's not happy enough.
TINK: Come on everybody!

They run stage left and then leap offstage.

Case Study No. 0074: Joni D.

Meet The Librarian
4:00
This is our Animated Shortfilm. We did this for our 3Dsense Media School's final project. took 3 months plus, from concept to compositing. Some errors visible, but will certainly work them out in the next production work.
Tags: 3d animation maya computer animation final project
Added: 1 year ago
From: pearlsmile3
Views: 645

3dsense Media School presents
A Parachute Dogs Production
"Meet the Librarian"

[a male librarian - wearing a nametag that reads "Joni D." - is feeding a goldfish sitting in a bowl on his desk]
LIBRARIAN: [notices some noise at the other end of the library]
[the camera pans around to show those patrons that are the source of the noise]
OLD WOMAN: [talking to a statue like it's a real person]
BOY: [listening to music on his headphones]
LIBRARIAN: [shrugs his shoulders, then tries to reshelve a book on the top shelf, but one of the steps on the ladder cracks, causing him to fall and knock over the shelves like dominoes]
OLD WOMAN: [still talking to the statue, oblivious to the falling shelves heading her way]
LIBRARIAN: [runs and pushes her out of the way]
BOY: [listening to his music, he's unable to hear the falling shelves]
LIBRARIAN: [jumps on a bookcart and races to his rescue, pulling him out of the way just in time]
[a wheel on the bookcart comes loose, then rolls across the floor and gently taps against another bookshelf, cracking its base and causing another domino effect]
LIBRARIAN: [notices the bookshelves heading toward a young girl and his desk with the goldfish on it, so - in slow motion - chooses to save the girl]

Production Supervisor: John David Marte
Conceptualisation: Azarudeen Shanavas, Gerald Marsh, Megawati, Nicole Gandhi, Nurul Halim
Storyboarding: Megawati, Nurul Halim
Animation: Azarudeen Shanavas
Special Thanks: Lai Kok Sen, Justin Chua, Gary Wee, John David Marte, John Ng, Edward Lim, Chiusan Ng, Sacha Goedegebure, All staff and students at 3dsense

[after the end credits, the final scene shows that the bookshelves have settled precariously against the librarian's desk, while the goldfish and his bowl remain unharmed]

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From azarudeen.com:

During the second half of 2009, I worked on a Shortfilm with my classmates. It was a very enriching journey throughout that project. Many obstacles and so on, but we managed to finish last year. Right now, the 4 mins Animation short is waiting for MUSICAL SCORE.

I think should be able to release it in a few months time.

Production Duration :4months plus

TEAM:

-Azarudeen

-Nicole Gandhi

-Nurul

-Megawati

-Gerald Marsh

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From redesigndavid.me:

The Librarian, from the short animation "Meet the Librarian"

Features:
* FK-IK blend
* Stretch
* Ribbon Controls
* Facial Controls
* Smears
* Proxy, Low, High Display Modes

Todo:

* FK-IK Matching
* Dynamic Parenting
* More Cheek Controls

Credits:

* rigged by me: John David Marte (http://redesigndavid.me)
* modelled and textured by Nurulhuda Halim (rayzack [at] gmail.com)

Changelog:

* 1.0.1 fixed twist problems on right leg (Thanks to Christian Yamaya for pointing this out)