Friday, June 29, 2012

Case Study No. 0415: Joanna Angel, Kleio, Asphyxia and Draven Star

It was your average day at the library- until an extremely rude patron walked in, and tried to take out a book with 200 overdue library books to his name. Shit got crazy, and ... he robbed the place! Joanna Angel, Kleio, Asphyxia and Draven are serious Librarians, and they will not budge on library protocol- even if their life depended on it.

(Oh yeah. And everyone bones each other in this movie, we just can't show it on Youtube. If you're over 18, you know where to find it)
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[scene opens inside a library, where several female young librarians are doing various job-related tasks (reshelving books, pushing bookcarts, manning the returns desk, etc.)]
NARRATOR: It was your average day at the library. Everyone checked out books. People did their homework. Metrosexuals hung out there ... Until someone came in with too many overdue books.
[a male patron hands his library card to the librarian at the front desk, who punches it into the computer before getting a shocked look on her face]
JOANNA ANGEL: You have two ... hundred overdue library books!
NARRATOR: That's when shit got real ...
[the patron pulls out a gun and points it at the librarian]
MALE PATRON: Nobody move! This is a robbery!
ASPHYXIA: Draven, pull the alarm!
[cut to shots of police and SWAT Team members surrounding the building, then back to the patron holding the librarians hostage]
MALE PATRON: Gimmee the book!
[she clutches the book he was trying to check out to her chest]
JOANNA ANGEL: I'm sorry, sir, I can't do that!
SKIN DIAMOND: It's just a stupid book! Are you fucking kidding me?
KLEIO: No, no she's not! She's a really good librarian!
[cut the the female hostage negotiator talking with the police outside]
KIMBERLY KANE: What kind of asshole holds sweet innocent librarians hostage?
["Burning Angel Entertainment presents Librarians"]
["Starring Asphyxia, Draven Star, Kimberly Kane, Kleio, Skin Diamond, Joanna Angel"]
KIMBERLY KANE: [sighs] Go get me a cup of coffee and a bearclaw ...
KIMBERLY KANE: It's gonna be a long day ...
["Written & directed by Joanna Angel"]



On the Set of "Librarians"

We made a new movie! Wooohooo! I'm not sure when it will be coming out, but it'll be out very very here's a little something to get you all as excited about it as I am! Um, it's about sexy case you couldn't tell. A lot of the girls on BurningAngel are really nerds at this movie is for them...and all the people out there that are fond of nerdy chicks who love to fuck!

xoxo Joanna Angel



Joanna Angel (born December 25, 1980) is an American alternative pornographic actress, director and writer of adult films.

After finishing her degree, she relocated to the Williamsburg section of Brooklyn, New York, and created the website BurningAngel, a hardcore adult site catering to an emerging genre dubbed alt porn, while she danced as a stripper at night. Her website followed in the footsteps of the very popular SuicideGirls, which she has referred to as "the McDonald's of alt porn." When asked whether she thought that alt porn was turning into a movement she stated, "I think it's a movement. I think I've started something."

Joanna has written, produced, directed and starred in films available exclusively through Burning Angel (including "Joanna's Angels", "Librarians", "Re-Penetrator", and "LovecraCked! The Movie").

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