Case Study No. 1995: Irene the Ratchet Librarian

Irene The Ratchet Librarian
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Added: 7 months ago
From: Irene C
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[scene opens with a teenage girl (long brown hair, glasses, large glued-on eyebrows) speaking to someone off camera]
IRENE: Welcome to the United Estates ... Lie-Brayr-Ree!
[she flips her hair]
IRENE: Okay? My eyebrows is on fleek! Mmm, this is a lie-bary! In lie-baries, you all stay quiet, ya hear me?
[she looks around]
IRENE: If you is not quiet, you is out this lie-bary!
[she holds up a book]
IRENE: Or I'mma whoop your ass with a book! Ya hear me?
[she looks around]
IRENE: Ya hear me!
[cut to the librarian reading a book, as someone off camera starts whispering]
IRENE: Oh, I said shut the fuck up!
[she looks around]
IRENE: If you ain't quiet, you is outta this lie-bary!
[she points off camera]
IRENE: Gets out!
[she pauses]
IRENE: Don't you throw that book at her! She ain't do anything to you!
[she points off camera]
IRENE: Gets outta this room!
PATRON: [from off camera] No.
IRENE: No, gets ... gets out!
PATRON: [from off camera] I don't want to!
IRENE: Gets out this room!
PATRON: [from off camera] No.
IRENE: I'mma call Nine One One if you don't gets outta this room!
PATRON: [from off camera] Do it, then!
IRENE: I'mma call Nine One One, mmm!
[she picks up a phone]
IRENE: Hello, Nine One One? Yeah, gets this whore honkey out this room, she been throwing books! She, she be talkin' back, I don't know what's her problem, but y'all need to come over here and arrest this ho!
[she pauses]
IRENE: Mm hmm!
[she pauses again]
IRENE: Yeah, I'm in the United Estates Library!
["Two hours later" appears on screen, then cut to the librarian holding a book]
IRENE: Listen, the police gonna come for you, if you don't get outta this lie-bary!
[she pauses]
IRENE: Is you out? Oh, youse gonna get out now, hmm?
[she pauses]
IRENE: Okay ... Bye, Felicia! Bye! See you later!
[she waves]
IRENE: Bye! Bye! Bye! Don't you come back in this lie-bary ever again!
[the sound of a door closing can be heard]
IRENE: Bye! Yeah, she leave! I'm gonna call the cops! Tell 'em that we took her outta this lie-bary!
[she picks up the phone, then the screen transitions to black]